Mrs Smudge's Profile |
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| Age: | 34 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Aberdeen, Scotland |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Some extra baggage |
| Last Login: | Aug 6, 2009 (145 days back) |
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About Me |
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| Sarcastic, dark humoured old witch, who refuses to grow old gracefully | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Bill Hicks, Dennis Leary, Jack Dee, Jo Brand and Billy Connelly in the pub. I'd like to meet people who are interesting, genuine and make me laugh, i'm NOT interested in hearing from you if you are (a) Looking for sex (b) Looking for a place to stay (c) Looking for a job. I have a DELETE button and I'm not afraid to use it!!! I didn't find it necessary to list this when i set up my profile, but having received some truly bonkers/insulting e-mails from some men, i find it necessary now! ok? Lecture over, go back to what you were doing! Unless it runs the risk of making you go blind! (tut! dirty b****r! ha ha ha!) |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Aberdeen, Scotland |
| Religion: | Wiccan |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Professional Slacker & Guitar Hero! |
My Blog |
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Observation........ |
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| Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..............ahem! Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 04:54:00 GMT |
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Maharashi Fattifatbastards guide to Zen |
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| * Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.
* The journe... Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 02:46:00 GMT |
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