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We need a bassist! Email us if you wanna try out. |
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| Location: | TOLEDO, OHIO |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Aug 3, 2008 (158 days back) |
About Me |
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| The PB Army was formed in 2001 by ex-Chicken Dog members Micah Shimborske (guitar) and Keith Bergman (drums). After numerous auditions ranging from the awkward to the really awkward, Bergman took over the lead vocal position, providing new life for tired old Don Henley and Phil Collins jokes for years to come.
With bassist Mahlon Orrin, the band cut two albums, 2003's Inebriates, Equivocators and Mockers of the Devil Himself and 2005's Spine For the Snapback. Several years of health problems, lineup uncertainty, and booking difficulties followed, although the band has maintained a live presence and has toured as recently as late summer of 2007. As of now, Bergman and Shimborske are the core of the band, and are far too allergic to awkward auditions to hire anyone else. For their long-delayed third album, First We Sleep Forever... Then We Eat the World, numerous friends will be contributing bass tracks and whatever else feels good at the time. At this writing, the album is on hold while the band's preferred studio relocates and remodels - the goal is to have the record out by the end of spring. The PB Army has shared the stage with some really nice people, including Clutch, Monster Magnet, The Liars, High on Fire, Jucifer, Spirit Caravan, Place of Skulls, Heroine Sheiks, Dixie Witch, Amplified Heat, Honky, Solace, Novadriver, Tricky Woo, Alabama Thunderpussy, Sixty Watt Shaman, Five Horse Johnson, Broadzilla, and probably more that we can't remember. We've done some really horrible tours and some really fun ones, we've been on a few compilations (some of which we actually got copies of), we've sold lots of shirts and most of the CDs we've printed, and overall we've had a good enough time that we keep at it long after anyone with half a brain would have gone home. We're not out to make it big, change the face of rock and roll, land a killer gear endorsement, be the most brutal/heavy/quintessentially stoner band you've ever heard, or dazzle you with the finesse of our technical chops. We won't play your battle of the bands or sell tickets to open for someone at your club, but it's nothing personal, we're just too old for that sort of hoopla. We have a really good time playing our particular nerdy stoner-pop whatever. We like what we do, and we're always happy if you like it too. We're even happier if we can sleep on your floor, or at least get directions to the nearest thrift store and/or greasy spoon. The PB Army is gonna be out and about in 2008, touring for the new record. Come say hi, harass whoever's playing bass, and bring us sandwiches and beer. Thanks. P.S. We don't do "pay-to-play" shows and we don't play battles of the bands. It's nothing personal. |
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My Interests |
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Music:Member Since: 9/23/2004Band Website: thepbarmy.com Band Members: Keith Bergman - vocals and drums Micah Shimborske - guitar and vocals Influences: sandwiches, thrift stores, inappropriate touching, sleeping on floors, cheap cold beer, meat-and-threes, dollar bins, action figures, friends, bad decisions and hilarious coincidences. Sounds Like: chubby nerds acting like they're natural born rock stars despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary Record Label: Sin Klub Entertainment Type of Label: Indie |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Rock) |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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fuck Bowling Green, Ohio |
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| Parking tickets, license fees, zero tolerance cops, no trash pickup, nowhere to put anything. A city built on the ruins of a condemned carnival, designed to fleece transient rubes and anyone sta... Posted by The PB Army on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:53:00 PST |
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When life hands you hemorrhoids, make hemorrade |
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| Okay, after still MORE crazy personal-life stuff I don't wanna get into here in this space, Micah and I are dusting ourselves off for about the 739th time and trying to get this damn record made.
Our ... Posted by The PB Army on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:46:00 PST |
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Shhh... we're not hunting bassists... huhuhuhuhuhuh..... |
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| OK, here's the scoop as it stands so far.
We have a special guest coming in to record the new album with us. We aren't gonna say who yet, but he's super famous. Well, infamous, anyway.&nbs... Posted by The PB Army on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:34:00 PST |
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The PB Army apparently needs a bassist after all. |
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| Micah and I apologize to our friends who keep getting weird and contradictory reports from us about the status of our lineup. As of now, officially, no tap-backs, we are without a bassist.
If yo... Posted by The PB Army on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:08:00 PST |
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The PB Army Lives To Drink Another Day |
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| Don't tell anyone, but we've been rehearsing in a secret location for the last few weeks. There are three brand new songs being finished up, with imaginative working titles "Comma Eight Comma On... Posted by The PB Army on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:13:00 PST |
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PB Army Update |
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| Just to give you all an update on the complete lack of news in our camp...
Keith is okay. Most of the problems in Arizona were caused by incompetent idiots who didn't look at his previous record... Posted by The PB Army on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:03:00 PST |
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PB Army Tour Cancelled, Keith Home With Heart Problems |
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| Hey folks, it is with sadness that I inform you that all remaining dates on the PB Army's tour schedule have been cancelled. I just spent four days in the cardiac ICU in Mesa, Arizona, and flew ... Posted by The PB Army on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST |
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more changes |
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| We're now playing Wednesday, Sept. 20 at the Barbary in Philadelphia.
Also, Friday in Pittsburgh is officially not on. So if you can think of anywhere between Baltimore and Cleveland you'd like ... Posted by The PB Army on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:11:00 PST |
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miscellaneous tour shenanigans |
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| We just confirmed a Huntsville, Alabama show for Tuesday, Sept. 12. Unfortunately, our show in Virginia got cancelled on 9-20, but we may have a Philadelphia date confirmed for that night,... Posted by The PB Army on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:15:00 PST |
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Bowling Green show is back on |
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| Turns out we're not banned in B.G. after all. We got everything straightened out with Howard's, which makes us very happy, since it remains our favorite place in the area to play. We'll be... Posted by The PB Army on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:24:00 PST |
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