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Locked, Cocked and Ready to Rock Since 1986! |
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| Location: | DETROIT, MICHIGAN |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Nov 19, 2007 (763 days back) |
About Me |
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Click Here To Buy Our CD! When the Almighty Lumberjacks of Death spewed into existence (1986), every band in town was playing two hundred light years an hour and thought melody was the name of the hooker next to the beer store, or they were vapid douche bags with fluffy hair and seventeen keyboards. No fuckin' way were we gonna be either.We really didn't give a flyin' gonorrhea infested donkey fuck in hell if people thought we sucked, but we weren't gonna be DRI, and we weren't gonna be Erasure.For whatever reason punks, skins, rockers, mods, chuckleheads, bus station perverts, amputees and diner waitresses generally thought that we didn't suck. So we ejaculated loud shit as much as life on the west side of Detroit, in the shadow of the Herman Gardens housing project, would allow, then took a hiatus. The hiatus sucked. None of us explored the Himalayas, found Jesus or Elvis,built hospitals in Norway or learned Aleutian macrame.So we shitcanned the hiatus and went on with ALD. Some people think we rule and some people would rather have diarrhea on a Greyhound bus.Either way, we look at life through lager colored glasses, we believe ya only live once so ya might as well fuck it up,and play it loud because everyone's deaf eventually.Thanks for participating, and we don't have any nice parting gifts for ya.May ya get to heaven half an hour before the devil knows yer dead. Try the BEST MySpace Editor and MySpace Backgrounds at MySpace Toolbox ! |
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Music:Member Since: 7/30/2004Band Website: almightylumberjacksofdeath.com Band Members: Jimmy Doom-Vocals Big Dog (Sworn Enemy & Cold As Life)-Guitar Cliff "Born To Kill" Hill-Drums Jake (Dogz Of War)-Bass Influences: Sounds Like: If you mixed Blitz with Leatherface. Record Label: www.disconnectedrecords.com Type of Label: Indie |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Punk) |
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CD Release Date April 19th, 2005 |
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| The Almighty Lumberjacks Of Death discography cd is coming out on April 19th, 2005. Distribution is through www.naildistribution.com & www.roadtoruindistribution.com Go ahead and start bugging stores ... Posted by Almighty Lumberjacks Of Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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History Of A.L.D. by The Big Dog |
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Ok! I will attempt to answer the most asked question about the band, The Almighty Lumberjacks of Death (ALD). How in hell did you guys come up with such a ridicul... Posted by Almighty Lumberjacks Of Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Big Dog, Jimmy Doom, The Rev, Disconnected Records, Murphy's Law, Cold As Life, MATT BUCK, JAY BUCK, Holly, Negative Approach, HATEBREED, pittbull, **Ramona**, HERESY, MISFITS, Detroit Punk Preservation, Bhoff Detroit, snifolino, bill, JAMES, motorcitykittie, 3 CHORD LORDS, Confessions of a Dangerous Mouth, THE SALS, Delicious Malt Liquor, Stephanie, Cory, THE AVERILL'S, Lis CC, ENRIQUE, Slain Husseins [showin much flex on the BASS tip], Keith, Scott/angryman, Eddie detroit, Thomas, Joel, Shana Kegel, Thom Eaton, Same Ol Shit, Billyclub, lynne, DAVID m.f.ing VAN, DON'T ASK, Pincepa, ♥ ♥ cheryl, spaß ohne knast, GENERAL BASTARD NEW SONGS UP!!!!!!!!, Vacant Lot Entertainment, Detroit 442, elena, To No End, petite skingirl, The Cavity Creeps, The Vendetta [New album OUT NOW]
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