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 Jozef's Profile |
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there's something stuck in your urnhole |
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| Age: | 31 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Blava, |
| Country: |  Slovakia (Slovak Republic) |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) |
| Last Login: | Oct 6, 2008 (5 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I recently did a photo documentary on the independant record stores of Portland and decided to move here - just hoping to meet folks who will invite me to cool functions in PDX. And I am also working on the following:*update* I live in Honolulu now - I guess I have a little wonderlust when it comes to cities to live in. But the same pretty much applies - just hoping to meet folks who will invite me to cool functions in Hawaii. | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Any of the actors in the Karate Kid Trilogy. Also (in no particular order) queer, lonesome, disruptive, half-assed, sweaty, shy, poseur, spineless, pigeon toed, breathless, anti-social, pinko, autistic, topless, boring, cross-eyed, ugly, compulsive, no wave, stoner, homeless, stuttering, smelly, agoraphobic, lost, emotionally crippled, gutterpunks, porn addicts, punks, distraught, facially birthmarked, listless, pot head, cowardly, no underpant wearing, hysterical, hoarse, alcoholic, lesbian, raver, fashion victim, illiterate, dancer, obnoxious, geek, utterly undependable, loner, shoeless, looking for a fat lip, bulimic, greaser, dull, beautiful, obsessive, narcaleptic, scared, communist sympathizer or wonderful people. |
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Music:anything on SaddleCreek, Dischord, Shrimper, Estrus, KRS, K, Sub Pop and Punk in my Vitamins |
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Movies:Hmm... It's a toss up between the Karate Kid Movies, Not Another Teen Movie (Mr T and Molly Ringwald are so f'ing boss) and Cabin Boy - If I was stuck on an Island I would take them all. |
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Books:Lately books on Linux and Networking - but really I have far too much time on my hands to read. I once read a book about an alien who could only communicate by means of farting and tap dancing. He tried to tell a farmer that his house was on fire and the farmer shot him. |
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Heroes:Tony Franciosa and people with real scars |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Ellensburg, WA |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Vultures Never Die |
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| repost from noah:Musician trapped in Lebanonhttp://mazenkerblog.blogspot.com/ Posted by Jozef on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:02:00 PST |
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Subscriptions and Slovakia |
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| Subcribing to blogs - my new favorite thing.My move to Slovakia has been rescheduled to mid to late November. Posted by Jozef on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 06:45:00 PST |
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The Hangover |
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| Day One.At 4:00 p.m. I wake up. By 9:00 p.m. I can make out shapes. I swearon the bible, although I don't actually own a bible, never again.Day TwoI am suprised to find a man asleep on my couch. He te... Posted by Jozef on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 04:46:00 PST |
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Mr Beasley |
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| After doing my chores this morning, I opened up my door to meet my new friend Mr Beasley (see photos in profile). He seemed pretty motionless unless prodded or when I blew on him - so I figured ... Posted by Jozef on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:59:00 PST |
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Sweep the Leg Johnny |
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| Muay Thai is the coolest deal ever. Where else can you see a crowd whipped into a frenzy by a band that sounds like the Star Wars Cantina Band shaken poorly in a tin can while two guys smile, ki... Posted by Jozef on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 03:48:00 PST |
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Thai Thanks |
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| Happy Thanksgiving everyone. The more I stay in Thailand the more I want to move here. The Thai's are the most amazing people I have met. Friendly, refined, gentle... even the animals here are frien... Posted by Jozef on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 10:18:00 PST |
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Not Richard but Dick |
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| Update on travels - I have tried eating every sort of phylum known to man. Snake, Jellyfish, Shark fin, duck (although shark beat duck), yak, pig, cow, water buffalo, horse, cat, dog, scorpion, ... Posted by Jozef on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 11:05:00 PST |
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Goa |
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| Goa is pretty amazing. Nothing like I expected.
New pictures added to the server - sorry to the people on myspace who don't have access.
I've decided to take it a little more easy ... Posted by Jozef on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 07:56:00 PST |
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Jozef in the Tropics |
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| Goa rules in ways which I had never known. They have this drink here called feni - it's illegal to distribute anywhere other than Goa. Let's just say it's one of the most burly... Posted by Jozef on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 02:18:00 PST |
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Bizzaro World |
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| How to Freak Out Housekeeping - 1. Put a teaspoon of tropical punch gatorade powder in the toilet, along with some TP and some chunks of custard apple.2. When housekeeping knocks on the door lay... Posted by Jozef on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:30:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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the fucking champs, Thrones, steve fisk, Eyeball Skeleton, Karp, The Bran Flakes, FANTOMAS, CANVAS, ~gS~, Kitty, Mindy, Devlin, crystal, Silvia, *Man~Candy*, felicia, Janka, JOSH!, evka, veroNIK, MR. BIG, Malokin Martin, kimmy, Sandman the Rappin' Cowboy, Mara, The Gentleman, Meowlissa, Veronika, R a c h e l, Andrea, Elena, DJ, blondie, Michelle aka eruvie, ♥Lenka♥
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Jozef's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. tony franciosa, communist sympathizer, pigeon toed, photo documentary, karate kid, pot head, molly ringwald, porn addicts, independant record, wonderlust, tap dancing, slovak republic, agoraphobic, fashion victim, estrus, dischord, poseur, not another teen movie, time on my hands, farting |
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