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 Mallard's Profile |
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| Age: | 99 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Wales |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Zodiac: |  Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 6, 2008 (519 days back) |
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About Me |
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| O.K. here’s the deal folks, you send me a picture of ether yourself, a loved one (heck even someone you hate) a friend, family member and I’ll turn them into a comic book style cover featuring them to your specifications and requirements such as the usual Sci-fi fantasy genre’s to anything else you can think of such as your favourite films, TV shows or comic book characters.I’ll send you an emailed small sample copy of the finished artwork and if you like what you see, you send on the payment via Paypall and I’ll email on the full sized file and format, of your choice, onto you.Band & album CD covers can also be produced if you so wish.Please email me good clear, in focus and un-obscured photographs, preferably not group shots as the better the photograph the better the end result will be, so please do not take offence if I ask you to provide ether a clearer or bigger image to work from.Many thanks and look forward to hearing from you all.MallardPrices
For a full colour comic cover with text £25Band / CD cover - £25 - £40 pending on requirements I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 ! Name Mallard Favourite sexual position Within reach Current status Puzzled and confused Eyes two, in case one goes on the blink Favourite phase of the moon Capricorn with toast rising Thoughts First when waking up Now I’ll make you suffer Most pretentious response to a question Man is the tree of the dolphin Your worst physical feature my lack of ability to become invisible and drive people mad using only the power of my mind Average weight of excreted solid matter in a 24hour period 350kg Your most missed memory April 15th 1990, I still haven’t the foggiest Pepsi or Coke Pepsi McDonalds or Burger King Burger King Santa or Jesus Hmmm, tough one this, one brings presents the other saves your immortal soul, nope I’m gonna pass on this one Do you smoke only when set alight Do you drink No of course not, I love being dehydrated on a regular basis you daft bastard Squeaky or rubber duck Oh definitely squeaky, does that make me a bad person? Do you believe in love Huey Lewis and the News 1982 Have you ever discovered a new species of dinosaur No Are you going to scarborough fair Paul Simon and Art Garfunkle 1966 Do you get sexually aroused whilst being sick Curiously enough no, I guess I’m just funny that way Ever blown rice out of your nose whilst sneezing during a curry Hasn’t everyone If you were one of the Muppets, would you kick Barny’s ass Hell yes, bring that purple bastard on!! Do you think Heterosexuality is disgusting and dirty only when it’s done right! Do you find clowns scary All of them, Satan is among us! Favourite belch smell Sausages, all others are but mere pretenders to the throne! Hamsters, just what is the freaking point Nope sorry no idea ether. Do you believe in yourself Yes, but I also believe in Space Bats If you were a biscuit, what would be your stance on unilateral disarmament of the world’s stockpile of nuclear weapons Depends on whether my biscuit tin is lead lined? Can you see dead people I see people I’d like to be dead, does that count? If you were a sub atomic particle what would you be Proton CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET LAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! |
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I'd like to meet:Any of those crazy mythical rich philanthropist type’s who enjoy forcing large amounts of money on complete strangers……. |
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Heroes:My Family, My Wife and the few who have never let me down. You all mean more to me then you will ever know. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Proud parent |
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My Friends |
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Antisocial, VioletEyes™, Cap'n Rooob, Lady Arwen Undómiel, The Doctor, Lorraine, TRiPPY, Space Chick ~Pink Haired Space Invader~, I'm a Sci-Fi Nut, ClomoArt, Sally Sparrow, TRON, STAR DESTROYER, Accident Prone Dollz © ~D.P.B~, Doctor Who, MsBehave Says: Embrace the Insanity, Omega Sektor, SPYTORA, I'm the Doctor!, Sara Pezzini, THANOS OF TITAN, aliendogbrain the mutant bass creature, Lee, MySpace Comic Books, Wonder Women of America, The Master, FANBABES©, Bilbo, Professor River Song, Paranormal Task Force™, The Good Guy, All Joker's Welcome, Guardian Relay Angel, Barb, ASPEN COMICS, Another Dead Hero, Sandy, The Junction (Fri 6 June live@PratoDellaValle-PD!), ...::::Bec::::..., Alex, Ship of Fools (11th june PIVO PIVO free entry ), ambient alliance, annoying ringtone, jason, InterGALactic© • flexible-elf.com
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