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 Todd's Profile |
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| Age: | 37 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Somewhere, Illinois |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Dec 21, 2009 (3 days back) |
About Me |
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| My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.I'm steppin' tall, y'all,and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.I like to rhyme,I like my beats funky,I'm spunky.I like my oatmeal lumpy.I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous. I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice. I'm a freak.I like the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee.
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:BILL BRASKY!"Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!".........."Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!".........."He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!".........."His poop is used as currency in Argentina.".........."He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.".........."He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican!...And he hated irony!".........."I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.".........."His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson.".........."He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.".........."He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.".........."He once ate the Bible while water skiing.".........."He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."......."He has a toenail on the end of his penis.".........."Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.".........."The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men." |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
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| Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:19:00 GMT |
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