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 Malissa's Profile |
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| Age: | 20 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | POPLAR BLUFF, Missouri |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 4' 11" |
| Zodiac: |  Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 27, 2008 (518 days back) |
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About Me |
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glitter-graphics.com I'm 20 years old.ONE DAY I WILL BE DICTATOR OF THE WORLD AND CONROL THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF TATOR TOTS!!!!!! I'm sioux indian, irish and portugese if there's something else i couldn't tell you.i have 4 brothers and 1 sister, all of them are my half siblings but that shit don't mean nothing. i love them all.I SAY A LOT OF SHIT THAT DOESN"T MAKE SENSE HALF THE TIME. i weigh 892 pounds . I have a really weird personallity disorder called muffininthemixyamudduck. I'm 4'11 and I can't reach the cookies on the top shelf someone please call for help!SOMETIMES I RUN OUT OF GUMMY WORMS. I LOVE GUMMY WORMS!!!!!! SO I USUALLY JUST GO OUTSIDE AND DIG ME UP SOME REAL WORMS. THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD REALLY! ALL I DO IS POUR SOME SUGAR ON THEM AND PRETEND THEY'RE GUMMY WORMS!!!!!!!!! YUM!!!!!! MyHotComments I have a 2 year old daughter named Fiona. MY LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!! MY WORLD!!! I love funny people and ducks. i LOVE TO HECKLE THE MONKEYS ON sUNDAY AFTERNOONS. My favorite pastime is clipping my toenails.mamawaawaa.Can I borrow your can opener? There's a can of raviolis sittin' on my counter and I can't find the damn can opener.I'm soooooooooooooo hungry. Mail me one through the microwave. I love beenie weenies It's my favorite perfume... or is it???????? I wrote you a cheesy rap song. Hey hey this is Malissa. Oh you ain't seen nothin' til ya down on ya muffin.And ya sure to be change ya ways. Cuz I got out of bed and I bumped my head and then I ate a piece of bread. True dat. True dat. glitter-graphics.com glitter-graphics.com glitter-graphics.com music layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments glitter-graphics.com |
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My Interests |
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| I find aliens killin' bunnies while I'm sittin' in the middle of the street sippin' on pink lemonade while readin' a book about wild turkeys that can hum the national anthem while they dance to britney spears very interesting. I find 892 pound bald men who are 2'4 and have 1 eyebrow and no teeth very interesting. I am amazed and still wonder how they get the sour cream in the burritos at Taco Bell. I find bearded chicks with 6 toes who can balance on a beam 2 inches above a pool of ketchup and cheese cake mix very interesting.
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I'd like to meet:avenged sevenfold, ICP, and bobby lee .Or that guy who stole my magic pencil 2 years ago. Cuz buddy you still owe me two freakin' wishes!!!!!!!!!!!MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments |
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Music:My favorite bands are avenged sevenfold, metallica, element eighty,taproot, three days grace, cold,trapt, sevendust,stone sour, killswitch engage,pantera, and ICP. i'm now addicted to mary magdalan. |
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Movies:the labyrinth, monty python and the holy grail, phantom of the opera(the newer version), gladiator(the newer version), american history x,cruel intentions,pan's labyrinth, all the lord of the ring movies, she's all that,queen of the damned, all the harry potter movies,hot chick, hocus pocus, the secret of nimhMyHotComments MyHotComments |
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Television:glitter-graphics.com family guy, simpsons, king of the hill, saturday night live,invader zim,glenn beck, about anything on tlc,dicovery channel,history channel, and a&e. MyHotComments glitter-graphics.com MyHotComments |
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Books:i'm a reader.I love to read books and about anything cuz i love learning new things all the time. That doesn't make me a nerd it just makes me smart. BAM!!!!! YOU SEE HOW I JUST JUST ADDED THAT THERE! THAT'S HOW GOOD I AM!!my favorite books are all the harry potter books, the hobbit, all the lord of the ring books, a child called it by dave pelzer, the lovely bones by alice sebold,all the sweep books by cate tiernan, and the shack by william p. young.MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments |
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Heroes:glitter-graphics.com My hero is the man on that one show that sat at the boothe and ate those one kind of fries. You know those curly fries. I really admire the courage he had to eat all those fries... adopt your own virtual pet! .. glitter-graphics.com glitter-graphics.com MyHotComments MyHotComments |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Poplar Bluff |
| Religion: | Christian - other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | pickin' my ear wax out my ear |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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this pisses me off the most. |
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| This is something that pisses me off more than anything else and I really don't care what people think of me after I write this either.I'm hardly ever serious about anything but this is one ... Posted by Malissa on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:33:00 PST |
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YOUR BAND STILL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| It's kinda funny how you said you didn't give a shit what I did after but yet you go on my page. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! And yes I told one lie but you can't tell me you've never told one lie in your whole ent... Posted by Malissa on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:10:00 PST |
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I am who I am!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| I frickin' hate it when people think they need to know all about you, like everything is their buisness or something. I know I'm weird I don't need anybody to tell me that. And some people don't even ... Posted by Malissa on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:41:00 PST |
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WARNING label |
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| MalissaLook out for the mHOLEUsername:http://www.go-quiz.com/warning-label/warning-l
abel.php">Username: name="uname">From Go-Quiz.comhttp://www.go-quiz.com">Go-Quiz.com>... Posted by Malissa on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:20:00 PST |
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honorary Degree from the University of Blogging |
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| The University of BloggingPresents tomalissaAn HonoraryBachelor ofCheesey MemesMajoring inBoredomSignedDr. GoQuiz.com®Username:http://www.go-quiz.com/degree/degree.php
">Username: name="uname">Blogging... Posted by Malissa on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:18:00 PST |
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i’m a tard |
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| i know i'm a tard. no1 has 2 tell me. i'm so freakin' bored, i'm sittin' here on a saturday night commentin' my own pics. u can fell sorry 4 me now. i can't even spell all the words i have to use 4 in... Posted by Malissa on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:24:00 PST |
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yay !!!!!! I’m marijuana |
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| Your Personality Is Like Marijuana..http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatdrugisyourper
sonalitylikequiz/marijuana.gif" height="100" width="100">You’re laid back and easy going, so much so that tak... Posted by Malissa on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:04:00 PST |
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muffin man |
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| Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man. Cuz if you see that damn a hole tell him I want my muffins and money. Tell him he has until Sunday or he’s gonna get it. Posted by Malissa on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:18:00 PST |
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hungry and thirsty like a mfer |
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| my left shoe is missing and i feel so confused. i can’t figure out the problem on the back of the crackerjack box and i feel like a freakin’ tard. is there anyone out there who knows where... Posted by Malissa on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:40:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Avenged Sevenfold, Ashley, Let Babies Live, Missing, chrissy, Mark, Richard, Pixie Dust, MIKE, jay, Pantera, Amber, Raya Serenity Lynne, Celion Devance, james, Andrew Sullivan, Skinz, 408 REAPER, Killswitch Engage, Mike, One Dying Secret, PFC Fluharty, MARY MAGDALAN™ †WTOTFW†, DOWN IN HOLLYWOOD, MATHIAS, Amanda, TAPROOT, Amanda, meg, Metallica, Family Guy, Krystal Ann, Bobby Lee, Timothy, Z95 The Bone, steven, nathan, Society Red, JADE, One Punch Machine Gun, Beyond The Element, Fireborne, [[Kira.Sevenfold]], SYNYSTER JAY™[TWISTED], MadziaRocker, D - MONEY, Sandy, \m/ana vengeance\m/, Pigmoney, jimmy, Amy Myre, abel
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