Alex's Profile |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | BOISE, Idaho |
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| Height: | 6' 2" |
| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | Nov 23, 2007 (728 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Born aboard the pirate ship Garrrrrr-field, at an early age I quickly learned the importance of burying my most precious possessions in the sand. Forced to walk the plank for misunderstanding "poop-deck" I arrived at the Magical Island of Flying Penguins. It was there that I was adopted by the ninja inhabitants who developed all of my current Awesome skills. The mascot of the ninja tribe was a talking goat who became mad with rage and jeolousy because of my kunk fu fighting fists of fury. With some Rad tom-foolery and a bag of magic beans I was framed for stealing flight from the penguins, who were so pissed that they moved to antartica where they are currently known to live. Exiled from the magical island of Formerly flying penguins I set course for America where I am currently King of the Koala Bears. | |
My Interests |
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| Anything and Everything including a lot with the exception of few. | |
I'd like to meet:Curious George, Bigfoot, The first guy who ever milked a cow, Any model with low standards, Chuck Norris, and your mom.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment |
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Music:Breaking Benjamin, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, DMB, Ben Folds, Spoon, Coldplay, Dido, Frou Frou/Imogen Heap, Our Lady Peace, Psapp, The red jumpsuit apparatus, Ok Go, Regina Spektor, Go to www.pandora.com! |
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Movies:Shawshank Redemption, Boondock Saints, Braveheart, Lord of the rings, Office Space, The Departed, 300 |
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Television:Heroes, Family Guy, BSG, and House |
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Books:Currently reading: Do you seriously want me to keep updating this every time I start a new book? |
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Heroes:Chuck Norris, MacGyver, House |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Boise, Idaho |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | Post grad |
| Occupation: | Pirate Ninja |
| Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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M&M Duels |
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| Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thum... Posted by Alex on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:06:00 PST |
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A Panda Tale |
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| I sent this poem in to Maxim recently. Maybe they'll print it in their joke section or something. A Panda tale � By Alex Doster Chapter 1: The Panda Introduction There lived a family of pand... Posted by Alex on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST |
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Chronicles of Turkey Lurkey |
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| So i've been writing poems every now and again and since i don't post blog stuff very often i thought maybe i'd post some poems once in awhile.
This is called "The Chronicles of Turkey Lurkey"
I wrote... Posted by Alex on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:34:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Patrick, Loren Reed, Tim, Gasoline habit, Mrs. Elliott, James Orr, Breia, TnA, Paul, Jesse, Beegs, Angie, X, Laura, lil' miss jane, Tandia, Giant, Jolly G., Tiffany, ChristinaCarol, jennyrice, Desiree, Sara, Sabrina, Lady Luck, Bitch., Samantha
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Alex's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. flying penguins, pirate ship, ninja, fists of fury, magical island, boise idaho, alex, jeolousy, tom foolery, poop deck, precious possessions, talking goat, magic beans, walk the plank, straight male, antartica, koala, atheist |
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