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 Eaten By Spiders's Profile |
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| Age: | 43 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Dullsville, Texas |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 0" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) |
| Last Login: | Jun 6, 2008 (580 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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COKE is a bald, gray-eyed, tattooed, queer, middle-aged, pierced, red-goateed stepchild. His main "work" is the composition of poetry which is, at turns, sublime in its beauty and horrifying in its baseness. Yep. Reviews of Coke's Life: "He's like some creature in a church with about ten thousand members." "Put him up on the roof. Maybe we can get the game." "His dad taught him to think with his brain instead of his balls." You can see my official website and enter my Poetry Society of Texas contest, buy books or magazines with my poetry in them, or buy strange T-shirts, bumper stickers and other crap by clicking this photo: I'm because it's the healthiest thing for everybody involved. My Wish List: (Yes, I'm Serious.) My Carbon Footie-Print: My Belief-o-Matic Results: 1. Liberal Quakers (100%) 2. Unitarian Universalism (93%) 3. Neo-Pagan (89%) 4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (89%) 5. New Age (88%) 6. Mahayana Buddhism (74%) 7. Reform Judaism (73%) 8. Secular Humanism (70%) 9. Taoism (70%) 10. Orthodox Quaker (70%) 11. Theravada Buddhism (68%) 12. New Thought (57%) 13. Baha'i Faith (56%) 14. Sikhism (55%) 15. Scientology (54%) 16. Jainism (50%) 17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (45%) 18. Nontheist (41%) 19. Orthodox Judaism (39%) 20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (36%) 21. Islam (34%) 22. Hinduism (34%) 23. Seventh Day Adventist (34%) 24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%) 25. Eastern Orthodox (22%) 26. Roman Catholic (22%) 27. Jehovah's Witness (16%) You can see my fitness goals and progress by clicking the picture below. There are less dignified pictures of me on a certain X-rated version of YouTube, under the user name down_on_me , if you're into that kind of thing. Sometimes I waste time with Second Life. |
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I'd like to meet:�t. But not for a long time. Click below to see what I tell �t most nights. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Gay / Lesbian |
| Hometown: | Pocatello, ID |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | Layabout |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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What book am I? Glad you asked. |
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| You're A Theory of Justice!by John RawlsIn the beginning, you lived in a town. The town had many problems! Rather than moving, you decided to come up with the idea for the best town ever. Going all th... Posted by Eaten By Spiders on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:14:00 PST |
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Sam, I’m the Same! :) |
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| You're The Animals!You're just a soul whose intentions are good. You are praying for some understanding, but somehow you seem to know already that it's not going to come through. You wouldn't have tho... Posted by Eaten By Spiders on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:11:00 PST |
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I’m Cindy Sheehan. Hrumph. |
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| You're Sheehan-Garrett!As Cindy Sheehan, you don't believe anything until it impacts you personally. Plenty of things may hurt other people and their families, but they aren't really of direct concern... Posted by Eaten By Spiders on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:08:00 PST |
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Perfect!! |
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| I love me some Gogol Bordello, and their lead singer is from here. Plus, their blue almost matches mine.
You're Ukraine!When taking communion, you always preferred the wafer to the wine. You weren't p... Posted by Eaten By Spiders on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:03:00 PST |
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Still dunno, but closer. :) |
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| You're Michigan State University!Though you hail from a divided and strange land, you walk about with a large S on your chest. The allusion to Superman is clear, and you've hosted some of the most fam... Posted by Eaten By Spiders on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:56:00 PST |
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I dunno why |
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| You're the Tokyo Metro!A fan of sardines and pet kennels, you like things to be crammed into tightly confined spaces. Of course if you didn't have so much to cram into tight quarters, you probably wou... Posted by Eaten By Spiders on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:49:00 PST |
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Haters |
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| My comment on a blog about Westboro Baptist's planned picket of gay marriages in CA, based on their announcement.
"I'd cop it for my wedding announcements.
Mr. and Mrs. Blah Blah are proud ... Posted by Eaten By Spiders on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:30:00 PST |
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| A lot of people tell me that they're smart, which is true. Unfortunately, they don't know much and they refuse to learn anything of consequence. Being smart means having the capacity ... Posted by Eaten By Spiders on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:09:00 PST |
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Do you like my new word? |
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| It's "preoccupus." It means you're preoccupied with an octopus. Because that happens all the time. Posted by Eaten By Spiders on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:34:00 PST |
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L.E.S. Artistes |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_2B706vHq8
I've heard this album is really good. I like this song and the video very much. I'll check out the rest and get back to you. :)... Posted by Eaten By Spiders on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:54:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Draconus River Wolf, Big Daddy, Amy, PFLAG - Pocatello Chapter, Jason, Darrell, Thrice Greatest, Samantha, Brenda, Dan, Daryl, REAX USA, C Art a, Million Fag March, Earth Hour, R.E. Brown: the Sniveling Goat, Cat, Freddie's Girl, Vesta Sophia, Tobias H. Reese, The Adornments, Makero, Cranky Man, Elizabeth, Freakin' Deacon, Shaye & Kiki, Nine Piece Trio ♫♪♫, Lucy Rae, John, John Morgan, Carol, Cantignemare, The Rocky Horror Show - LIVE IN CONCERT!, Boy of Steel, angel, GMANLA, charlie, Christopher, C Ray, THRIFT TOWN, SARAH, 10K Poets, COMATEENS, ♥ Proudest Mommy in the Universe ♥, ~ 404 ~, Leisl, Royal Flush
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