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 Donnie's Profile |
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Don't ask me nothin' about nothin', I just might tell you the truth. |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Country: |  Antarctica |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Oct 15, 2008 (0 days back) |
About Me |
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| i am from the bahamas, a small island nation off the coast of equatorial africa. we are but a simple folk, we island lot. by day we swim with the friendly dolphin, shake hands with the roustabout sea cucumber, and lounge about smoking opium filled hookahs while being fed grapes and other fine finger foods by exquisitely endowed, always-nude, young tanned lasses. lots of lasses. by night we join the throngs of pleasure seeking indiginous folk drinking island rum straight from the bottle and dancing the crazy dance of love. and rum. then, when we have had our fill of rum, dance, and wild orgie-like sex... and spinach dip, then, we roast a freshly hunted wild boar that the men have brought back to the village. as the hog roasts we share stories of ancestors bravery and valor such as Granpa Joe's tragically heroic battle with Ol' One Fin - the most vicious barracuda to surf the 6.37 seas, or how Jimmy threw the rock at that big boar that time, or sometimes we share spinach dip recipes (hint: try artichokes). then as the sun comes up over the north west horizon, we fill our guts on fresh roasted boar's meat and pass out in the sand with the grease and hair sticking to our faces and chests. after this, we get up and do it again (we sleep til like 12 first though, then we get up and do it again). so, as you can tell our island life is simple, uneventful, and pretty quiet... which is just the way we like it.
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:hmmm.... this isn't me mind you, but apparently my left foot is just dying to meet with george dubya's ball sack. weird. |
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Music:oh gosh, where do i start? all of the greats. ok, might as well start with the best. britney spears, especially her earlier work. the song "baby, one more time" really helped me through a rough time in my life. now i'm just going to list: culture club, the thompson twins, backstreet boys, mc hammer, vanilla ice, neil diamond, elton john, peter cetera, chicago, phil collins (especially sussudio, one of the most deeply emotional songs ever recorded), the beegees (only the disco years), the monkees, john tesh, yanni, the carpenters, master p, creed (the 3rd best band in history), now some heavier stuff limp bizkit, poison (classic), motley crue, twisted sister, linkin park, the newer korn, of course how could i forget madonna (she's so amazing right just always reinventing herself, its crazy how she finds all of those new clothes by herself without any help from anyone, she's really awesome and stuff), ok let me end this, the theme song from "saved by the bell", the mcdonald's "i'm lovin it" song, and the Royal Bahamas Police Force Band. whew that was harder than i thought. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | nassau, new providence, bahamas bitches!!!! |
| Religion: | Mormon |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | Some college |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Willoughby 2 |
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| This is another of my Willoughby suggestion cards.Interesting conversations for a change,Less members with first name "George,"More members with first name "Larry,"No "Mathilda's" allowed,Bring-a-Blac... Posted by Donnie on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 02:10:00 PST |
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Willoughby 1 |
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| Sometimes I work at this place called Willoughby Golf Club, which usually involves me sitting and reading or playing video games for 3 hours on a Sunday morning. This place has a suggestion box ... Posted by Donnie on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 02:03:00 PST |
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Dog Poetry |
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| This is about 3 retarded dogs that I know.When I sit down to write a poem,Some obstacles I do encounter.I find it hard to write because,Many distractions are a-flounder. (that's right, a-flounde... Posted by Donnie on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:56:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Neil Hamburger, Doug Stanhope, Willoughby Golf Club, Shannon, Bradley a.k.a Da Carter II, terry♥, Acid_Reign, Jinxie, richard, The God of Fuck, noelle, Chesney, Puscifer, Aesop Rock, doseone, Roscoe Holcomb, Dock Boggs, Charlie Poole, Uncle Dave Macon, Sole, WHY?, jel, Alias, MF DOOM, Tara, ☆Megs☆, Janine, Ray, Chainlinked Smile, DanaRodehn
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Donnie's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. spinach dip recipes, hog roasts, pimp my profile, smoking opium, mormon religion, sea cucumber, baby one more time, wild boar, new providence, heroic battle, ball sack, song baby, equatorial africa, crazy dance, roustabout, finger foods, britney spears, lasses, island nation, rough time |
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