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When can I use my bazooka? |
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| Location: | BRIGHTON, Massachusetts |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Sep 11, 2007 (809 days back) |
About Me |
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| HIXX DISCOGRAPHY : DRUNK WHITE INBRED(2000), NIGHTCRAWLER SOUP(2001), WHITE TRASH NATION(2001), NURSERY CRYHMES(2002), MERRY HIXXMAS(2003), HOG WILD (2006),OPEN SEASON (2007). Once upon a time there was a ramshackle farm somewhere in the desolate hills of Texabamasaw. Mangey dogs roamed the property and vultures circled the sky. Mad cows mooed in agony and sheep ran in fear from the drunken rednecks that called this God forsaken place home. A rusted puke green trailer sat beneath a rotted oak tree, surrounded by piles of garbage and old car parts. This was the birthplace of HIXX. Ma and Pa Hixx were dumber than a box of rocks, but they were hard workin' folk. Papa grew taters and Mama entertained strange men in the chicken shack. Sunday was their only day of rest, when they grilled squirrels and washed it down with rot gut moonshine. They entertained themselves by using each other for target practice. Even though they owned the farm,which they bought at government auction for a dollar,they still had hungry mouths to feed; the brothers. A destructive brood of lazy, narrow minded hell raisers. Between the four of them they had 3 days of schooling,two of which were spent in detention. They gave white trailer trash an even worse name. For no other reason than to piss off decent God fearing folk, they started a band. After several years of touring the trailer park circuit,they finally had enough money to go into one of them fancy studios and record their first album. Most of it was recorded in a drunken blackout, and they skipped town without paying the producer or engineer. Armed with the stolen master,they started their own record label,Inbred records,and released Drunk White Inbred in 2000. It would yeild the smash hit "Don't Look at My Wife(You City Queers)". About this time Col. Tom Porker entered the scene,and promised them fame and fortune beyond their wildest dreams. As long as he could supply them with unlimited ammo and moonshine they would sign on. So a contract was drawn up on a piece of birch bark and the boys all scrawled their X's. Realizing that the newly penned ditty,"Time to Get Drunk and Hunt" would be a hands down hit he got them into the studio to start work on their second album,NIGHTCRAWLER SOUP. Though "The Porker" had his hands full trying to keep the boys coherent long enough to record any song from start to finish,the album would yeild such unbelievably great songs as the arena anthem "Get Off My Property", and the tear-jerking ballad "Trailer". No longer considered a flash in the pan, they were invited to headline White Trashpalooza, where they blew everyone away with encore,"Too Many Sheep,Too Little Time",which featured livestock on stage decked out in lingerie. (to be continued).... Buy **new** Open Season **new** New 5 track EP featuring "Time to Get Drunk and Hunt" Get this video and more at MySpace.com Get this video and more at MySpace.com |
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Music:Member Since: 10/7/2005Band Members: Jebediah Hixx:Lead Vocals/Power tools, Hacksaw Hixx: Bass and squealin', Dusty Numbnuts Hixx:Guitars/Backing and Lead Vocals,Traylor Hixx:Drums, Malcom Powder Hixx: Keyboards/Backing Vocals, Uriah Hixx: Fiddle/Pedal Steel Guitar Influences: Hasil Atkins, that band from Slingblade,serial killers that didn't hate their mamas,John Deere farm equipment,Ranger Andy,Elvis Presley's stillborn twin,The Sound Commitee,Boxcar Willie,Zoltaanadon, Dick Curless,The Vaginals,K-tel Records,Johnny Plankton and the Sea Monkeys of Sole,Jack Daniels, and politically incorrect noise. Our favorite song is anyone that mentions slaughtering Bambi. Sounds Like: A cross between Skynard and rabid coyotes. Like a malfunctioning chainsaw ready to explode. Robert E. Lee clawing at his coffin lid. Mama whippin' some bare ass with a hickory switch. Record Label: Inbred Records Type of Label: Indie |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Rock / Punk / Southern Rock) |
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New EP coming soon!!! |
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| Our new 5 song EP, Open Season will be released soon. It was recorded this past year at Kissy Pig Studios in Allston,MA and will include all songs presently posted on Myspace plus one. Posted by Hixx on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:20:00 PST |
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Elvis Presley, JEB HIXX, Dusty "Numbnuts" Hixx, Jax-A-Hoy, Hacksaw, Fulgencia, devilfish, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Nashville Pussy, ZOLTAANADON, JIMI HENDRIX, Bosko, tamsbairn, Dave Lieb, Null and Void, Zagnutt, The Flying A-Holes, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, The Bigg Tasty, MISFITS, Cheetah, Whalers, Mimi, rico, INHUMATE [2 new tracks on line !!!], Hooker Creek, Terri Lee, TrailerPussy, Yokelboy aka Nr.2, Kevin Montgomery, cOlon ON The CoB, Kim Marie, John Olson (aka Ted Lange), The Rev, THE DARLINGS ®, The Remains, The Boondogglers, жеетнч ж ♥ яосжsтая, Big Mr. Joe, GUNSHOT, Fuckin Ariel, Gary Vitagliano Drummer, BIG DADDY, $6 CD SALE OPENGRAVESHOP.COM - OPEN GRAVE RECORDS, Jake and the Jakes, Joe Zippo, GROINOIDS, The Quasi-Men, Padded Hell, Jr. Greene, MORTALITAS MAGNA, Riley?, NursingHomeSuperstar, The Genders, VOID808 III
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