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 Joslyn's Profile |
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Sit Right Down and Make Yourself Uncomfortable |
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| Age: | 100 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Colts Neck, New Jersey |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 7" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 4, 2008 (571 days back) |
About Me |
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I have big hair. I wear black. I like reverb, distortion and feedback. |
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My Interests |
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| Cadillacs, Air America Radio, American politics, beer, smoky bars, good jukeboxes, pool, spicy food, Edy's Girl Scout Thin Mint ice cream, big damn silver jewelry, high heels and red lipstick, pulp art, noir anything. Oh yeah, and shih tzus. | |
I'd like to meet:I prefer a dry wit, not easily shaken.NO teens. NO bands. Most of you sound like Staind, and there's no reason to be proud of that. Private profiles? Hard-to-read/black backgrounds? Get lost. |
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Music:Beasts of Bourbon, Gun Club, New Model Army, Damned, Nick Cave, Birthday Party, Cramps, Alien Sex Fiend, Killing Joke, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Lords of the New Church, Einsturzende Neubaten, Tex and the Horseheads, Scientists, Spencer P. Jones, Dubrovniks, Hoodoo Gurus, Lime Spiders, Olympic Sideburns, Tindersticks, Screaming Tribesmen, These Immortal Souls, Crime and the City Solution, Gallon Drunk, 16 Horsepower, Slim Cessna's Auto Club, Tom Waits, Gene Autry, Spade Cooley, Hank Williams (the first, not Junior, and fercrissake NOT Hank III), Lefty Frizzell, Johnny Cash, Dash Rip Rock, Motorhead, Blasters, X, Mad Daddys, Five Horse Johnson, Chameleons, Boomtown Rats, Gang of Four, and on and on and on....I loathe emo, rap, hip hop, rap metal, and new country. |
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Television:Countdown with Keith Olbermann, Jeopardy, AbFab, CNN. A drunken, trivia-loving, Bush-hating news junkie. Yup, that's me. |
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Books:Currently I'm reading Frames by Loren D. Estleman.Mysteries! Dennis Lehane, Robert Crais, James Lee Burke, John Connolly, William G. Tapply, Carol O'Connell, Lauren Henderson, Tim Dorsey, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, Laurence Shames, Max Allen Collins, Jack Kerley, Elmore Leonard, Janet Evanovich, Tom Corcoran, Kinky Friedman, Tim Cockey, Sarah Strohmeyer. Comic Books! Sandman, DR and Quinch, Hellblazer, Preacher. Get Wise to the Right-Wing! The Truth (With Jokes), Republican Noise Machine, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Bushwhacked, Thieves in High Places, House of Bush House of Saud, Big Lies. |
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Heroes:Stinky Sono Buoni of the Mad Daddys Rest in Peace, my friend |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Colts Neck, NJ |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
| Occupation: | Librarian, Rope Spinner |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Rockn Roll Over (the Hill) - Gene Simmons Geriatric Sex Tape |
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| From Gawker: How Gene Simmons' Sex Tape Is The Fairytale Romance Of Our Time At first revolting glance, the Gene Simmons sex tape might seem like the sad ploy of a desperate, B-list celebrity... Posted by Joslyn on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:44:00 PST |
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I'm So Happy I Could Cry - Beasts of Bourbon US Tour |
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| After waiting I-don't-know-how-many-years-but-trust-me-a-long-fucking-time
, the mighty Beasts of Bourbon is (are?) returning to the US!!Get your skinny-jean clad ass down to one of these shows:Sunday ... Posted by Joslyn on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:35:00 PST |
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We Have A Winnah! |
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| Casino Evil won the Little Steven's Underground Garage Competition! They will be opening for the New York Dolls and the Supersuckers on Friday November 24th at the Borgata in Atlantic City!Congrats yo... Posted by Joslyn on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:16:00 PST |
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Vote For Casino Evil to Open For The New York Dolls! |
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| I'm extremely excited -and not a little shocked - to discover that Casino Evil has been selected as one of the top three finalists in Little Steven's Underground Garage competition to open for the N... Posted by Joslyn on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:31:00 PST |
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What Would You Do? |
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| Just when I was complaining about how boring my life has become, I wake up to this message in my Inbox:Hi Joslyn, My name is Kimberly and I'm a producer with the Tyra Banks Show. I got your name... Posted by Joslyn on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:42:00 PST |
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If Nominated, I Will Not Accept. If Elected, I Will Not Serve. |
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| My county recently spent around $8 million for brand-new, snazzy electronic voting machines. You know, the ones that can be hacked by any enterprising 12 year old. The ones that don't prod... Posted by Joslyn on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:01:00 PST |
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Donation and Benefit Info for Stinky Sonobuoni of the Mad Daddys |
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| Fred Kreiss (AKA Stinky Sono Buoni), the long-time lead singer, writer, and torch-bearer of New Jersey's premier garage blues punk band, The Mad Daddys, is battling the devastating effects of a cancer... Posted by Joslyn on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:32:00 PST |
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I Was Hoping He'd Be Brought In Wearing Shackles |
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| Tom DeLay Mug Shot Republican pol is booked on conspiracy, money laundering charges OCTOBER 20--Here's the Tom DeLay mug shot snapped this afternoon when the deposed House majority leader a... Posted by Joslyn on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:35:00 PST |
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I Wanna See the Mugshot, But I'll Settle For the Perp Walk |
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| DeLay Ordered to Texas for Booking By PAM EASTON, Associated Press Writer RICHMOND, Texas - Rep. Tom DeLay was ordered to appear at the sheriff's office in h... Posted by Joslyn on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:31:00 PST |
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Little Steven's Speech to the Radio and Records Suits |
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| Fred Jacobs introduces 4-minute video bio. At its conclusion the Dovells' "You Can't Sit Down" explodes from the speakers as 5 Go-Go girls come out of the wings surrounding Fred, much to his discomfor... Posted by Joslyn on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 08:56:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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bill, LeopardEye, Leftenant Reg?, Hillary Clinton, Ancient Pistol, Beasts of Bourbon, Kim Salmon, Spencer P. Jones, Brian Henry Hooper, Texacala, The Gun Club, the birthday party, Casino Evil, Stinky Sonobuoni & The Mad Daddys, Trash Mavericks, SKULLS, GUV'NOR, Fifi, Talon, Tim, The Skeleton Boy, Ramblin' Ashlee, omae24, Pete, Slappy, todd, T~, SOUR JAZZ, bryan gregory, The English Beat, Q.O.D., Bill Luther, Valérie G., Billy, G. Wood/Undercover Bonobos, Scottish Christmas, Flavor, BACKINBLACK, Mike The Teacher, *** the JimJonesRevue ***, Paul Fraser, Zed Never, Ken, Baldo, THE BRIGHTON BAR, VOODOO QUIZ, Rob F.
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