LBJ's Profile |
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| Age: | 99 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | AUSTIN, Texas |
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| Last Login: | Jun 17, 2007 (448 days back) |
About Me |
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Look, goddammit, I'm only going to say this once: I'm in a goddammed movie. Ok. It's a short film and it's called "Full Metal Slacks". It's got me on the phone ordering a pair of pants. You don't think that's funny?You'd just better watch yourself, boy, with an attitude like that. I'll chase your tail out of here faster than a Perdenales gullywasher.So you can take time out from blowing your pots and shooting your uppers and protesting me AND GO SEE MAH MOVIE.GODDAMMIT, LADYBIRD!! WHERE IS MY NEW SUIT?!!!
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My Interests |
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| Being the most powerful man in the world, cigarettes, scotch, making my aides take dictation from me while i'm on the can | |
I'd like to meet:Sam Rayburn, Ho Chi Minh (So I could give him a piece of my mind, Texas style), damn dirty hippies who keep protesting me (I'd give them another piece of my mind, CENTRAL TEXAS style), The New Christy Minstrels |
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Music:Country. AND KNOCK IT OFF WITH THAT GODAMMED HIPPIE MUSIC!!! Someone get me the goddamed "New Cristy Minstrels". That's some music. Except for that "Kenny Rogers" fella. Someone keep an eye on him. |
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Movies:"Full Metal Slacks", "How To Succeed In Business (Without Really Trying)" - I've got a cameo in that one, all the Beach Party movies (except for that "Von Zipper" character. Don't care much for him.), "JFK" |
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Television:Bonanza, The New Christy Minstrels Variety Hour, Get Smart, Andy Griffith, the network news: ABC, NBC & CBS ALL AT THE SAME GODDAMMED TIME!! I got a TV with three screens, boy! It's in the oval office. |
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Books:Anything by Robert Caro. |
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Heroes:Sam Rayburn, Lee Harvey Oswald (hahaha - just a joke! dammit, son. ain't you got no sense of humor? I would have made it without him, anyway.) |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | Johnson City, Texas |
| Religion: | Scientologist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Friends |
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Lee Harvey Oswald, Hubert H. Humphrey, President Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, Tom, Aaron Burr, Black Warrior RIVERKEEPER, U.S. Presidents, -jonray:OldProfile, ROCK ANGEL LOURDES, Gemma Ward, Estrum (new video!), "Tales From Beyond" DVD starring Adam West, Julianna, Cowboy Smoke, Profile Deleted, McCheese in 2008, Comedy’s Ron Babcock, John Merriman, Toofy Film Fest, Planet Ant Film & Video Festival, Dan, Uncle Sam, Michael, Dale, anna, Satan's Pilgrims
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