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 The Keith's Profile |
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| Age: | 22 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | All |
| Country: |  Denmark |
| Height: | 7' 7" |
| BodyType: | Some extra baggage |
| Zodiac: |  Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) |
| Last Login: | Dec 4, 2007 (315 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I really need to bust a nut, and Im SO overspringshandlingslammet and totally in exile from the socalled "reality". It dont like me? Well hey: I'll shit on it! And kids, remember: only users lose drugs and wrongdoers respect me, because . . . I've got the pain of John Wayne and the hoo-wee of Bruce Lee! | |
My Interests |
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| Music, PS2, promiscuity, my knuckles, brown sugar, bad behaviour, humour-stuff, bathing, partying, black slacks, greasy hair, dirty looks; those thangs. | |
I'd like to meet:Just about anybody in fluffy skovtrusser. Almost. And especially people who reeeally loves to yoddle! AND Flower Tucci, totally!Alle der IKKE har mig på deres forside, kan ikke gøre andet for mig, end at gette OUT af mit liv, fordi hey: I bitches aint gots nothing on mig og I kan kalde mig butter, cause I'm on a roll og alt det! |
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Music:Punk, Oi, garage, redneck rockabilly, oldschool blues, bluegrass, zydeco/cajun, country und Western, psychobilly, stonerrock, hillbilly, psych, soul, Doo Wop, Nina Simone, Rembetika, almost anything from the Fat Possum-label, Metzelos, Dwarves, The Trashmen, Hope Sandoval, Soledad Brothers, Seeds, Screaming Lord Sutch, Camper Van Beethoven, Bad Brains, Serge Gainsbourg, Kussekannibalerne, Lee Dorsey, Butthole Surfers, Mclusky, The Untamed, Bo Diddley, Robert Gordon, Jah, Ralle Malone, Ebba Grn, Looptroop, NoMeansNo, Defectors, Cramps, Alix, Soledad Miranda, Fu Manchu, Atari Teenage Riot, Blues Magoos, Rat Holic, Gallon Drunk, Powersolo, James Carr, The Zombies, Bob Logg, Baby Woodrose, Dirtbombs, Portuguese Joe, Blowfly, Ramones, Blue Cheer, Little Richard, Swamp Rats, Otto Brandenburg, Ween, Buddy Holly, Hasil Adkins, Gene Vincent, Dick Dale, Prince Buster, Standells, The Monkees, Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis, Eddie Cochran, Johnny Powers, Sleepy La Beef, heavy mental (yiir), but ALSO just about anything from Jamaica, ska, jungle, raggamuffin, turntables, roots, dancehall, soca, AND gabba (uh!), that hiphop-thing, UK garage, 2-step, Grime, what can I say, Im a complicated guy, sorry. |
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Movies:Westerns, Mean Streets, Six-String Samurai, Jess Franco, Bubba Ho-Tep, Vampyros Lesbos, Mad Max, Buttman, Buffalo '66, Russ Meyer, Ford Fairlane, M, Raising Arizona, Dogday Afternoon, Sult, Withnail And I, Sin City, roadmovies, sleaze, gore, horror, porn, all kinds, actually. |
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Television:Deadwood, The Mighty Boosh, Sopranos, Trailerpark Boys, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Little Britain, Reno 911, The Office, Will und Grace (so kill me!), Anna Pihl's FISSE, League Of Gentlemen, porno på lokalen, dokudramas, L Word, conspiracy-stuff, soaps, and anything in which Frasier DIES an agonisingly slow and painfull death |
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Books:All the automatic books, y'know: those where you start on page one, and automatically just keep on reading. But educational stuff, like Edward Bunker, James Ellroy, Kerouac, Fante, Bukowski, Murakami, Henry Miller, Coupland, the Robert Crumb Handbook, Bataille, Derogatis, Durrell, Hunter Thompson, Gorki and such, will all sink in softly. |
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Heroes:Johnny Bach, Marco B - the Yellow Elvis, Ingrid Swede, Bruce Lee, Wanker - Texas Walker, Lester Bangs, Jimmy Thorsøe R.I.P., Trond (from The Ricochets), Seka, Bof, Santo - masked mexican superhero/wrestler, my mom, may she rest in pieces |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Divorced |
| Ethnicity: | Black / African descent |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | The other side of ugly |
| Religion: | Taoist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Jeg knepper den fizz |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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My Blog |
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Inspiranoia |
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| Under al fraværet er der heldigvis endnu mere facade så vi kysser hinanden, for vi er åeh så glade, ja: vi lyser - af al vor forstand, lyser omta nke og fornuft og lyser frihed i band bevidstløs... Posted by The Keith on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:42:00 PST |
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la nausea |
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| Natten som et livsom en sump somensomheden selvfuldkommenbundløs
og livet, livetslange nats 40-watts mirakelsom angsten ihjertet af en særensom stakkelfuldkommengrundløs... Posted by The Keith on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:39:00 PST |
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Chili Kong Arne |
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På det seneste har Satan kneppet røvhulleti laser på allemine guder
har kun kunnetse verden gennemde her regnvåderuder
har søgti flaskeri kroppeog bøgerefter det modog den trøstsom vistn... Posted by The Keith on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST |
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Stofbutik Kodreng |
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Hun skinner med stråler umulige at afbøjeog han er nobody, bare en stofbutik cowboy
men hun skinnerhun skinner hungør guld ud af løgnegennem alle tårerneog al mudderet i hans øjne... Posted by The Keith on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:36:00 PST |
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Den allerstørste poet i hele verden |
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| Jeg har løbet en million engelske drømmemil for at slippe væk fra mit løgnagtige gebis vandcyklet på rent sand i min svømmebil og jeg har fyldt alle folk med mit pis så skulle man jo tro det efterhånd... Posted by The Keith on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:00:00 PST |
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Noget om at kneppe |
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| Jeg har stil i knep dig-mængder
så knep dig, knep den måde du holderdin latterlige latté på, knep ditabonnement på Information, knep dineøkologiske pinjekerneholdninger, knepdine trendy bagels, knep d... Posted by The Keith on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:14:00 PST |
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Det følsomme fisse-trick-teksten |
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Jeg ved kun om jeg tør skrive dette her, når det lykkes mig at gætte om du tør læse det. Og eftersom mit gæt tager afsæt i mig selv, gætter jeg på at du er cirka lige så ude af st... Posted by The Keith on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:53:00 PST |
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Merry Christmas, mister Grundrens |
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| Dig og mig og Djævelen det gi'r 3 - ikke 666 og alle vil have dig for dit sind er vildere end din krop i det der stramme sexede latex-dress og du spænder verden strammere end en flitsbue for alting er... Posted by The Keith on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:31:00 PST |
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Antilopa |
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Hun får lammet løven i ham lige præcis længe nok til at begrave fortiden i drømmen om al den fremtid ... Posted by The Keith on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:54:00 PST |
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Instant hverdag (men på dåse) |
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| Vi samler pulsen op Vi hjerter vore liv fra vuggen via samlejekøkkenet til galla-dress i graven. Fra fjernbetjening, fra TV-møblernes Tornerosehypnose til skin-demokratiet i hendes h... Posted by The Keith on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:42:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Smuk&Farlig, Baby Woodrose, The Untamed, Johnny Accident a.k.a Perletand, Lars, Claes, ADVOKATUS, Claus Ankersen, Stinne, Mick, Joey, sara, Adriano Celentano, Stine, Kenneth Thordal, Abdullah S, Golda, Claus Høxbroe, Gordon Inc., 47 MILES OF BARBED WIRE, Kid Thomas, Lightnin' Hopkins, Gino Washington, Bunker Hill, Lorenzo Woodrose, Yma Sumac, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Charles Bukowski, Brendan Behan, Dead Elvis & His One Man Grave, John Fante, Dylan Thomas, Miss World, April, Peden, BappeFjabbe, Trine, Roli-gnU, ukendt, Fred Rebello, V, Lonni, TUE TRACK72, Dilan, *Photo by Pia*, Coral, IJ-X, Creme De La Crack, Frk. Sloth
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