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In the Hive... |
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| Age: | 29 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | NORTH WALES, PENNSYLVANIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 7' 6" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) |
| Last Login: | Oct 8, 2008 (396 days back) |
| I am Here For Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Hello! You might remember me from such films as Alien, Aliens, the dreaded Alien 3, and Alien Ressurection, although, technically we weren't *true* Xenomorphs in the latter (silly scientists spliced our DNA with people, bad idea). First and foremost, the previously mentioned films were documentaries and "the events occured in real time". Somehow the viewing public got them confused with fiction and the rest is history. By human standards the Xenomorph life cycles isn't a considerably pleasant ordeal, but hey, neither is human birth (or human conception from what some women tell me *ZING*). Essentially, we all start out as a slimey little spider-like critter that have been aptly titled "Face Huggers". Take a wild guess at what they do... Times up! See, all Face Huggers want to do is just that, give a little hug. Our victims-- err, I mean, our "friends" who are the hug-ee, are only frightened by our profound affection. So, if ever you see a sweet, innocent looking Face Hugger coming your way, be sure to let him give you a squeeze, it's all about the love, man! Anyway, after a Face Hugger finds a "special friend" the little guy gives a "special hug". This special hug is how the cutest, cuddliest critter in all the known galaxies is fashioned, ME! Basically, (and i know this sounds gross) we "hatch" from our Face Huggers new friend as soon as our teeth develope and are sharp enough to hack-- err, tickle our way out. It is a very pleasant sensation for the host; alot of giggling, dancing, and entrails. Once we emerge we are sure to take extra special care of our new friend who took the time to kindly provide us with a gestation home. Once we spring free, we grow *incredibly* quickly. Alot of that time is spent in hiding until we reach our adult hieght of a very friendly and non-intimidating seven and a half feet tall. Some interesting pointers about us: We possess shells, not skin (unless, as previously mentioned, you splice us with people-DNA, what a pain in the tail that was ) you not only have the fiery love-goo to look out for, but you have a saturating explosion of fiery love-goo to look out for. We don't just "spray" like you silly humans do when you rip and arm off (not that I've ever done that) we "POP" and make certain that everyone around us has the same oppurtunity to experience the sweet sweet nector which flows forth. Well, enough on that for now, I'll finish telling you about our puppy dog-like style of breeding once I gather these few new "special friends" for the newly born Face Huggers and seal them into the walls redering them motionless (trust me they like it, pay no attention to their screams). | |
My Interests |
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| Well, my breed in particular is that of foragers. See, i am the guy who gets to go out and charm people to coming back to the Hive. Sometimes it takes a bit of persuasion, but most people are quick to see things our way. I have this *really* nifty tongue that is SO handy in a pinch. Alot of people incorrectly assume that we use our jaw attack to kill our new friends. This isn't true, see, sometimes people don't exactly realize that they DO want to come play back at the Hive. So, it's only natural to give them that little something extra. By "something extra" I mean a smash on the noggin to knock them out for only a short time. Hey, you are no good to us dead (then we can't sit together, drink tea, and play Backgammon) and a Face Hugger ain't gonna play nice with a corpse, so we are real careful to be sure all our new guests to the Hive are in reasonably good shape. So, if you are in reasonably good shape and don't mind dim lighting, I would *love* to spend some quality time together! | |
I'd like to meet:I'd like to meet people who just want to come back to the Hive for a nice long nap. Our walls might look uninviting, but once you get passed the slimey pussing ooze and the remnants of human corpses, its really a charming place. Why, many a man, woman, and child have spent some of the best *cough*and last*cough* moments of their lives amoung these walls. They aren't so gross, though, we have been considering adding some Wallpaper. It does get a bit dreary sometimes with all the billowing puddles of slime and the absolute darkness. So, if you are in the area of the Hive (planet Earth) be sure to run and hide as we interpret that as a clear indicator that you would really like to come and play! See ya soon! *special hug* |
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Music:The dripping sound of ooze hitting the floor. Oh Heavens it's music to my-- well, where my ears would be. The sweet laughter and giggles of our new friends once they realize they get to spend some one on one time with a Face Hugger, that's one of my favorites! The cool, soft, repeated hiss of the Queens rythmic breathing; Mmm, delightful! I gotta get that one on MP3... |
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Movies:Take a wild guess... |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| Hometown: | Far away |
| Religion: | Other |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Occupation: | Forager |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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My Blog |
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| Well, today I woke up in a mound of ooze (though we don't really sleep, just doze a bit) then i headed out to make some friends. Today was a good haul! 4 elderly and 3 kids! Mom was pretty happy so I ... Posted by Xenomorph on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:44:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Alex, jesse, Cpt."Mad George" Flint, Scott, Kaziklu Bey, PRÓXIMA, Leia Organa: Mercenary, Ferret-Possessed Squirrel, Hicks {12th}, Danny, Terminator_fan, Yoni ~E.D.F.~, evey thing good must end, NTHO SROAM[LOVES NIGHTRUNNER], xa426, Xenotrippen on Acid, Dream Lover, Dknightcecil
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