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 Too Drunk To Fuck's Profile |
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Nobody's gay for mole man |
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| Age: | 19 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | The Forbidden Zone, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 7" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Sep 27, 2007 (825 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I love my girlfriend, my family, my friends,and my music, period. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow, You are definitely quirky and often mistaken for mad but if anyone is truly paying attention they can see there is method to your madness. You try really hard to be bad but in the end you tend to do the right thing. Captain Jack Sparrow 100% Black Beard 75% Captain Barbosa 75% Sinbad 50% Dread Pirate Roberts 42% Mary Read 42% Will Turner 25% Captain James T. Hook 17% Long John Silvers 8% Morgan Adams 0% What kind of Pirate are you? created with QuizFarm.com Eomer If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings , I would be Eomer, Man of Rohan, heir to the throne, nephew of Theoden and brother of Eowyn. In the movie, I am played by Karl Urban . Who would you be? You are a pervert, and tend to get a little excited over the things other people are scaredof...Rock On!Nasty Habits - All those nasty little things that we don't dicuss publicly. Take this quiz ! Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Which Oingo Boingo Song Are You? You are often depressed or sad. You are intelligent and can blow peoples minds with the thingsyou say. You are on my favorite album. You think you might be losing your mind...you're rightInsanity - Welcome madness, say hello Like a wave we cannot see Washing over you and me Hiding here and hiding there Madness hiding everywhere Such a curiosity Here it comes to set us free Plenty left for you and me Say hello insanity Take this quiz ! ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5 |
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My Interests |
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| Playin drums, writing songs, guitar/bass, blah blah blah etc etc...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE Your Life: The Soundtrack Opening credits: "On The Outside" Waking up: "Wake Up (It's 1984)" Average day: "Just Another Day" First date: "Lost Like This" Falling in love: "Little Girls" Love scene: "We Close Our Eyes" Fight scene: "No One Lives Forever" Breaking up: "It Only Makes Me Laugh" Getting back together: "Home Again" Secret love: "Good For Your Soul" Life's okay: "Nothing Bad Ever Happens To Me" Mental breakdown: "Insanity" Driving: "Run Away (The Escape Song)" Learning a lesson: "Only A Lad" Deep thought: "Grey Matter" Flashback: "Change" Partying: "Dead Man's Party" Happy dance: "Ain't This The Life" Regreting: "Mary" Long night alone: "Nasty Habits" Death scene: "Cry Of The Vatos" Closing credits: "Goodbye, Goodbye" Take this survey | Find more surveys | MySpace Surveys Bzoink - The Original Survey Site ..END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE Your Penis Name Is... Big Lebowski Penis Name Generator |
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I'd like to meet:Heros/influences/peoplei'd like to meet:I edited my profile at Doobix.com Myspace Layouts .. Rate Satyriasis777's Arm Tattoo The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low Level 2 (Lustful) Very High Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High Level 7 (Violent) Very High Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Extreme Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test |
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Music:Bands I couldn't live without, in no particular order: The Beatles, Iron Maiden, Thin Lizzy, Children of Bodom, Iced Earth, Queens of the Stone Age, Desert Sessions, Black Sabbath, Clutch, Pantera, Oingo Boingo, Metallica, Blind Guardian, Down, High on Fire, Reverend Horton Heat, Mr. Bungle, Six Feet Under, The Dickies, Mercyful Fate, The Who, Reel Big Fish, Eagles of Death Metal, Elton John, The Misfits, Slayer, Dream Theater, Kiss, Alice in Chains, Amon Amarth, Nile, Motorhead, Megadeth, Rolling Stones, Corrosion of Conformity, War, Judas Priest, Suicidal Tendencies, Dimmu Borgir, and 3 Inches of Blood. |
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Movies:Just too damn many... Which Nightmare Before Christmas character are you?You are... Oogie Boogie! Antisocial much? You have little to no tolerance for other people, and you enjoy having fun at everyone else's expense. If you can, you'll get other people to do your dirty work for you, so you don't have to leave the privacy of your lair. Other people avoid you like the plague, cause hey, you're scary- and proud of it! But you probably didn't need to be told all that. Take this quiz ! Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code |
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Television:Aquateen, Family Guy, discovery channel, history channel, boring shit like that etc. |
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Books:Anything by JRR Tolkein or James Rollins, and anything non-fiction really... |
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Heroes:Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Ringo Starr, George Harrsion, Nicko McBrain, Dave Murray, Eddie, Steve Harris, Paul D'ianno, Alexi Laiho, Jaska Raatikainen, Joey Kramer, Vinnie Paul, DIME, Scott Klopfenstein, Jimmy Bower, Phil Lynott, Phil Anselmo, Brian Downey, Nick Menza, The Ripper, Halford, Bruce Bruce, Scott Travis, liquor, Dave Lombardo, Tom Araya, Phil Taylor, Mikkey Dee, Bill Ward, among others. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Corona |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | File Clerk by day Drummer By Nite! |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Blog |
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The Enemy of All Cruelty |
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| In the time of the false gods of lying fame
Puts all my veins and pulses in turmoil
And hath a nature so perverse in wrath
To journey hence through an eternal place
Where thou shalt hear the cries of ... Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:54:00 PST |
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Suicide Romanticized |
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| Suicide Romanticized:
She laid spread out for all to see
Cloaked in her bloody uniform, life was not to be
She had slashed at her once beautiful wrists
Now stained scarlet and red
Pouring from her op... Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:53:00 PST |
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Bodom at House of Blues 4-10-06 |
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| The last concert Id attended was when Bodom came through Santa Ana w/ Trivium and Amon Amarth sometime in November of 05. A great show Trivium aside and my first time seeing Bodom and did they put on... Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 07:30:00 PST |
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No Clever Heading |
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| No explanation needed, enjoy!
ps I didn't write this, a little angel did :)
Lets not talk about it
You go ahead and pout about it
Go ahead and tell them we were close
Close as an ... Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:15:00 PST |
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No Sir...FUCK YOU! |
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| This was a letter I recieved from one of our neighbors, I won't go into detail, lets just say I'd like to shit in his septic tank...yea that'd show him, lol . Anyways read on my gentle snowflakes:
&nb... Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:02:00 PST |
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Everybody Loves Brittany... |
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| NOT!
http://www.youtube.com/v/vjXQ1c9KG_Y Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:18:00 PST |
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Something... |
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| At this point I can see no reason in turning back
The events leading up to this point in time
Have all been necessary to his downfall
The ultimate demise if you will
The death of the oldest evil
And ... Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 10:09:00 PST |
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I'm never doing this shit ever again! |
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| Full Name: Cooper Jordan Ward
Age: 18Sex: Male
Birthday: December 23rd 1987
Where do you live: Corona, CaliforniaZodiac Sign: Capricorn, just like the song
What school do you go to: Santiago High
What... Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 02:56:00 PST |
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Butchering the Human Carcass for Consumtion |
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| Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption
by Bob ArsonThis is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat. As in any fie... Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:47:00 PST |
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Random... |
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| Dark deception grabs hold
Lies spoken true and bold
Fatal tragedy, hope is never
Never ending till were severed
Find a way out, hiding truth
In the end, its all for you
Hidden fear, fear is waiting
D... Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:40:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Mrs. Otis Driftwood, Cooper Ward, Sonic Excess In It's Purest Form, Miles Daniels, B.A. Boucher, American Standard, logan, Coma Kid, Jeff, Reagan, Dirty Steve, Ms. Miles, Dirty Jeep Girl, THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND, Linds, Miles Daniels' Orchestra, Lickity Split, Dead Man's Party - OINGO BOINGO tribute band, DRAGRACIN' BUDDHA, PRIMAL REFLEX, Dave of Wallachia, RAYRAY (the REAL myspace page), Beth, Ryan Blank, Greatest Hits, The Heppest, Leah Bernstrom
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