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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the 13t |
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| Age: | 100 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Houston, Texas |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 8" |
| BodyType: | Some extra baggage |
| Zodiac: |  Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) |
| Last Login: | Oct 12, 2008 (1 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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DIRTY SANCHEZ -- [noun]: DEF. 1) A term used to describe the practice of smearing fecal matter under the nose of someone in the form of a mustache. DEF. 2) Support Staff for the back-to-back champion Psych Ward Sirens of Houston Roller Derby. 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com Myspace Contact TablesExtended Network Banner made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!CASE FILE NO. NE1469-- Sanchez was an orderly assigned to the Psychiatric Ward of the Women’s Hospital. He was forced to assist Dr. N. Fliction with sinister experiments on the nursing staff involving torture and pain tolerance. Over the course of several months, the Psych Ward Nurses were able to seduce Orderly Sanchez and convinced him to release them.The 15 Psych Ward Nurses and Sanchez escaped in an old ambulance looking for people to join their DISorderly staff. The SIRENS objective is Roller Derby world domination one country at a time.‘Dirty’ Sanchez, as the lethal SIRENS affectionately called him, is famous for his peculiar method of attack on unsuspecting victims. He engages the victim from the rear with stealth and quickness. Then, while the victim is still in a state of confusion from the rear attack, Dirty wipes a foul smelling ‘substance’ under their nose rendering them unconscious. Is it a handkerchief with ether? No one knows. Victims either become DISORDERLIES and are sworn to secrecy, or, are left humiliated and refuse to talk.Dirty Sanchez is easily identified by his trademark black hat and his unkempt brown mustache and soul patch. If someone asks you, “Would you like to get your drink and stink on with me?”…call the authorities! I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 ! |
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My Interests |
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| I have the largest collection of Roller Derby LEAGUES and TEAMS on MySpace! Tell your friends.I am the mascot, waterboy, propagandist, escort, panty keeper, comic relief, personal valet, brainstormer, confidant for the Houston Roller Derby Back-to-Back Champion Psych Ward Sirens...The Greatest Bods on Quads! (TM) | |
I'd like to meet:Rollergirls & Roller Derby fans from around the world, Marilyn Monroe, Christina Aguilera, Shakira, Adrianne Curry, Alisha Klass, Gina Gershon, Jennifer Tilly, Joan of Arc, Bono, Jim Carrey, Will Ferrel, Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Dave Chappelle, Sasquatch, Ms. Right, and GOD (eventually). |
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Music:I listen to everything. Love U2, Garbage, Shakira, and 80's. Dislike screaming metal and gangsta rap... Get this video and more at MySpace.com</ |
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Movies:I LOVE MOVIES! I'll watch anything. Move me...make me laugh, make me cry, make me mad, or make me think. TOP TEN (alphabetically) Braveheart, Chasing Amy, A Christmas Carol–1951, Dances With Wolves, Gladiator, It’s A Wonderful Life, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, 9½ Weeks, The Patriot, Some Like It Hot. Universal Studios classic monsters in black and white are also a favorite. |
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Television:Reality shows (but not American Idol), MTV, VH-1, COPS, Dog: The Bounty Hunter, South Park, The People's Court, Judge Alex, Judge Judy, Judge Mathis, Judge Larry Joe, Judge Joe Brown, Lost.. Get this video and more at MySpace.com |
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Books:This is the Roller Derby bible. I'm lucky enough to own a copy. |
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Heroes:Below is the EXACT moment I became a Sirens fan. Bout No. 2 - Sirens vs. Betties. Mistilla the Killa's signature move... .. .. .. .. RALPHIE VALLADARES, L.A. T-BIRDS |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Houston, Texas |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Pet Stylist for Houston's rich and famous! |
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My Blog |
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TOP 10 REASONS MOTHERS SHOULD JOIN ROLLER DERBY |
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| (from the article 'HELL ON 8 WHEELS' by Stacey Greenberg)
10. Mothers have quick reflexes. Catching a toddler from falling off of the playground ladder is just one degree away from suddenly jumping ov... Posted by The Dirty Sanchez Experience on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:28:00 PST |
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ONE FOR THE BLOCKERS |
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| This poem was written by Franky Bones of the Maruading Mollys of the Dockyard Derby Dames. It is for the unsung heros of Roller Derby the Blockers.
"The Bad Bitches" by Franky Bones Roll ... Posted by The Dirty Sanchez Experience on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:57:00 PST |
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A Rollergirl’s Letter to Santa (the day after) |
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| Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month. W... Posted by The Dirty Sanchez Experience on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:32:00 PST |
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A ROLLERGIRLS CHRISTMAS LIST |
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| Dear Santa,
I've been a good rollergirl all year. Here is my Christmas list.
1. subscriptions to "Blood and Thunder' and 'Derby Gal' magazine
2. a nice Pro Tec helmet (in team color of course)... Posted by The Dirty Sanchez Experience on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:27:00 PST |
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE DERBY |
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| REPOST from SIXTH SENSE SAVANNAH
The following poem was born out of affinity for an ATL Rollergirl hopeful (yes, freshmeat for another minute and tough to admit as I'm a Savannah Derby Devil's fan!) b... Posted by The Dirty Sanchez Experience on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:10:00 PST |
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THIS...IS...ROLLER DERBY! |
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| This is what a Roller Derby skate of mind is all about!
http://robslink.com/fundoc/derby.htm Posted by The Dirty Sanchez Experience on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 03:42:00 PST |
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WHAT MAKES A TEAM STRONG |
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| Here are eight traits that are essential to a strong, happy team.
Trait 1: Commitment
The most important trait in strong, happy teams is commitment. Commitment to the teamputting the team firstand c... Posted by The Dirty Sanchez Experience on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:50:00 PST |
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The 10 Commandments to Living with a Derby Girl |
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| (from the NRV Rollergirls)
Thine house can never have too much Gatorade or too many pairs of fishnets.
Thou shall not ask if something died in my gym bag. (That smell is my pads&ser... Posted by The Dirty Sanchez Experience on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:02:00 PST |
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WHAT IS DERBY? |
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| (from 'Rolla Rella' of the FoCo Girls Gone Derby league)
What is DerbyButtcrack bruises and tailbone breaksBumps, lumps, and scrapesBroken ankles and Tweaked kneesSomeone call 911 pleaseFoot cr... Posted by The Dirty Sanchez Experience on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:34:00 PST |
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TOP 10 SIGNS A ROLLERGIRL IS TOO OLD |
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| 10) Gets winded putting in her mouthpiece.
09) Hard fall onto the track triggers life-alert pendant.
08) While sitting on the bench, yells at the pack to get the hell off her lawn.... Posted by The Dirty Sanchez Experience on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:24:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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