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 Michelle Buteau's Profile |
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Titty Sweat |
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| Age: | 30 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | NEW YORK, NEW YORK |
| Country: |  United States |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jan 18, 2008 (232 days back) |
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About Me |
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My Interests |
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| MTV COMMERCIAL!TRAVELZOO!LAST COMIC STANDING! (PARTIAL)COMEDY CENTRAL'S PREMIUM BLEND! | |
I'd like to meet:The people in this video. And, you, someday. |
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Music:Anything I can gently shake my booty to. |
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Movies:Movies are great. |
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Television:I like to keep the television on when I'm in the shower. |
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Books:Like Water for ChocolateIT Conversations with God Angels & Demons Edward "Kamau" Brathwaite Erna Brodber Wilson Harris Hubert Harrison C. L. R. James Jamaica Kincaid The Firm Hush A Time to Kill anything by Danielle Steel (I'm such a house wife that way) Steven Bochco David Sedaris. We also like Terry Macmillan, but I have yet to exhale, or be into gay men. Although, everyone likes a finger. |
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Heroes:People who claim and take care of their kids.People who say please, thank you, and wash their hands after going to the bathroom. I really admire those qualities. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Jersey/Miami/NYC/Mother Earth |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Female/Daughter/Comic/Editor/Coffee Drinker |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Why I Hate MySpace |
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| I've got things to do damnit! Now I've got to see your new pics. And leave comments. Copy and paste html bulletins?Shit. I used to read. I've tried, but I can't quit you..damn you MySpace.... Posted by Michelle Buteau on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST |
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I'm like... |
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| I'm like Oprah; I'll listen to your problems, but then figure them out by telling everyone else..
I'm like a Jackson; I'm very outgoing on stage, but reserved off stage..
I'm like Justin Timberlake; I... Posted by Michelle Buteau on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:16:00 PST |
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Mot Du Jour - La Vie! |
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| The Love.
The Shit.
The Life.
It's all from the same place.
The crotch.
Respect it!
Posted by Michelle Buteau on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 04:15:00 PST |
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Fat Men Love Me. |
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| Fat men love me. I don't know what it is. Is it my perfume? Do I smell like gravy? Fat men look at me like they're hungry. Like I can cook or something. Do I have a "Let me cook your dinner Pappi" loo... Posted by Michelle Buteau on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:58:00 PST |
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Is this LoVe? |
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| I can't walk down the street without smelling you. I crave you. I can never get sick of you. I could have you everyday, in many different ways, sometimes even twice a day. I could have you dress... Posted by Michelle Buteau on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:47:00 PST |
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A Day at the Market.. |
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| And by market, I mean food shopping. I went to Food Emporium. I grabbed a cart and immediately felt something moist. As I looked down, I saw a glob ofphlegm. You know, the thick, sticky, stringy mucus... Posted by Michelle Buteau on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:48:00 PST |
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Give the piece peace! |
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| Give the piece peace! I have a co-worker that is a writer. And he's got more then a writing cap going on. He has a hairpiece. The most annoying hairpiece you've ever met. Kinda like that shirt or pai... Posted by Michelle Buteau on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 05:54:00 PST |
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Are you that guy? |
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| Are you that guy?
Are you that guy
That likes to "cook" for your date instead of taking them out? Making fish in a white wine sauce, sautéed spinach, and wild brown rice.
... Posted by Michelle Buteau on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 04:32:00 PST |
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I love this word. |
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| NOW.
It's the coolest...
NOW also spells OWN. And WON.
I like the meaning of all of these words. Don't you?
Yes, I do have a degree. And yes, time on your hands is a dangerous thing. ... Posted by Michelle Buteau on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 03:38:00 PST |
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The first joke I ever wrote. |
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| The first joke I ever wrote was, of course, inspired by my ex-boyfriend and his man breast.
"Lines at Disney World remind me of my ex-boyfriend...three hours of waiting for a 2 minute ride...looks be... Posted by Michelle Buteau on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 05:09:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Kristin Plater, Next Generation Comedy Tour, Bob Marley, Jessie T, JEN KOBER FAN CLUB, Sophie K, U NI KORN, Baron Vaughn: Back 'n Black, Ndumiso Lindi, Im a Rockstar...In IRELAND!!!, The Brooklyn Comedy Company, Becky Donohue, Comedy Central's The Watch List, 2,317 steps, T. Greene, Allison, jayson, Chantal Carrere, Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI, Na’im Lynn, Giulia Rozzi, Keith, Theotis, Susan Alexander, Jamasian Princess, Skinhead Moonstomp, Saturday Night Underground, LORI, Furly, IKE ELLIS, Days like Months, Chewy, corey, Robin Fox, Rondell Hartley, [♥]TERi[♥], Pace Won, One Funny Bitch, Lindsay Jane, salina, SO QUIET, Michael, ~CLAUDIA~, Joél Jame$!!, Luis, Danny Leary, Peter, DUB MIX 08 comin soon West Coast iz Back Nigga, "THE AUTHORITY" GROUP PROFILE, Fidel, Color, Kimay, Nato - FIREWALK REMIX COMING SOON!!, David, Joshua, * DAVE, JACQUETTA SZATHMARI, Sergio Chicon, Z_Phinest_1, Rondu, 海滩男å©, Joe
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