The Mishky's Profile |
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| Age: | 32 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Los Angeles, California |
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| Height: | 6' 3" |
| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | May 31, 2008 (654 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| .. I like the pretty pictures and things that smell nice. I prefer my sandwiches UNtoasted but I like melted cheese on everything. There's a squirrel on my rooftop and I wonder what he's doing up there. I also wonder after Tony...where he is, who he is with and whether he will return to me someday. My coat has a fur collar, and it is very long, although not a long coat. I have a crush and that crush is not reciprocated, so we don't talk much anymore. I miss Kurt Vonnegut even though I never met the man, and that might be why I miss him. My plans for the future are hazy but they somehow involve winning the lottery as an end-strategy. I have a thing for pyramids which anyone who knows me can tell you. I'd like to take a nice girl to an aquarium. If you're a nice girl and you'd like to go to an aquarium, call me. We'll go to an aquarium. But it will be a date and I may try to hold your hand or kiss your cheek next to the octopus tank. I wish I had eight arms. I'd be the best groper. I get paper bags at the grocer's because we put our recycling in them which is itself a form of recycling. then we recycle them. I play a lot of pinball now that Breakshot is fixed. Although the right flipper is kinda weak still, I plan on getting under there and tightening that little flipper up. That would make Breakshot awesome again. Come over and play sometime. I'll be right here. Unless I'm somewhere else. Call or write and let's do something fun! Also I got fired the other day, so if you have anything I can do for some money (except gay porn, I simply won't do gay porn. Regular porn however is up for discussion) I'd be happy to help. Or if you have a time machine and would like to use it for something awesome like time travel, I'd be keen to give that a go as well. I've been having a lot of thoughts lately about taking helicopter flying lessons. Nobody I know can fly a helicopter. That would be really cool I think. So...to sum up: I enjoy bacon, basketball, batman, and Bobby Kennedy Assasination Conspiracy theories. And booze. and bullshit, and buttfucking, the three B's... | |
My Interests |
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Music:JSBX, Tom Waits, The Who, Nick Cave, J5, Groove Armada, Lab-O records, Englebert Humperdink, Sage Francis, Non-Prophets, Earmint, Elfamail, Apoc, Brendan B, James Brown, Zappa (Frank most, but Dweezil kicks ass too), ELO, Frankie Valli, Jim Croce, Air Supply, Hobo Knife, Megadeth, DJ Harry, Rhymefest, Immortal Technique, Z-Trip, J-Zone, . . . have you heard this Jamie Lidell guy? He's amazing, the Temptations, Elvis Costello, Nick Rivers, Atmosphere, Lateef and the Chief, Rollerdisco is the best pinball music, Jethro Tull, Robyn Hitchcock, Junior Brown, Iron Maiden, Petra Haden, the Flaming Lips, Public Enemy, Anacron, 3rd Bass, Wu-Tang, Merle Haggard, Lyle Lovett, Queen, One-Hit Wonders, Cheap Trick,Thin Lizzy, the Soft Boys, the Commodores, Of Montreal, Cat Power (at least that one song I just heard at the movie theater), Rage Against the Machine out of left field, I wonder if I'm angry about something...And lately I've been listening to Kenny Loggins' cousin Dave's song "Please Come To Boston" over and over again... |
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Movies:Beach Blanket Bingo, Titanic, Steel Magnolias, anything Meg Ryan and/or laser shootouts. |
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Television:Damn that shit's easy to watch . |
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Books:anything with the pretty pictures.I like books with maps! |
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Heroes:batman, firefighters, steve youngblood, salami and swiss.
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Earth |
| Religion: | Taoist |
| Children: | Someday |
| Occupation: | Coal-miner's Daughter |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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I’m soliciting free medical advice |
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| As I mentioned the other blog, I hurt myself being dumb and now I'm paying for it (while not paying for it...look people, we've talked about this). I have a wrist-immobilizer velcroed on 98% of t... Posted by The Mishky on Mon, 19 May 2008 07:08:00 PST |
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Ladies and Gentlemen.., |
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| I'm here to introduce the new name of the cat that adopted me. I didn't name her for the first 47 days that we've been together, because that's not my way. But after she slept in my bed for 7... Posted by The Mishky on Sun, 11 May 2008 05:10:00 PST |
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Yes, I’m an idiot. (says you! Yeah, I do! Well, up yours! No, YOU shut up!) |
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| I went and saw the Kids In The Hall the other night. They performed a secret stand-up show for Myspace in Hollywood, and I checked it out. They've been funnier. More than anything, it was a chance to ... Posted by The Mishky on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:43:00 PST |
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Chances are I missed your birthday |
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| Hey, I’m sorry about that. If it makes you feel any better, I haven’t remembered anybody’s birthday in a long time. Some years I forget my OWN birthday. This is not a personal attack... Posted by The Mishky on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:29:00 PST |
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Sometimes I astonish myself with clever |
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| tonight’s cleverism came when my roommate expressed her dismay to be without her computer whilst it spent the night in the shop.I said, "A night without the internet is the modern equivalent to ... Posted by The Mishky on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:24:00 PST |
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I’m driving to SF in the morning |
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| So I guess my first question should be, "Anybody wanna go?" Of course I'd be happy to take anyone going that way.But really, I need a place to stay. I'm working Thu/Fri/Sat and I'll be coming back ... Posted by The Mishky on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:00:00 PST |
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An open letter to the demon living in my kidney tube |
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| Dear Evil One- Hey! How are you? I'm fine...er...well, not FINE, but you would already know that seeing as how you are the reason that I don't feel so hot. Don't get me wrong, I don't feel cold eith... Posted by The Mishky on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:26:00 PST |
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Punxsutawney Mitch |
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| Yesterday I emerged from my hidey-hole, only to find that I'm still poor, I haven't come up with anything clever for months, my shirt smells bad, I have $500 in unpaid parking tickets, the Cadillac is... Posted by The Mishky on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:07:00 PST |
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I think I had better explain myself |
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| Before anyone else comes up to me demanding an explanation, I think I had better nip this in the bud. I'm not usually one to go around justifying my actions and decisions but in this case, I feel it w... Posted by The Mishky on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:16:00 PST |
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Is it the future yet? |
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| Are we living in the future yet? Laser guns? Teleportation tubes? Hover cars? Free Energy? (wind, sun, hydro, nuke, electro)Is something going to happen on Dec. 21, 2012? Is it the end of ... Posted by The Mishky on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 04:36:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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megan, kerry, lily of the west, aypeeyoh ceaser, Kerry, ~~~☼~~~, Amber, jason flournoy, Gretchen, Jason, afternoon delights, APOC (of THE RITZ), GoGo YaYa, Jen, Jamie Lidell, Betsy, Godzilla, Required Display Name, DJ Harry, Sniveloaf, Dasha, nattywho, Clay, jumpincholla, Adam, scandalicious, Barb, Libby, Megan, Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre LA, jeremy, General Zod, Officially Bergeron, malenia, Flex Mentallo, J Ray, dahlia, MySpace Secret Standup, Steve Youngblood, Nick Rocchio, emma lou, Suzanne, Cabbage Party, elizabeth, meagan, missy, Fickle Fiona, Heroclassworker, Curt, Sage, Poppycock, Teresa Riverwood, Amy, Ellie, SILENTARMY (Definition: Dead) OUT NOW!
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