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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | HAYWARD, CALIFORNIA |
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| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Last Login: | Jul 29, 2009 (154 days back) |
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About Me |
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| Hi!! I'm Shakira but 4 those who know me, I mean REALLY know me, ( and u know who u are!!), I'm Joker!!! HA!! How would I describe myself, HMMMM, I'm hella down to earth, smart, funny, sarcastic, and probably one of the best fuckin friends you'll ever have!!! I'm also an asshole, and wear the badge proudly! Don't like it, SO FUCKIN WHAT!! But I'm only an asshole to those who are an asshole toward me!! What do I like and shit??? HMMMM, let's see: I love reading, writing (currently writing a book and movie), doing makeup (I'm a makeup artist), and DANE FUCKIN COOK!! He's awesome by the way. .. adopt your own virtual pet! ABOUT Name: Shakira Jihann Harris Birthday: November 12 Birthplace: Berkeley, CA Current Location: Hayward,CA Eye Color: dark brown Hair Color: a couple different shades of brown Height: 5'6" Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: black/native american The Shoes You Wore Today: black slip ons Your Weakness: ice cream Your Fears: snakes! Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, red pepper flakes, parmesan cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: complete my book Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL Thoughts First Waking Up: "what morons do I have to deal with today?" Your Best Physical Feature: my lips Your Bedtime: whenever I go to sleep Your Most Missed Memory: too many to name just one Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI PUNX!!! MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton Chocolate or Vanilla: french vanilla for all you undersophisticates!!! Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino Do you Smoke: lotsa weed Do you Swear: FUCK YEAH!!! Do you Sing: only when I'm drunk Do you Shower Daily: I'm gonna go with yeah Have you Been in Love: I'm in love as I type this Do you want to go to College: been there, done that Do you want to get Married: eventually. I'm in no hurry Do you belive in yourself: YES!! Do you get Motion Sickness: nope Do you think you are Attractive: in a non-conceited kinda way Are you a Health Freak: nope Do you get along with your Parents: just my mom Do you like Thunderstorms: they're great for background noise during sex Do you play an Instrument: the keyboard and eventually the electric guitar In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: been doin that the last few nights actually In the past month have you Smoked: same as above In the past month have you been on Drugs: weed don't count, so no In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work in one for fuck's sake!!! In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope In the past month have you been on Stage: God, no! In the past month have you been Dumped: nope In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but I would like to In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope Ever been Drunk: last night to be exact Ever been called a Tease: nope Ever been Beaten up: nope Ever Shoplifted: when I was 15. it was fuckin stupid How do you want to Die: peacefully What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm grown, I just want a successful, fulfilling career. What country would you most like to Visit: Japan (BANZAI!!!) In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: don't matter Favourite Hair Color: anything but blonde or weird rainbow colors Short or Long Hair: I don't care, as long as it's neat Height: gotta start @ 6 feet!!! Weight: no sticks and no Fatass McFatasses!!! Best Clothing Style: get ya grown man on!! Number of Drugs I have taken: none (cuz weed don't count dammit!!!) Number of CDs I own: too many to count Number of Piercings: 5 (for now) Number of Tattoos: 1 (for now) Number of things in my Past I Regret: none CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 ! |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:I'd like to meet people who are down to earth, funny, and intelligent. I gotta warn the guys, I'm a bit of a flirt, but it's all in harmless fun. I'm also a huge hip hop head, so anyone interested, holla at ya girl!!! bgcolor="..ffcccc" align="center"> How to make a artiShakiraIngredients: 1 part intelligence 3 parts arrogance 1 part instinct Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum! Username: Personality cocktail From Go-Quiz.com You're An Angry Drunk Ever wake up with sore knuckles and a black eye? Thought so. What Kind of Drunk Are You? |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Black / African descent |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Oakland, CA BITCHES!!! |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Love kids, but not for me |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | makeup artist |
My Blog |
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I think I'm vulnerable |
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| So, I have a boyfriend, and he's fuckin AWESOME! Not 2 get all deep, but I can completely and totally be myself around him. I feel comfortable in my relationship, and I trust him and all, I'm just so ... Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 23:31:00 GMT |
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RIPPERZ!!!! |
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| Dont you hate it when chicks just go around fuckin everybody and then wanna come tell you about it ( well you and any and everybody within a 50 ft. radius)? I mean damn, do what you do and I aint her... Posted by on Mon, 20 Sep 2004 13:01:00 GMT |
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WHO IM IZ!!!! |
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| That picture of me is a misrepresentation. It might look all innocent (kinda) but I'm not (completely). I promise I'll find a better one soon. Posted by on Fri, 10 Sep 2004 14:28:00 GMT |
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