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 Alan Partridge's Profile |
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Spice World ! |
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| Location: | Northwest |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Last Login: | Jul 6, 2008 (508 days back) |
About Me |
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| MyGen Profile GeneratorIm Alan Partridge, and im a fine example of the phrase "bounced back". You see i used to have my own show on the telly "Knowing me,Knowing you".....ahaaa etc.untill a gang of bitter bastards known as the "BBC" came along and snatched it away from me.Shortly after my wife left me for another man "boohoo",and my son fernando wont even answer the phone to me to this day.Its fair to say I was at a low point in my life,and i became heavily depressed because of it. Turning to chocolate to ease my depression, mainly Toblerones ,but ocassionaly a Terrys chocolate orange.I was literaly eating 3 Toblerones a day at one point, and had put on about 4 stone in weight.There was a particular insidnent were i drove my Lexus (Lexi being the plural)to dundee in my bare feet...I dont know what i was thinking. .. Nowadays theres nothing i prefer more than a gentle stroll through a forest with sonia,or quite often we like to visit old victorian follies.i feel it helps sonia ,not become completely English but hopefuly..er hopefully.more often than not though, i find myself in the lazer bowl ,killing "shitty zombies" with children in care. I was first attracted to the hard hitting sounds of dance music when my son fernando lent me a prodigy album.Although i wasnt much of a raver at the time, it reminded me some what of kraftwerk and peter gabriel, and being Norwichs biggest disc jockey, i had all the gear to pursue my interest in this scene. Fortunately i have my class A girlfreind Sonja, (38) whom i love in a way. sonja has been extremely supportive in my choice to further my breakbeat making skills, and often brings me my dinner on a tray, which i mark accordingly. usual results: eggs 10 on 10 bacon 10 on 10 beans 10 on 10 All in all ...10 on 10 minor critisicms: beans to close to the egg.I might want to mix them, but i want it to be my choice.Also ..sausage should be used as a breakwater for the beans. Like so..... | |
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Music:Member Since: 9/17/2004Band Members: Im Alan Partridge Influences: Kate Bush Kraftwerk Joanie Mitchel Huey Lewis and the News Electric Light Orchestra The Carpenters Crowded House T'pau The Best Of The Beatles The Oasis and a nice thick slice of Thin Lizzy Sounds Like: A lot of my freinds have refered to the song "People Are Scum" as "genius","mindblowing","god on a tape/cd/pc eg:a data disc or just an mp3 or a wav etc".also there was "lovely stuff" ...not my words ,the words of shakin stevens!.I think however a lot of people misinterpret this song. Although this was originaly a sample from an earlier show of mine "Knowing Me Knowing You"It was written shortly after Id had my car sworn all over by some local sub-human scum...hangings too good for them bastards.Fortunately my geordie freind "Michael" whos lower than me in class,but we dont let it effect our freindship, managed to change the grafitti to "COOK PASS BABTRIDGE".which was better. I blame the parents. So i suppose this song is dedicated to those little shits.But not in a good way.In more of a kind of "if you know who did this to my car ,contact me " kind of way. Type of Label: None |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Breakcore / Comedy / Breakbeat) |
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| RiUvEn/a> Posted by Alan Partridge on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:48:00 PST |
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how many cows have you got ? |
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| Well I have 11,359 freinds....Needless to say Ive had the last laugh once more...now fuck off ! Posted by Alan Partridge on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 04:15:00 PST |
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Do you Like Chocolate? |
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| Chocolate oranges!
Do you like chocolate
Ive really got to say this..
erm, Chocolate Oranges are available at Rawlinsons
... Posted by Alan Partridge on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 11:38:00 PST |
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Chinwag About Cancer |
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| You have to check for extra lumps.
A lot of men are uncomfortable about doing this, but i allways say "why not combine it with a scratch?!"I apologise if anyone here does have cancer,by the way., ... Posted by Alan Partridge on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 11:17:00 PST |
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