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 El Gato!'s Profile |
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| Age: | 32 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | BROOKLYN, NEW YORK |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 2' 0" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) |
| Last Login: | Jun 26, 2008 (111 days back) |
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About Me |
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My mama was a Mexican circus bear! My papa was a brave but reckless black cat acrobat. Papa did not survive their satisfying but difficult lovefest. Then mama ran off with the alligator boy and left me in a ditch. I was adopted from the ASPCA when I was a tiny baby bear cub-kitten hybrid, but after 7 years my human slaves had to give me up into foster care because the Evil Human Overlord George W. Bush sent them to Iraq to fight a war for something called gasoleeen. My new food bitch got me from my foster slaves about three years ago and I'm still trying to train her properly. She and my archnemesis/roommate cat, Chupacabra, will eventually bend to my iron will. No one sleeps late! All food shall be mine! Beware the wrath of El Gato! |
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My Interests |
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| http://www.muffins.org/ Food, sleeping, eating plastic bags, knocking the alarm clock off the table, food, waking people up for no reason, fine dining, bottlecap hockey, dismembering large bugs, crunchy mice, Mexican wrestling. http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com |
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I'd like to meet:Anyone with food. Anyone who can be food. Food. |
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Music:The magical sounds of cans opening, Nashville Pussy, the Supersuckers and Cat Stevens. |
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Movies:Dodgeball; Cat People; Aristocats; Cat o' Nine Tails; Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! |
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Television:Lucha Libre |
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Books:taste good. |
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Heroes:Meatball Parmigiana |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Black / African descent |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | Mexican wrestler |
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My Friends |
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BARC Shelter, Edward Gorey, Filthius J. Smoochington III, John A Bukowski Shelter for Animals, the mOrgans, Chico, Skoorka, Jenniferocity, Lucy, trish, Alessandra Celletti, ♡KESI♡, Romeo@Onyx, Telemachus, DINGER "tm"IS MORE THAN JUST BATS!!, OC, Comets human Bro home tonight from Ft Bragg NC, Snowy, Maik & Mändy, Deadly Tiger, Courage, Oliver Precious, Raven !!, Sam, Discouragement Kitten, Shiffy, ♥sexy kitten♥, Lynn, cole luvs his bestie freddie k, Shiloh, Fluffy, and Baby, Atilla, FIFI, TOBY MOMS LITTLE MAN, Tatum Blue, Rocko & Mrs. Bojangles, Toma, balù, Margaret & Winnie, Driving Miss Bumbie, coolv, The Sexy Beast~ Jakeboy, Thelonious, Mondo, Alley Cat, Blackie the Only Workin Cat, Bailey♥Pumpkin♥Tigger♥Coco♥Princess, nathan nielsen, Vanessa, Jack
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