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 Frank Caliendo's Profile |
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Life's a sketch...and then you die. |
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| Age: | 34 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 7" |
| BodyType: | Some extra baggage |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Jun 18, 2008 (521 days back) |
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About Me |
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| Get free tickets to see a live taping of Frank TV.
More Info » Frank Caliendo's DVD preview More Video » Order Frank's DVD » You may want to add me as a friend » I'm always adding tour dates. Instead of asking me when I'll be in your area, please JOIN MY TOUR UPDATE NEWSLETTER » (I get a lot of emails with this question and, unfortunately, can't answer them all. Plus, dates sometimes just pop up, and its tough to go back and try and find your email, when you asked about that area three months ago. So join the newsletter. You can pick a distance from your zip code, so you'll only get notifications for distances you are willing to travel.) You may want to add me as a friend » Get free tickets to see a live taping of Frank TV. More Info » KEEP UPDATED WITH TEXT MESSAGES: My website has awesome deals on my CDs and DVD » My 2008 Tour Schedule My full tour schedule » is available on my website (Dates are subject to change - click picture for latest) My full tour schedule » I'm always adding tour dates. Instead of asking me when I'll be in your area JOIN MY TOUR UPDATE NEWSLETTER » FREE STUFF My brother gives away free CD's and DVD's to random people that have me listed as one of their top 8 friends! (You'll get a message from "webmasterT" if you are a winner.) FREE CELL PHONE RINGERS Get some ringers for your cell phone on my site ringers page WATCH A PREVIEW OF MY DVD: Watch a preview of my DVD: Click Here JOIN MY NEWSLETTER Join my newsletter for updates about radio, television, audio/video on my website, new CD's/DVD's, and Live Performances: Click Here MY WEBSITE'S AUDIO/VIDEO Watch and listen to some of my website's audio/video downloadable clips. Click here Visit my website at: FrankCaliendo.com My Bio: Born at the age of three in northern Illinois, Frank was already ahead of his time. Even on the day of his birth, Frank's two younger brothers knew something was funny. Before he could even speak, Frank's mother noticed him doing an incredible impersonation of a young Dudley Moore. Of course Frank's father reasoned that all babies sound like they are drunk and heave all over themselves, but that is not the point. This kid had something special. He seemed likely to perhaps have a chance to maybe someday possibly become questionably close to one of the funniest persons alive. Naturally it was never fully discovered how gifted Frank was, until one day when an unidentified philosopher named John Hartz would declare Frank as "talent"; ...not "a talent", "with talent", or even "a talented individual", but simply as "talent". Never before had any man ever been labeled with such vague ambiguity. This incited Frank, and almost immediately he would establish thoughts about becoming a stand up comedian. Of course Frank didn't always want to be a stand up comedian. At a youthful age, Frank boarded a train to head for baseball's spring training as a fireball left-hander with blazing speed. After a short stop in Iolla, where he struck out one of baseball's greatest players with three straight pitches, Frank re-boarded the train to meet a woman who with the pull of a trigger would knock him out of baseball for the next sixteen years. Frank would later return to baseball as a middle-aged rookie. He used a bat made from a tree struck by lightning (named "wonder boy") to help his New York Nights regain the pennant and thereby nullify the Judge's attempt to buy out all of Pop Fischers stock and take over the team. In the final game of his career, with blood curdling from his loins, and the likelihood of his stomach exploding, Frank would face the image of his former self in a battle of the best ...but that is another story. Back during the days when Michael was still called "Air", Frank became particularly aware of his abilities to impersonate. First was a garbage can, and then a pole, and even a small garden weasel. However, after transitioning through sixteen straight hours of anthropomorphic activity, Frank stumbled upon his best and foremost impression. His ability to re-create the daily activity of paramecium was simply uncanny; especially when he would split in two. Of course, biologically, one can only evolve to a certain point before the world must be allowed to view such activity. Thus, we give you the current organism in his existing status; bold, strong, funny, and hermetically sealed for your enjoyment... The man formerly known as "obesive-one-kenobe"...Mr. Frank Caliendo. May the farce be with you. I'm always adding tour dates. Instead of asking me when I'll be in your area JOIN MY TOUR UPDATE NEWSLETTER » |
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My Interests |
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| Hanging with my family (little elvis below), swimming in tar, and dancing the night away. |
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Music:John Tesh Cover Bands. Just a notch below the real thing. |
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Movies:The three "G"s The Godfather, Goodfellas, The Goonies. |
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Television:Law and Order SUV, Law and Order Criminal Intent, and CSI Miami. |
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Books:Clifford, the Big Red Dog. |
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Heroes:Have you ever heard of Ike Barinholtz? |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| Hometown: | Waukesha, WI |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Actor |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Updates... |
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| So much has happened since my last post. Has anyone else noticed this is how I start most of my blogs.......... Geez I need a new intro!My wife and I welcomed two little ones to our family last week a... Posted by Frank Caliendo on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:21:00 PST |
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Letterman clip |
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| Last night's Letterman video is on the myspace page: Watch it » Posted by Frank Caliendo on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:20:00 PST |
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Letterman tonight... |
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| I'll be on Letterman tonight as a panel guest - Monday, January 14th. Posted by Frank Caliendo on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:37:00 PST |
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Stuff |
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| Well, where do I start? Its been insane... I've been all over the place in the past few months. I've seen giant billboards of myself in NYC... I've been on plane after plane. Is there anything odder t... Posted by Frank Caliendo on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:13:00 PST |
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Finding time to blog |
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| HEY EVERYONE...i'm still running around like mad trying to promote the second episode of franktv....my plan was to blog last night... but i just plain crashed... so, the plan is now to get... Posted by Frank Caliendo on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:55:00 PST |
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this blog interrupted by a frank tv promo |
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| Well,I don't know if anyone has noticed, but there are a few commercials out for my show. If you're a baseball fan...what can I say? "sorry" might come to mind... ha.... There are a ton of peopl... Posted by Frank Caliendo on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:55:00 PST |
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Letterman postponed & Carson Daily Wednesday |
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| Just a quick post regarding Frank's last blog that he'd be on Letterman tonight. Unfortunately, the bit has been postponed. However it will be rescheduled, hopefully in the near future.
Fr... Posted by Frank Caliendo on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:27:00 PST |
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NFL Week One-der (Part 2) |
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| well, 2 and 2 this week...i need to go back and see how terry and the guys did. I picked the packers and chargers to win...and they did... the bills got beat on a last second field goal... and i wasn'... Posted by Frank Caliendo on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:04:00 PST |
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NFL Week One-der |
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| well.... week one of the nfl season... its first quarter of the packer/philly game...and the pack is up... i'm RIGHT!... well, so far. lets see what happens, eh?If you didn't see today's bit, Bo... Posted by Frank Caliendo on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:21:00 PST |
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A little bloggy blog |
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| well, my friends...time to bloggify again. so many great shows... so much going behind the scenes. working on finalizing things for the TBS show and standup special (shooting it in las vegas)... We're... Posted by Frank Caliendo on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:31:00 PST |
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