Hello everyone, & welcome!!! John McGreal of Shiteman here. We've recently had problems with either hackers, or Myspace locking us out of our account(s). I've been in constant contact with Myspace customer service trying to resolve the issue & they have been completely useless. Their efforts consisted of nothing more than copying & pasting material from some sort of tech support handbook (yes, I know how to clean my cookies you F*cking retard). After a week of sending several proofs of ownership of the account & just being ignored, I've decided to just start over.

So, even though the other Shiteman account (Myspace.com/shiteman) which has 30,000 plus friends & countless plays is still active, it is no longer under our control, so DISREGARD IT. DELETE IT FROM YOUR FRIEND LIST & ADD THIS ONE - IF YOU, OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE ANY OF OUR TRACKS FROM THAT PAGE PLAYING ON YOURS, DELETE THEM AND RE-ADD FROM THIS ONE; IT WOULD REALLY HELP US OUT ALOT.

As of May 12th 2008, this is the new home of Shiteman on Myspace... however, that could change if somehow this account also becomes compromised; so BOOKMARK SHITEMAN.COM - no matter what happens to this page or any other, be it on Myspace or not, we will see that shiteman.com always points to some sort of official page...

Anyway, thanks so much for stoppin' in. If you've stayed long enough to be reading this, then you are already one of our dearest friends. So please keep in touch, okay? Don't be a stranger.

UPDATE - May 21st: After a week & a half of dealing with Myspace customer service we've finally regained access to our old account, but it's all messed up, so we're requesting it to be deleted, and we're just going to move forward with this one.

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