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GREGFITZSIMMONS.COM |
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| Age: | 23 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | VENICE BEACH, CALIFORNIA |
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| Height: | 5' 8" |
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| Last Login: | Jul 15, 2008 (494 days back) |
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About Me |
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Join my Radio's Show Group Forum!!
I have been doing a show for Adult Swim called "Cat vs. Dog". Click HERE to view some clips from the show! "I am a child. I'll last a while. You can't conceive of the pleasure in my smile."- N. Young.....Sychophantic. Xenophobe. Didactic. Hegemonic. Iconoclastic. I'm a person who wonders what these words mean. VISIT MY PERSONAL WEBSITE www.gregfitzsimmons.com .. |
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My Interests |
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INTERESTS My interests? Interest on my mortgage 5 3/4% Interest on my student loan 4% Interest on my car loan 4 1/2% Interest in my CD "Fitz of Laughter" 100% MUSIC Beatles, Stones. Who & Zeppelin. Jimi. Dylan. Tom Waites, Patty Griffin, Bruce, The Clancy Brothers, Billy Bragg, and anyone else who writes sad/ angry songs MOVIES Rushmore, Night at The Opera, Raising Arizona, Scarface, The Godfather 1 and 2, Caddyshack, Fearless, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Bad Boys, Airplane 1&2, Monumental TELEVISION "Lucky Louie", "The Sopranos" "House" "Maximum Exposure" "Cheaters" "Daily Show" HEROS Bill Clinton, George Carlin, MLK, Howard Stern, David Carradine, Richard Pryor, JFK (not in any order) BOOKS The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Confederacy of Dunces, Trinity, The Sun Also Rises, Naked, A People's History of The United States, Middlesex, Disgrace, The Constant Gardener, A Prayer for Owen Meaney, The Idiots Guide to Crack. |
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I'd like to meet:I'd like to meet the guy who invented racism. I punch that guy right in the face.
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | Pacific Islander |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Tarrytown, NY/ Venice Beach, CA |
| Religion: | Scientologist |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | comedian/ writer |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Check out this event: Greg Fitzsimmons @ Denver Comedy Works |
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| Hosted By: Greg FitzsimmonsWhen: Thursday Mar 13, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere: Denver Comedy Works1226 15th StreetDenver, Colorado|6 80202United StatesDescription:Greg Fitzsimmons Click Here To View Event... Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:41:00 PST |
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Check out this event: Greg Fitzsimmons @ Denver Comedy Works |
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| Hosted By: Greg FitzsimmonsWhen: Thursday Mar 13, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere: Denver Comedy Works1226 15th StreetDenver, Colorado|6 80202United StatesDescription:Greg Fitzsimmons Click Here To View Event... Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:42:00 PST |
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Interview regarding Gerry Red Wilson Benefit |
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| Here's an interview I did with the Gothamist:
Greg Fitzsimmons, Comedian
Next Wednesday a cornucopia of comedians (Dave Attell, Louis C.K., Artie Lange and more) will gather at Town Hall for the The... Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:57:00 PST |
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New Reality |
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| The networks announced that they are launching nothing but Reality and Game Shows until the Strike is resolved. A friend from the Studios just faxed me a highly classified preview of what programs a... Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST |
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Picket Lines: The Key to the Strike |
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| If we want to end this thing immediately, let's get the hair and makeup people to strike. Then we'll see how ugly Betty really is.
I've seen a lot of writers praying to God in the last few days. Th... Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST |
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Picket Lines |
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| There haven't been this many rich Jews doing laps since the Friars Club closed their swimming pool.
Turns out that Halloween was the last chance for a lot of Hollywood actors to perform. I opened up... Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST |
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No Deal |
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| My wife insists on watching the Evening news to make sure she is as worried as humanely possible about things that are out of her control.The other night a mulatto newswoman with a crew cut and no acc... Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST |
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Some Tips on Circumcision |
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| My son is not circumcised. Shortly before he was born the A.M.A. announced they were no longer recommending the procedure. This has not influenced many parents who continue slicing a small piece of ... Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST |
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Airplane Jokes |
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| Flying back from Ohio on Sunday I'm standing behind an Old Lady in the security line. As her one carry-on bag disappears into the X-Ray Machine, an alarm goes off and Airport Security jumps into acti... Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST |
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Starbucks: Where Everybody Knows Your Name |
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| For Christmas I handed out Starbucks Gift Cards to everyone I knew. It felt really nice to see the smiles on their faces. Did it bother me that the cards had no value since I swiped them off the dis... Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Louis CK, Dave Attell, Nick DiPaolo, Howard Stern Fan Page, The Gerry Red Wilson Foundation, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Burr, Jim, Lewis Black, Joe Rogan, Doug Stanhope, Jake Johannsen, doug benson, TODD BARRY, Jim Norton, Angie Gomez, Gene Ward, jen wilkinson, Troy, Jen, Psych-A-Billy, CHAZ, Indigenous Native, Sean, Jennifer, Wildflower, Billy Simons, Karina, Super Mario Bros., You Make My Karma Puke, Soozee, Lucky Duck, Sinner’s Swing (new song posted), Rasheed, Railroad Earth, MOLD., Amber, Hi. I'm Cori. You awake yet?, Garett(2.3k!)Bean, Jennifer, Darkside, The official Kaden street team, brokenheartmedicinalband, Bethany, Ken Murray, Stitch Jones The Ayahtollah of Rock and Rolla!, MANY WOMEN THINK ALIKE BUT REAL 1'S THINK, Hank and Jed, ♥AmBEAR♥ exudes Awesomeness, C@$!NO Boi, P.Y.T/P.G.H, L,C,H, Sandy, 420, Benny Poo, -hiGh oNe-, Reneé, />Priscilla Whittingham Photography<\, hollywood chainsaw blogger, Amie Dibba, lil mikey roohan, High Fidelitees, [*] ♥L*!*V*3♥ [*] L*0*V*3 ♥ [*]L*A*U*G*H♥ [*], COMEDIAN LELIS LABOY A.K.A. MR. METHADONE
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