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 Merkinstache™'s Profile |
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My moustache brings all the girls to the yard |
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| Age: | 88 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Hollywood, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 6" |
| Zodiac: |  Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 30, 2008 (67 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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In a nutshell... I don't listen to people who don't like me. Asami is my psuedo Myspace alterego, I occasionally use to distinguish those who actually reads my rants. I have an imaginary friend named Mr.Frankenbones. And he's fuckin' awesome. Although I have been accused of it, I am not the DEVIL. But I almost became a mortician. I have serious OCD and ADD and am completely ok with it. If you can't handle my personality, that is YOUR issue. I am not in search of myself. But I don't mind if you are. I have selective hearing. I am a loyal friend. I have a Chihuahua named Chupacabra. And she is the stereotypical small dog. And we question whether she's inbred. I talk ALOT. I've always appreciated the beauty in women... I like people who are nice to me. If rubbed the wrong way, I can be a dick. I am a hopeless romantic and LOVE to be LOVED. And given lots of attention. But I also love my space alot and can give a person alot of it, if needed. I am incapable of whistling and this upsets me greatly. If I were to write anymore, I'd be in danger of being called vain. And fuck you, if you do. And finally...clearly I had too much time on my hands. |
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My Interests |
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Wormwood Animated Comic - Animation by Stever and Frank. Music by Stever. For more of their talent: myspace.com/stevermusicrocks myspace.com/frankgryner Dario Argento's "La Terza Madre" Preview This is one of my favorite photos by Chad Michael Ward. I love the Mooninites. And Mitch Hedberg. And Robots. And Zombies are cool too. I want a wire saw and the opportunity to use it I love to be hugged and cuddled. And kissed repeatedly. And told that I am fabulous. Especially by gay men. I dig dinosaurs. Pomegranates and fresh figs are sexy. I love the smell of cucumber slices and fresh cut grass. I've always wanted a shot gun but will settle for a sniper rifle. I love the term mud butt. I'm a sucker for Eggs Benedict. Tom. |
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I'd like to meet:He's a han'some bugga, inn't he? But above all else...this man. Danny Trejo. And this Saturday, I will. Sweet. |
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Music:Mike Patton (because I love the Lovage)Portishead Gugh, a list wouldn't even begin to scratch the surface. I can appreciate ALL kinds of music |
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Movies:Foreign Films in general...Takashi Miike, Dario Argento Tom Tykwer Chan-wook Park Jean-Pierre Jeunet and etc... Most Horror flicks, Cult Classics, Indies, etc... Terry Gilliam Coen Bros. etc... I'm open minded. I don't always need to have a cathartic experience to enjoy a film. I can watch a movie just for amusement. Although, I do gravitate towards the dark and deviant. |
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Television:ALL Adult Swim but especially "Tim & Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job!" |
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Books:Most non fictional books about serial killers and evil/dangerous women. Recently finished reading "Perfume" and "World War Z" (both AWESOME).Everytime a new issue of "Wormwood, the Gentleman Corpse" comes into the home, I get a little gitty. Steve Niles is amazing! I love the Hack/Slash series, as well. |
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Heroes:People who don't apologize for who they are. People who love, like they've never been hurt. People who are loyal. People who can be honest (instead of being a coward). People who can handle honesty. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | San Francisco |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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David Arquette's "The Tripper" |
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| I just had the pleasure of seeing "The Tripper" at Screamfest, this past week. The film is directed by David Arquette and Exec. Producer is Steve Niles!!!! What can I say about this movie... Posted by Trejulie Stamos on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST |
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You fucked me again IKEA! |
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| This weekend, I went to Ikea to purchase, a much needed coffee table. And of course, in true Ikea form, they fucked me. As I began to assemble (with only Swedish directions & lame-o pictures to gu... Posted by Trejulie Stamos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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It is NOT okay to throw hot, boiled cabbage at grandpa! |
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| ... Posted by Trejulie Stamos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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I gummed her |
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| So, I'm driving to work this morning and some crazy broad tried to cut me off. She could have succeeded had she kicked up her speed a bit. But instead of recognizing that her inabilit... Posted by Trejulie Stamos on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 05:06:00 PST |
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meeting new people is fun |
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| So it wasn't the smartest thing to post my IM on myspace. A fella decides to IM me and I opted to engage. Hell, why not?! I'm in a space where I am open to meeting new people and exposed to new things... Posted by Trejulie Stamos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Nick Principe, Shawn, rich, kev, Sarah Wilkinson, Steve Niles, Martin Schenk, That Templesmith Guy, Fright Club L.A., The It's Alive Show, ASIA ARGENTO, volatile combo--free downloads, c e l i a², Brie, STEVER, Yami, Tim, Eric, Bubba Ho-Tep, Tom, blackcherry, Your Stuff Sucks, Colleen, scumbag, After Dark Films, ~gothique, Amina Munster, Grim Dollz: Gifts and Apparel, Billy Zane in THE MAD, Wendy, GIRLS AND CORPSES MAGAZINE, FilmEdge, LUCIO FULCI IS GOD, The Recovered movie, Zombie Pinups, Daria Nicolodi - Official MySpace, R.E. Brown: the Sniveling Goat, The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, les Furieux, Shape of Fear, PLAYGIRL!, Dread Central, xirja, Khylvyh Art, Bei Bei, The Gene Generation, ♥Jess...ica♥
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