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 JP's Profile |
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suffering from a heightened sense of self importance |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | SAN DIEGO, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 9" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) |
| Last Login: | May 15, 2008 (601 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating and Friends. | |
About Me |
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when i was 14, i led a successful rebellian against the zappatista leadership of the small village we lived in. i took my newfound political fame to southern california and opened shop as a human rights promoter in the heart of liberal activism, Coto de Cato in Orange County. nestled in between the secluded country estates and championship golf courses, a small band of dedicated workers set up a canadian underground railroad; assisting the assylum seekers of our intolerant neighbor to the north. i spent the remaining time of my "impressionable years" traveling amongst the people and ruins of distant lands such as Togo, Zambia, Guatamala, and Kansas. an heir to a make-up fortune, my father was the MAX in MAX FACTOR, i landed a job as a badger farmer in northern california after abandoning my political aspirations. badgers, surprisingly, create 80% of the world's most sought after secretions for the perfume and make-up industry. i've parlayed that experience into being a just another boring corporate whore, with an ego larger than my paycheck, and not one creative bone in my body. |
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My Interests |
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| i'm big into cars, specifically (but not limited to) BMW's and older Mercedes also, i'm a huge fan of shenanigans. |
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I'd like to meet:chill people, and bunnies...with pancakes on their heads.I like a girl who eats and brings it up a sassy little frassy with bulimia her best friend's a plastic surgeon and when her Beamer's in the shop she rolls the Benz manis and pedis on Sundays and Wednesdays money from mommy lovely in Versace costly sprees, it's on at Barney's and I love to watch her go through fifty g's calmly she gets naughty with her pilates body and thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody 'cause the blow is so yummy and it keeps her tummy empty and makes her act more friendly dance the night away and she won't say nothing when she makes your man stray |
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Music:i'm so emo, i'll make your eyes bleed. .. ... |
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Heroes:the late lizard, huey; and of course, myself. .. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Hollywood |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Corporate Whore |
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My Friends |
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mitchell, Nick, michael, 40 oz!, Scotty Does, ♥ j e s s i c a, Yeti, Mike, Aziz, Brian, Hollywood Hamilton, Abby, Lynsea, *Nicole Eileen*, Tanya Desiree, Angela, [YoC] baby d, *j*, Orion
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