I’m Evan, and to be honest with you; I’m not a very nice person. I think tearing people down is great fun. I judge everybody the moment I lay eyes on them, but I’m very accepting of everyone and what makes them different. Diversity makes me smile, I love seeing people “put out” by others and their lifestyles.

I hate where I live. I hate it with a passion. I hate the small minded people that stomp around thinking they’re hot shit. I hate that no one here cares that there’s a world outside of this dump, and it’s passing them by. I’m getting out of here as soon as I can, and I’m going places. I think acting is amazing, and I want to try it out. It’s almost cliché now’a days to want to act, and be involved with theatre; but it’s my dream. I don't want to be famous (though I wouldn't mind), I just want to be on a stage infront of people. I want to make someone say "wow". If/when that doesn‘t work out, you’ll hear my name on the news in a few years; I’ll be some lawyer, defending the rich and famous criminals of the world. Look out.

I want to get to know you, but I don’t know how. I’m the most awkward person you’ll ever meet in your life, and I’m pretty boring too; but once I get comfortable with you, you may not be able to make me stop talking. I’ve got a lot to say, and a lot of opinions I want to share. So talk to me, but don’t just say “hi”, or “what’s up”. I probably won’t even reply to that. Small talk and banter isn’t worth my time or yours. How about saying something smart, or inquisitive for once.

xo