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Is that you John Wayne? Is this me? |
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| Age: | 25 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | DARIEN, Connecticut |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 11" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | May 18, 2008 (146 days back) |
About Me |
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| I'm Jeff, I'm 24, I love titties. I'm not only a titty man, I'm a Leo, and a damn good one at that. I also love food, it's so good. One time I went to CVS to buy a Take 5 chocolate bar, and the lady told me it was 85 cents so I gave her a dollar and she gave me 15 cents back, then I left the CVS and ate the Take 5 chocolate bar and it was really good. I wash my hands before I pee, not after. I would like to think that my hands are dirtier than my penis. My hands may be covered in germs but I keep my penis squeaky clean. I also have the ability to pee without dribbling on my hands. So rather than washing my hands after I pee and risk getting my penis dirty, I wash beforehand so it stays clean and germ free. I love rapping. I rap about so many different things. I'm working on this one song now called "Gay Breakfast." It's basically a song about a really gay breakfast. I also rap about crack, steak, blowjobs, and numerous body fluids and or parts. I'm pretty nasty with a buffer wheel. | |
My Interests |
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| Drummin, chillin, using a buffer wheel, getting ill, and jiggy | |
I'd like to meet:People really bother me. I'd like to meet the guy who ran me off the highway a few weeks ago. |
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Music:I have great taste in music. |
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Movies:Glitter, anything with the Olsen twins, Showgirls, Gigli, Crossroads, Purple Rain, low brow black movies like Norbit and Little Man |
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Television:I watch faaaar too much tv. If I were to sit here and list all the tv shows I watch, then I'd be cutting into some serious tv time. |
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Books:I don't read enough books. |
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Heroes:Chuck Norris and Jean Claude Van Damme....have they ever done a movie together?...if they did it would be totally badass |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Working |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Whiney Juice |
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| God damn Juice. Walkin around with their big noses. I can't stand those Juice. Cheap Juice, liberal Juice, all kinds of Juice.
Just kidding, I really dont mind Juice. I ... Posted by It pees when I burn on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 11:06:00 PST |
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The Dentist II |
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| I just lost an hour and forty minutes of my life to "The Dentist 2" that I can never get back. Watching this movie was a bigger waste of time than the time I tried to teach my cat how to po... Posted by It pees when I burn on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:05:00 PST |
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I've never posted a blog before |
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| That's right, this is my first blog ever.....ever. Anyway, read this, it's funny. If it doesn't make you laugh then you are a square. Girl: HiBoy: helloBoy: who is this?Girl: just a someon... Posted by It pees when I burn on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:36:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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The Dude, Buddah, John, Jessie O, FJB, Katie, Danny Noonan, Carl Spackler, Jules Winnfield™, Big Erne, Tracy, DRG, Nick AKA-Phish, kella, ♥katey♥, ☆Maeve☆, ♥harleyangel♥, Ms Robinson, Jackie, ♥Pants♥, *~LISA~*, ...Stephanie Jae..., SARAH EVE, audio, Katie, kunjan
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