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 UPCHUCK's Profile |
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| Age: | 99 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | SEATTLE, Washington |
| Country: |  United States |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | Jul 15, 2008 (522 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating. | |
About Me |
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| HEY POTTY SCUMBAGS! Summer’s finally here and I’m all about keeping douched. I’m fresh as a virgin schoolgirl! What a mad season…everyone’s talking about ME…You know all is right with the world when little CHUCKIE is on everyone’s lip. On EVERYONE”S LIPS!!! YUHHHH! Went to a party on Friday night. All the famous, chic and glittering Seattle glitter-naughty were there. MAG WHEELZ and DANNY DILDO spent the night drinking buckets of home-made absynthe JANE PLAYTEX has been brewing lately. BABYTEETH brought the video entertainment. JAYNE COUNTY LIVE, natch…or should I say “snatch” nowadays? Then later we all watched PORNOCCHIO...I can tell ya, it' not his NOSE that GROWS!!!! BEN DOVER was in the basement living up to his name. He brought a couple of guys he “works out at the gym with” as well as a confused RICH RIGGINS who spent the night wandering aimlessly asking “How did I get here?” The lovely duo of MADELINE AND KILLER made an appearance. KILLER tells me he’s going to move to SAIGON where he’s got his very own VIETNAMESE BABY! The best I could do was that one BIG FAT DONNA threw in the dumpster. That and those little pebbles coming out of my man-pussy. RARRRHHHH!!! Anyway, I had to leave early. Nice weather plays hell on the ol..oplasm doncha know… Meanwhile me and my new stellar choir, CHARLES GARISH & THE EX-GAY MINISTERS are working up a set for our earthly debut…not sure when, but keep your coffin lids propped up you pussy-farts. We’ll be performing nocturnal emissions on you sometime soon. Definitely won’t be playing at the SOCIAL EVENT OF THE SEASON. That would be my big CD cumming-out party. Looks like it’s going to be another MACARONI & CHEESE BAKE-OFF at Seattle’s hip, arty-farty RE-BAR on August 29th. More homosexuals frequent that place than a truck-stop at 3 in the morning. I HAD A DATE LIKE THAT ONCE! THE FAGS will be reuniting for the night…not like they’re not all on top of each other most of the time anyway. I’ll be making a spectral appearance of course. Better than that image of my face on a piece of toast an old lady discovered in Warsaw last winter. Meanwhile while you’re searching for that perfect party frock to wear to my CD release RELEASE! YUHHHH! Well remember not to spend all your girlfriend’s money. She needs a party frock too you potty head! | |
My Interests |
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Television:/a |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Occupation: | DEAD ROCK STAR |
My Blog |
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IS THAT A DOUCHE BAG IN YOUR POCKET...OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO DOUCHE ME? |
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| HEY POTTY SCUMBAGS! Summer's finally here and I'm all about keeping douched. I'm fresh as a virgin schoolgirl! What a mad season&everyone's talking about ME&You know all is right with the world when ... Posted by UPCHUCK on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:28:00 PST |
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YOU’RE WORKING ME TO DEATH! |
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| You people are working me to death! HA! GEDDIT? I turned in my new album last week and was just heading out the door with that old TV hag Endora when I got a call from the bitches down at the record ... Posted by UPCHUCK on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:41:00 PST |
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FINALLY THE NIGHTMARE IS COMING TO AN END! |
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| My CD is nearing completion&.mmmm&completion! My release party is gonna be Saturday August 16! &..mmmm&.release! I still can't announce the venue, cuz&you know how these spectacular ... Posted by UPCHUCK on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:47:00 PST |
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’TIS THE SEASON |
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| 'Tis the season to be jolly. Why not, you PUSSY FARTS?!! I hovered around over at Mona Chrome's birthday party last week. Lot's of homosexual boys in panty-hose and lesbians wearing tool belts. That ... Posted by UPCHUCK on Thu, 08 May 2008 08:23:00 PST |
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I’VE HAD YOU, FRAT BOY!!!! |
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| Dj vu . Could we have been here before? Like&DUH!!!! Today I'm adding AFTER THOUGHT for your listening pleasure. It's the B-side to my 1978 pussy-quivering hit Jacuzzi Floozi. Me and Jeff Gossard r... Posted by UPCHUCK on Thu, 01 May 2008 10:15:00 PST |
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QUIET!!!!! DO NOT DISTURB THE FAGS |
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| So much going on over here at Chuckie Central. Where do I start? Oh&well there was that AUDIOASIS interview on KEXP Saturday night. I was supposed to go on-air with THE FAGS but KEXP wouldn't let me ... Posted by UPCHUCK on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:04:00 PST |
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Check out this event: AUDIOASIS SATURDAY APRIL 26 AT 7PM |
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| Hosted By: KEXP SEATTLE 90.3 FMWhen: Saturday Apr 26, 2008 at 7:00 PMWhere: KEXP 90.3 FM90.3 FMSEATTLE, Washington|48 98103United StatesDescription:KEXP SEATTLE 90.3 FM Click Here To View Event... Posted by UPCHUCK on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:51:00 PST |
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THE RETURN OF JACUZZI FLOOZI |
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| Lot's happening over here. I'm just taking a break from heavy heavy heavy re-mastering sessions with my old friend Jeff Gossard. We've been restoring our first CLONE single Jacuzzi Floozi and Afterth... Posted by UPCHUCK on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:42:00 PST |
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IS IT ME OR IS IT THE LADY-CHANGE? |
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| I went to visit The Fags the other day. I think I told you they're getting ready to put out a new CD and DVD. Barbie is luscious as ever. Ben showed me... Posted by UPCHUCK on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:05:00 PST |
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GRAMPERS N’ ME |
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| Well. It’s time for the Mr. Nude Seattle contest. But when isn’t it? I’ll be there judging. Well not up on the podium judging, but&you know&judging. POTTY!!! I’ve been hanging... Posted by UPCHUCK on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:52:00 PST |
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