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 Lisa Douglas Dahhhlink's Profile |
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Hello Daaahhlinks |
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| Age: | 89 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Hootersville & NEW YORK, New York |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 2" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | Apr 3, 2008 (191 days back) |
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About Me |
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Daaahhlinks I have miss you all ever so. I did not remember my passcard (or is it Vord?) to get in to my space. Then , I tried to get it and forgot my e-mail passvord (or is it card?). OliEEveR thinks Vhen he dropped the hammer, I lost short term memories?? I vish I knew. VAIT.. maybe it vas vhen I fell from the opera box? Vell anyvay,I decided to do another profile. SO DO YOU LIKE MY PROFILE ABOVE??? Sometimes MY culinary efforts Vould save za day (Who can forget the "hotscake shingles" or my ( personal favorite, the "hotscake leftovers head gasket!"). Here's a list of some of the items that might be showing up on the menu, if you happened by Green Acres during mealtime. BREAKFAST Hotscakes! Vaffles (Hostscakes pressed in a Vaffle iron) Veatcakes (Hotscakes Vith stalks of veat [wheat] mixed in) for the health concierges Onions hotscakes Namecakes (Hotscakes Vith names on them) Fried oatmeal - dry like a good martini Spanish omelet vith whole green pepper, tomato and onion eggs fried in za shell Eggs benedictz Crepe suzettes (flaming hotscake) Canned bananas "Homemade" preserves that Mrs. Ziffel taught me how to make (Buy zzhjaam from store, peel off labels) Banana ZJelly Pizza hotscakes Toast (I put two slices of bread in zaa toaster, put the toaster in zaaa oven, and viola!) Croissants (Hotscakes batter in zaa shape of a croissant) Hotscakes made Vith sauerkraut juice LUNCH Hotscakes! Hot Vater soup Peanut butter and sardine sandvich Peanut butter and caviar sandvich Tuna fish and jelly sandviches LiverVorst, jelly and ketchup sandviches Caviar sandviches Hotscake sandviches Tortilliyaazzs (Made out of paper plates/ Chinette ) Chicken Sandvich (Two GIANT slices of bread vith a rubber chicken inbetween) DINNER Hotscakes! Hotscakes Hash (Made from hotscakes Olieever didn't eat for breakfast) Hotscakes Stew Italian pancake (Pizza) Scraped pizza leftover boil Codfish balls from lumped hotscake batter Raw sch-pagh-ettis Sch-pagh-ettis ball (long sch-pagh-ettis, shaped like a ball of string, cooked in small pot vith no vater) Picture of potsroast in bottom of roast pan Chopped chicken liver and chocolate syrup Cornish hen/ "New York Yankee" pot roast, mashed potatos, corn on the cob ("Hi-drated"...so just add hot vater) Dee Dees' dehydrated Mason Dixon Southern fried chicken dinner Dee Dees' de-hidrated New England Boiled Dinner Dee Dees' de-hidrated New Orleanz Pompano (includes a de-hidrated bottle of vine OR Vodka) Dahhlinggss That is Zsa Zsa Below. You CAN tell the difference betveen US her cheeks are schubbier. Her BOBS are bigger too. *sigh* Hots-kebabs (Flaming hot cakes on a skewer) Sch-pagh-ettis Vith orange juice sauce (Just like Dean Martin used to eat) Hotscakes Goulash (I recommend) Hotscakes Hamburger Hotscakes Fishcakes DESSERT Upside downside up cake 7 layer hotscake cake Vith chocolate syrup, shaving cream and vaxed cherry (No Do not eat za Cherry) Hotscake cupcakes 20 pound pound cake Cake in the box (Beeps vhen it is done) Cake in a box (Part 2) Take a cake box, dumped in milk, whole (uncracked) eggs, shake it up and put it in the oven for 15 minutes, dahhlinks. No More Fruitscakes I took fruitscakes off the menu, ve do not vant them anymore, plus OlEEIVER said that some people are fruitscakes. That means Veird. Seriously daahhlingss, very vierd people out there in computer space. I received this information from friends & OlEEiver so I am passing it on to all. The fruitscakes That I heard about vere quite BAD! Hotscakes a la mode (They're COLD hot cakes on top of HOT hots cakes) "Cupcakes" (Hot cakes, made in coffee cups) BEVERAGES Coffee made by the "tea cup" Coffee cooked vithout using vater THICK coffee that people never vill know the receipt. Tea brewed in coffee Martini shaken coffee Melted chocolate bar hot chocolate Coffee, cream and sugar brewed together Lemonade (whole uncut lemons in a pitcher and add water) Orange Juice (The same as lemonade, only vith oranges) “Vhat’s It” (coffee, but impossible to tell as the label had peeled off of the can I got from the cupboard) Hot Vater (Daaahlinks I couldn't get the coffee can open) Ice Coffee (An unopened can of coffee sumberged in an iced-down champagne bucket) Very poopular now-a-days. Sauerkraut-ade Oh , and Milk. Please feel free to turn my picture cubical vhatever vay you'd like vith your mice, to see some pictures, daaahhhlinggs. You may also click your mice to see the pictures vithout the cubical turning. |
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My Interests |
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Daahlink "sometimes" here on Green Acres I feel like I am at Camp Granada. Oh Olieever! |
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I'd like to meet:Daahlinks , have you heard about "The Love Train"? It's time to climb aboard. The "Love Train" stands for Love, and Peace. OlEEiver and I are already on board. I even brought Hotscakes. Please come vith us. At first I thought it vas "JUST" The Cannonball (from Petticoat Junction), but it had to be changed! It has to do vith stopping this mess of a VAR. Make certain You listen to My OlEEVERS speech! My Husband OlEEver .. More Videos Dahhlings, please no chains. That vould include the vones listed: Car chains, key chains, tire chains, bike chains, chain necklaces, Oh and the chain comments. I feel our friendship bonds do not REQUEST chains. Thanks you ever so. This has been a Filmways Presentation , Daalinkk!! Vell , Not here, on my space silly. I just vanted to say it again ,it's been years! You can click to hear, if you vant. Vell if it vorks. |
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Movies:Vell Gigi, of course.Daahhinggs I did not know vhere OlEEiver had gone, but my dear friend Serena (http://www.myspace.com/serenasstars) vas just messing around and tvitcheeteed him to cloud nine. It vas ever so funny. OlEEiver ( his aptitude vas a little groochy) did not think so.. but Serena, Sammy (http://www.myspace.com/samstwitch) and I did. Also ve smoozed it over vith him, so all vas okee dokee. I don't like practitional jokes, except vhen they are not played on me. Another video vith me and others in it, enjoy!~ |
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Television:Daaahhhlinks People call me by many vonderful names. There is Eva, Lisa (vhich I prefer). Then some call me by my maiden name Lisa Lastfogel. (my middle name is Gronyitz)sighhh Now I just go along vith it. I vanted you to see a video of me, and Puppy Love Paul that seems to be the fastest at vhatever , I think it is the lightening round?? (I vould not brag if I vere him.) nudge nudge.. see the video vhen ve played passvord. There are more . See below: Passvord daaahhlink! Uploaded by Arnold Just a note. VHY did I get somevone from (???) Lumberjack, Texas, and Puppy Paul got New York?? It's not fair! Dahhlinks I have another for you to see. I vas thinking that it vas quite funny that it vas "Passvord" since I had forgotten my other passvords, Oh yes, and also in this clip you vill see how Alan dahhlink talked about my hurt head. Please vatch the entire video, because it's NOT fair, they appauled the men more than me. Vas that the right vord? Anvay enjoy. Another PASSVORD daaahhlinks Uploaded by Mr. Drucker |
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Books:The Hottersville Handbook is vonderful reading but bevare. That is Mr. Haney vith the mustache on the cover.Is a paper, a book, daaalink's? VELL, I like the classifieds, don't you? OH and for children Ve now have a coloring book . Arnold loves coloring, so we thought "Vhy Not" Then ve thought he'd enjoy a board game. Ve Vere right, daaalinks. Ve actually can get him avay from the TV at times now. |
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Heroes:I said "AT TIMES" ha ha |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Hootersville & NYC Vherever my Oleever is ♥ |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Occupation: | housevife I am married to OlEEiver |
| Income: | $150,000 to $250,000 |
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SEReNA's PeACE, LoVE & FLoWER POWeRs!, Scott, Hippie Sam ®™, Pink Lady Patty, Marky Munster ®™, (get out the vote) Worldwide Progressive Movement, xo♥ BOSS LADY ♥xo, maggie, Sandra, alice, Celeste, Judy, Elly May Clampett, Barbara, Big Daddy D, Hattgirl, Cindy The Shark Tooth Hunter, Matthew of Lanke esq., ThE SnEEze ThAt Sh0oK ThE WoRld !, CARLY, ~*October 5, 2001~The Start Of 4Ever!*~, I Love Lucy Fan Site, Nancy Drew ~ Unofficial, Louie, The Cat's Page, georgia, Carla, Lemonhead, Grandma, Vincent Price, Tom, Svetkovitch, Rufus Tree, Victoria Denise., Budge Magraw, CURTIS, Samantha's Twitchcraft ®™, Debbie, Margaret Drysdale, Mrs. Hypnotist, Wanda, David A., ~BeeGrrrl~
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