please dont squeeze the charmin!'s Profile |
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que yo me voy! abusadora, perversa, amiga de sadan, talibana, tira bomba! ROFL |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | A mi me gusta el Chicken, Y me gusta el , |
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| Last Login: | Jul 15, 2008 (529 days back) |
About Me |
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My Interests |
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Take My Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com Can you Ace my quiz? Yes! No Let's Find Out! |
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I'd like to meet:TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: if you dont know... you better ask somebody Birthday: 10-28-80 Birthplace: curacao, netherland antilles Current Location: south florida? Eye Color: brizown Hair Color: black Height: doc says 5'9, license says 5'10, gravity says 5'8 Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous Your Heritage: dutch dominican The Shoes You Wore Today: THE DOCS Your Weakness: girls with accents Your Fears: not having answers to every question Your Perfect Pizza: michaelangelos... Rosemarys Chicken Pizza Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i'm still catching up with the ones from last year Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: rofl and ;] Thoughts First Waking Up: must...shut...alarm...off Your Best Physical Feature: mangina Your Bedtime: 3am Your Most Missed Memory: if i missed it, it wouldnt be a memory Pepsi or Coke: strawberry fanta man...cmon MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys Single or Group Dates: TRIZ Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton powdered iced tea Chocolate or Vanilla: this survey is starting to suck now? Cappuccino or Coffee: yea.. sucks Do you Smoke: nope Do you Swear: a-yep Do you Sing: a-yep Do you Shower Daily: a-yep Have you Been in Love: always in love Do you want to go to College: been there done that Do you want to get Married: eventually...i mean, yes ofcourse Do you belive in yourself: i am the alpha and the omega Do you get Motion Sickness: nope Do you think you are Attractive: a-yep Are you a Health Freak: HAAAAAAAAA. no Do you get along with your Parents: i adore them Do you like Thunderstorms: i like snowstorms Do you play an Instrument: percussionist In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HAAAAAAAAA. a-yep In the past month have you Smoked: nope In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope In the past month have you gone on a Date: a-yep In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a-yep In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i eat box (ask for a demonstration) In the past month have you eaten Sushi: refer to above ^ In the past month have you been on Stage: i need a tip drill..yea In the past month have you been Dumped: i took a dump, does that count? In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: me...skinny anything...HAAA In the past month have you Stolen Anything: im a klepto Ever been Drunk: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Ever been called a Tease: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Ever been Beaten up: im a big bully Ever Shoplifted: ayep How do you want to Die: when i die bury me buttnaked with my face down to the ground..so i can fuck the earth..while yall kiss my ass What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a toys r us kid What country would you most like to Visit: Whats the best nation in the world? Donation In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: hazel Favourite Hair Color: brown Short or Long Hair: long...wavy...or long and curly...hmmmm Height: i likes me a tall bia Weight: i likes me a proportionate bia Best Clothing Style: wookie Number of Drugs I have taken: i am, and always will be anti-drugs. Number of CDs I own: a "shitload" Number of Piercings: 2 Number of Tattoos: 4 Number of things in my Past I Regret: i never regret things CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! |
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Music:Pretty wide Ranging. Merengue, Hip-Hop, Bachata, 80s Rock =) |
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Movies:Princess Bride, Hackers, and SCARFACE( every single caribbean male in his 20s will name this movie also) |
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Television:Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Re-Runs from 90's shows (Martin, In Livin Color) |
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Books:To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee, and also James Burke's, "The Day the Universe Changed" discusses discoveries and inventions that radically changed the direction of thought and progress throughout the world's history. |
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Heroes:mom and pops |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | remington palace, Santo Domingo, RD |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | i run shit |
| Income: | $60,000 to $75,000 |
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My Blog |
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Missed Clothesline Opportunity =( |
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| Yesterday while I was walking to my car after having dinner I seriously witnessed the following...
A girl was jogging. Her phone beeped. She stopped, text messaged someone and then continued running.... Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:52:00 PST |
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Accomplishment...what is it to you? |
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| Earlier today it occurred to me that a sense of accomplishment is pretty important but it's not always 100% obvious where exactly it comes from. Eh... Really I've only asked people about it in th... Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 06:25:00 PST |
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happy 4th of july |
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| "96-i lost my dun; 97-it got worse..Pull money out the team, got to get mork..And sat down you play the background when shots sound offFlashbacks of how my man is gone, kb forever in my memoryI spill ... Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 04:15:00 PST |
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Gay Bomb |
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| It appears that the Air Force considered developing a "gay bomb," basically ...a bomb that would be non lethal and would cause enemy soldiers to want to have sex with each other. Its unclear if t... Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 04:30:00 PST |
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R.I.P George Carlin |
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| George CarlinThe man who gave the world one of the best stand up routines in comedy EVER..."Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" has passed.
May 12, 1937 June 22, 2008
You will live forever ... Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:51:00 PST |
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My new pasttime |
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| My new favorite past time? Leaving awkwardly long voicemails on peoples phones. It especially fun for those whose voicemail program does not allow them to delete a message until the entire message has... Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:47:00 PST |
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Laugh! GO AHEAD.. I dare you |
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| Yes, another random rant about people with annoying laughs. They have to know how annoying their laugh is right? How can they not? They have to be at least slightly self aware right? I mean I know I ... Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:37:00 PST |
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Dinner and a movie? nope! |
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| This afternoon I was finally able to log into the internet using wi-fi provided by the luxurious marriot hotel. This past few days I've spent juggling between 12 hour work days, and lack of inte... Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:11:00 PST |
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new york recap (kinda long post, but damn funny stories) |
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| At first this will all appear like a bunch of mushed together random thoughts...and this is true, because for the most part it is.
1. Catchphrase of the drive - DEAD DEER - noun. Any of nume... Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:28:00 PST |
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from zero to WEEE in .45 seconds |
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| Finally after four painfully long days here in PA, I have a minute to myself to think about how long these last 4 days have been. First off, the couple of days I have been confronted with the dil... Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Wed, 14 May 2008 04:30:00 PST |
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