megan fraser.'s Profile |
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my great-grandfather died in the dance dance revolution. |
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| Age: | 24 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Toronto, Ontario |
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| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
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| Last Login: | Aug 28, 2007 (499 days back) |
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About Me |
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| hi - my name is megan fraser -i am a writer and performer of comedy - i don't take crap from nobody, yet i am very good at getting hurt (physically and emotionally) - i have no shame - i used to live in calgary - now i live in toronto - i laugh at inappropriate things and in inappropriate places - i'm too bitter and sarcastic for my own good - i don't like capital letters - i taught myself how to knit - i can type very quickly, but that doesn't matter when my spelling is horrendous - i couldn't pronounce the word "vietnamese" until i was 17 - i'm clumsy and awkward, but not in the charming way - i won an environmental award from the city of calgary when i was 9 - i know how to play chess and checkers (regular and chinese) very well - i have never lost at scrabble - i have lost at monopoly - i know way too much about degrassi - a woman called me a boy accidently when i was 8 and i took it as a compliment - i also really like you - bye! a video i made with steve scholtz!alright. here's a short film i made with some amazing comedians back in 2003 called "PASSING GO". now, yes, i was fatter and had a terrible TERRIBLE haircut... don't judge me on that. oh god... i had bad hair.part 2 of "PASSING GO" | |
My Interests |
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| comedy and comedy-related things, all day breakfasts, badasses, jackasses, dumbasses, asses, candy, people watching, candles, cartoons, puppets, chinese/japanese/thai food, crayons and colouring outside the lines, dancing like no ones watching, sunshowers, causing trouble, degrassi and degrassi-related things, elephants, sweaters, flowers, glow-in-the-dark everything, laughter, lime flavoured things, messy hair, mr. potatohead, knitting, music, nice people, painting, pez dispensers, photographs, play-doh, singing power ballads, stars, stuffed animals, t-shirts, writing shit in my notebook. | |
I'd like to meet:winners. |
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Music:barenaked ladies - sloan - hawksley workman - ben folds - beck - foo fighters - old school madonna - old school george michael (during and post-WHAM, but pre-outted gay) - old school michael jackson (during his bad and thriller days... you know, when he was still black) - cyndi lauper - a-ha -buddy holly - the beatles - phantom planet - justin timberlake - the rolling stones - soul decision - tenacious d - no doubt (before gwyn got all "me me me") - the new pornographers - the shins - yo la tengo - ween - david fuckin' bowie - the mini-pops - kelly clarkson(!) ... and more! |
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Movies:school's out! - willy wonka and the chocolate factory (original) - eternal sunshine of a spotless mind - space balls - pee wee's big adventure - any homemade porno - ghost world - ferris bueller's day off - uncle buck - edward scissorhands - most 80's john hughes movies - the back to the future trilogy - the neverending story - wayne's world - love actually - little miss sunshine - any christopher guest movie - the sandlot - the princess bride - lost in translation - christmas vacation - groundhog day - amelie - office space - the jerk - wet hot american summer... |
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Television:degrassi junior and senior high - kids in the hall - seinfeld - curb your enthusiasm - david letterman - conan o'brian - the daily show - the colbert report - mr. show with bob and david - the muppet show - sex and the city - america's next top model (so sue me) - grey's anatomy - dead like me - intervention - mythbusters - heroes ... |
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Books:any celebrity gossip magazine - oh, the places you'll go - the paperbag princess - matilda - charlie and the chocolate factory - i hate other people's kids - any arthur miller play - the elephant man - sweet valley junior/senior high - postsecret - the dictionary - the thesaurus - any pop-up book - choose your own adventure |
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Heroes:firemen - but only january through september. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Calgary, Alberta, Canada |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Comedian/Writer/Actor |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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bye bye myspace. |
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| i predicted that the end of myspace was going to be june 2007, and i think that i am correct.
for those who care or read my blogs, then get a fuckin' facebook account like the rest of the world... i w... Posted by megan fraser. on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:58:00 PST |
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the day i almost died. |
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| now, this isn't some bullshit story about how i've almost gotten hit by a mack truck or drank antifreeze (both of which i've done).
this is the real deal.
i was 11 or 12.
i had just taught myself to j... Posted by megan fraser. on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:43:00 PST |
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i'm lazy. |
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| i've realized that i've neglected this blog.
i have a tendancy to only write blog/notes on facebook and i don't transfer them over here.
not that anyone really reads this thing...
... Posted by megan fraser. on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:06:00 PST |
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dear the casting director of "wild hogs", |
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| so, tell me the truth....did you just write every out-of-work actors name on a piece of paper.... throw it in a hat and pick them out randomly with your eyes closed?i was actually thinking the other ... Posted by megan fraser. on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:30:00 PST |
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oh boy. oh boy, oh boy, oh boy... or girl. |
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| so, i just awoke from having such an incredably vivid dream.i was pregnant. i remember feeling it kick and everything.now, of course, i'm not pregnant. well, i don't think i'm pregnant. oh god, may... Posted by megan fraser. on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:22:00 PST |
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the last email from xxooluvbunnyxxoo@hotmail.com |
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| my relationship is over with luvbunny. it was beautiful while it lasted. but, i had to end it. here is what she had to say to me.------shut up. UR so stupid!!!!!!!no1 likes u. u have no friends. i ... Posted by megan fraser. on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:28:00 PST |
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more fun with email (or, i really need to find a dayjob) |
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| so, i wrote xxooluvbunnyxxoo@hotmail.com back...hey,are you a lesbo too? i hope that we can be lesbos together. unless you are black, hispanic, asian or jewish in anyway.sincerely, -megan -------he... Posted by megan fraser. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:34:00 PST |
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yet another response... |
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| from xxooluvbunnyxxoo@hotmail.c om....UR a LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i bet u have no friends and no1 likes u. ur a lebso.BYE!!!!!!!!!----it's like she's known me all my life.sigh.... Posted by megan fraser. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST |
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xxooluvbunnyxxoo@hotmail.com's response... |
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| so, i emailed the girl who sent me that racism email below.my email to her.... (i apoligize for my use of slurs)hi.my name is megan. i apparently suck. but i'm probably not the same megan who you thin... Posted by megan fraser. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST |
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who loves racism?! |
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| this is a mass email i just recieved from a stranger.now, why are strangers sending me email?my hotmail account is megansucks@hotmail.com, so at least once a week i get emails like "omg.my sis is name... Posted by megan fraser. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:34:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Loose Moose Theatre Company, Josh Saltzman, LATE NIGHT GIGGIN, Andy, THE POLECATS, paul, erin, Andrew, Shawn Kelly, Deborah, Dori, Caitlin, Craig, Renée, mark., The Sketchersons, nOrm sOusa, Jason, Bob Banks, Terrance, levi, Rob, Micetro Toronto, Sara Hennessey, Meegs, Proposterous, Linda Ellis, Gracing the Stage, Matthew da Idiot, Steve, Kevin, Garry., Helder, Michelle, Katie, C.A.L.M. Cannabis As Living Medicine, Andrew, Jill, Comedian Gilson Lubin, Nicolau, shannon, my sincere apologies., The Barrie Caldwell Comedy Site, Lloyd Ravn, 7 Minutes In Heaven, Rowebot, Rebecca
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