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 Erik's Profile |
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| Age: | 29 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Whittier, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 8" |
| Zodiac: |  Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) |
| Last Login: | Jun 21, 2008 (15 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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| That's right, he filets, he chops
he dices, slices, never stops
lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And he mows your lawn
and he picks up the kids from school
he gets rid of unwanted facial hair
he gets rid of embarrassing age spots
he delivers a pizza
and he lengthens, and he strengthens
And he finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise lounge for several weeks
And he plays a mean Rhythm Master
he makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
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mail back unused portion of product
For complete refund of price of purchase
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that's right
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thighs, chin, midriff
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take ten for five exchange
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never needs winding
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Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis
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My Interests |
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| friends, music, movies, books, goin' out, musical instruments, art, finding new music/movies/books. |
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I'd like to meet:Kind, honest, humorous, & genuine people. I think I may already know all these people, but am still accepting applications. Thank you very much. |
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Music:The Beatles, Tori Amos, Jeff Buckley, Johnny Cash, Chuck Berry, The Ramones, Coldplay, Elvis, Dick Dale & the Deltones, Buddy Holly, Ben Folds, Bjrk, JLC, JimmyEatWorld, Muse, Nellie McKay, Nina Simone, Old 97's, Radiohead, Django Reinhardt, Operation Ivy NOFX Yann Tiersen Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Butterfly Boucher, Postal Service, the Pixies, Damien Rice, Queen AC/DC Simon & Garfunkel, Elliott Smith, Ricky Nelson, Nick Drake, Weezer, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams Sr., The Clash, Robert Johnson, BRMC Rev. Horton Heat, Nekromantix Tool A Perfect Circle The Squirrel Nut Zippers Tom Waits Billie Holiday Ella Fitzgerald Silverchair Miles Davis Jolie Holland Allison Krauss jazz, blues, pop, rockabilly & big american rock... Anything with tasty cowbell action! A ton of other stuff I won't admit to liking in a "public" forum. |
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Movies:Amelie, City of Lost Children, Delicatessen, Six String Samurai, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Napoleon Dynamite(Idiot!), The Goonies, Office Space, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Office Space, Blue Velvet, Garden State, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, 2001, Barry Lyndon, Full Metal Jacket, The Professional, The Dark Crystal, The Crowd(silent), Greed(silent), City Lights, Pandora's Box, The Princess & the Warrior, Freaks, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, Donnie Darko, Ed Wood,Corpse Bride The Nightmare Before Christmas, 28 days later, Carnival of Souls Night of the Living Dead, Barfly Requiem for a Dream, Pi, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Gattaca, Mauvais Sang, Wuthering Heights, Rebecca, Suspicion, Say Anything, It's a wonderful life!, The Thin Man & Happy Scrappy Hero Pup! img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/esoterik/Hitchcock _Horns.jpg" |
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Television:Rob & Big, the Dog Whisperer, Flight of the Conchords. |
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Books:Ham on Rye Post Office Women Run with the Hunted Hollywood Ask the Dust Education of a Felon A Confederacy of Dunces El Joy de Sexo The Liars Club Choke Survivor Invisible Monsters Geek Love Memoirs of a Sword Swallower Freaks, Geeks & Strange Girls Out Blood Anima Mundi Bunnies & Bees 1984 A Brave New World Dry: a memoir Running With Scissors On the Road the Risk Pool Nobody's Fool the Lovely Bones Franny & Zooey Cat's Cradle The Sirens of Titan A Trip To The Stars Our Band Could Be Your Life Me Talk Pretty One Day Dress Your Family in Corduroy & Denim... |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Winchestertonfieldville |
| Occupation: | TV Graphics |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Time Well Spent... |
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| Last year for my birthday, I recieved a "Gangsta Rap Coloring Book" from meine great friends Gary & Muriel. After much procrastinating and a bit of attention to detail I finished coloring one portrai... Posted by Erik on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 08:52:00 PST |
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My Gay Vacation! |
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| Finally something to Blog about...
I was admiring my myspace page one morning when I noticed my sexual preference was not what I'd originally indicated. Overnight and unbeknownst to me...I had bec... Posted by Erik on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 04:09:00 PST |
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Road Tunes |
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| I noticed that my car stereo compensates for engine & wind noise by increasing the volume slightly when the engine is louder/faster. It's only somewhat noticeable when coming to stops. ... Posted by Erik on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 06:14:00 PST |
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An Interesting Question |
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| If you had to buy your brain...where would you purchase it?
Think about it. Kudos go to my brother for asking this first. Posted by Erik on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:20:00 PST |
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StBaldricks.org |
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| Hey guys & gals,
This March, Im adding a twist to my St. Patricks Day celebration by shaving my head at New York Bryans in Long Beach to raise money for a cure for childhood cancer through an ev... Posted by Erik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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MADRASO, Tristan, Coffin Case, soda and his pawn shop three, The Shore, Ben Folds, Dolores O'Riordan, Crustle, Bill Brasky, Kiki, Naughty Scotty, Shirley, Porter, ♥~Carrie Ann~♥, ~Heather~, Don, Alexandria, Joshie Boy is Dr. Unk!, Christine, jewrappic, HIPPIE AT HEART, Rene, Steve, ****NICOLE****, Keith, Bobby Sullivan, Al-Ce-Mi, CHERRY BOMBSHELL, Kindra, Lydia ♥
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