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It's so hard to find weirdness this good. |
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| Age: | 25 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Sentinel, Colorado |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 9" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) |
| Last Login: | Oct 25, 2008 (427 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| So, I'm walking into the hospital this one day, inside my moms body, and nine hours later I'm brought into the world by this man who looks like Captain Kangaroo. What the hell. Anyhow, I have figured out just how weird I am and that I just might have the potential to be brilliant some day. Meanwhile I find myself infecting people with unconventional means of partying, working, thinking, and learning. That's right I am that dirty movie that you just can't get out of your mind. Delicious.Come along with me and we will make friends and enemies along the way, but at lease we will have given all the shit some fighting chance. You scored as VIII - Strength. Strength is not just physical strength, it also means emotional and spiritual strength. It is the Strength to do what you know is right in the face of opposition. Strength to defy convention and authority. Stength does not have to be used directly. It can be inner strength that supports one in the face of attacks on what they hold dear. The person of Strength remains true to their beliefs. In a Tarot reading, this card can indicate overcoming of obstacles and refusal to be beaten down. If badly aspected this card can indicate loss of faith, failure of Will. VIII - Strength 88% XIII: Death 81% XI: Justice 75% II - The High Priestess 69% IV - The Emperor 69% XVI: The Tower 56% XIX: The Sun 56% VI: The Lovers 50% III - The Empress 50% I - Magician 44% 0 - The Fool 44% XV: The Devil 38% X - Wheel of Fortune 25% Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You? created with QuizFarm.com |
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My Interests |
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| The physics of infinity, Joy Luck Club-Kids, Festivals, Pornography and Photography.Making up my own jokes. Here's a bunch.Either I'm the Devil or all women at the bar are ordained because when I go to talk to them they baptize me with their drinks and tell me "Go To Hell."What Do You Call A Blog Written By Me?An Aar-VentWhere do cavemen go to meet women?ClubbingWhat do you call a mexican gummi bear?A Jelly Beaner.How do you know if your sister is gonna be a lesbian?She forces you to play games of follow the bleeder.How did God create man?Through a "STROKE" of genius.How do dogs keep their breath fresh?They use DoberMints.Where do office supplies get their hair cut?At Paper Clips.Why are there so many bakers in france?Because they're French bred.Why are whales drug dealers favorite mammal?Because they have such big blow holes.How does a man know what words to use to get a woman to sleep with him?He uses his Dicktionary.Why was the woman so happy to see the UPS man?Cuz she saw the size of his package.Why does santa have to wear mittens, even in the summer time?Because he might scratch you with his Claus.What has more carbs, calories and saturated fat than a bag of chips?A couch potato.Where does sammy hagar write most of his songs?In his Rocking Chair, OWWWWW.What destination do lactose intolerant aliens avoid?The Milky Way.What does an internet geek ride to surf the web?A keyboard.What is a sado-masochists favorite holiday?Spanksgiving.What do you call a fascist English Teacher?A Commanist.What's in a highway patrol officers china cabinet?License Plates.How does Barbie swim faster than all the other toys?She uses her doll fins.What kind of Mexican is good at basketball?A jumping beaner.What kind of messages does a chronic masturbator leave?Sticky Notes.Why do Columbian's have so many choking fits?Cuz they drink to much coughy.What does a glass blower bake to make bread?Windough.What happens to a car that stops at a train track?It brakes.What does an Eskimo use to paste two ice blocks together?Iglue. HAHAHAHAHA.How do you stop an ape from playing with himself?You get him a Gorillafriend.Recent news has stated that there is a citrus fruit famine occurring in the United States. The president has responded by launching the Lemon Aid Project.What kind of fruit used to have to rest in a separate bowl?Black Berries.What fruit has a voice like Janis Joplin?Rasp Berries.How much does a pile of bones weigh?A skeleTON.Who is the fastest blackberry user in the west?Tex Message. | |
I'd like to meet:All those people I met and forgot and all those people I hardly even know. I'm gonna make a story for all of us.See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or DieYou scored as absinthe. you are artistic and creative, but a little unstable. you are magical and can have dillusions, and are a little mysterious. absinthe 75% midori 71% vodka 58% daiquaries 50% wine 46% beer 42% rum 42% champagne 38% bourbon 33% whiskey 29% what alcoholic drink are you (pictures) created with QuizFarm.com |
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Music:Interpol, Joy Division, New Order, Ulrich Schnauss, The Cure, Visage, Schneider TM, Tristeza, SIANspheric, Yume Bitsu, G.D. Luxxe, The Smiths, The Czars, The Faint, The Rapture, Billy Idol, The Clash, Echo And The Bunnymen, The Go Find, The Wedding Present, Figurine, Megadeth, Deltron, Pharcyde, Muse, Deftones, Severed Heads, The Church, Roxy Music, Brian Eno, Lush, Mazzy Star, Depeche Mode, Nasty Boy Clique, Freak Nasty, Ulrich Schnauss, Animotion, Gary Numan, Compact Draculas, Quasi, Franz Ferdinand, Head Automatica, Primal Scream, Action Action, Alexander Rishaug, Death in Vegas, Daft Punk, Trendroid, Delinquent Habits, 2 Live Crew, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Underworld, My Robot Friend, Zombie Nation, Skywave, Covenant, Bright Channel, Royksopp, Slowdive, Spiritualized, Mono, THe Pony's, Flunk, Coldplay, Faultline, Broken Social Scene, Fischerspooner, Longwave, M83, Mercury Rev, Heaven 17, When In Rome, Gleeming Spires, Talk Talk, Naked Eyes, Peter Schilling, Til Tuesday, Joe Jackson, Howard Jones, Falco, J. Geils Band, Young M.C., Hammock, Hydroplane, Girlboy Girl, Woven, Memory Boy, Miss Kittin, Missing Pilots, The Meeting Places, Proem, Skanfrom, Black Strobe, April March, zZz, Bloc Party, The Stills, The Pleased, Jane's Addiction |
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Movies:Movies Movies Everywhere. Willow, Be Kind Rewind, Requiem For A Dream, BIG, Friday, Great Expectations,The story of us, The Life Of David Gail, Punch Drunk Love, Romeo and Juliette, Harvard Man, Edward Scissor Hands, True Romance, Revenge of the Nerds, Great Expectations, Cruel Intentions, Election, The War, Adaptation, Vanilla Sky, Royal Tenenbaums, Real Genius, Karate Kid I, II, III, Predator I, II, Goonies, Say Anything, The Cure, Losing Isaiah, The Never Ending Story I, II, One Fine Summer, Weird Science, Copland, Mystic River, The Ring (Mainly Naomi Watts), Gleeming the Cube, The Cooler, The Client, The Good Son, Murder in the First, Untamed Heart, Amelie, Invisible World, Dancer in the Dark, 8 days a week, Kick Boxer, Firestorm (ha, howie long), The Last Samurai, Pyromaniac's Love Story, Rocky I, II, III,and IV, Wizard, Little Monsters, Drop Dead Fred, Gremlins I, II, Childs Play I, II, III, GO!!!! Billy Madison, Beverly Hills Ninja, Bean, Big Trouble In Little China, American History X, Boyz N The Hood, Not Without My Daughter, Thank God It's Friday, Cat's Eye, Bacehlor Party, Secret Admirer, Hot Pursuit, Stand By Me, The People Vs. Larry Flynt, The Explorers, Magnolia, The Princes Bride, Help, Hard Days Night, The Red Balloon, Wicked City, Project X, Benny & Joon, The Wild Life, The Crow, Princess Mononoke, Identity, Bright Lights Big City, Teen Wolf, Gothika, Care Bears, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Leaving Las Vegas, 16 candles, Flirting With Disaster, The Badge, Frankie & Hazel, Pups, Lawn Dogs (The True Mischa Barton), A Bronx Tale, 12 Monkeys, Space Camp, Batteries Not Included, D.A.R.Y.L, The Boy Who Could Fly, The Wanderers, The Warriors, Ghost, Coccoon, Gladiator, Lucas, License To Drive, St. Elmos Fire, Wonderland, Boogie Nights, Psycho, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Weekend At Bernies, Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, Fists of Fury, Enter the Dragon, Barry Gordy's Last Dragon, Krush Groove, Dead Presidents, The Inkwell, Swordfish, Pulp Fiction, Kingpin, Roxanne, Chances Are, Always, Heaven Help Us, Rules Of Attraction, 300, Apocalypto |
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Television:How It's Made, NinjaWARRIOR CHALLENGE (MENS AND WOMENS), Rad Girls, Pants-Off, Dance-Off, CSI: NY, LV, MIAMI, Jeopardy, Pimp My Ride, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Smurfs, Silver Surfer, Perfect Strangers, Dinosaurs, London Live |
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Books:Coma, Catcher in the Rye, BRAVE NEW WORLD, The Loved One, A Dirty Job, No Exit, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Joy of Sex, A Wrinkle In Time, Immortal Poems of the English Language,The Dictionary and "___________ for DUMMIES" |
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Heroes:BRUCE LEE, VANEVAR BUSH, EDGAR ALLAN POE, TODD MC FARLANE, MASTER SHAKE, JAMES CAMPBELL, Anthony Michael Hall, Ned Beatty, Jean Paul Satre, Ray Liotta. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Littleton, CO |
| Religion: | Other |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Lemon Aide |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Truth In Advertising |
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| Seriously, how fuckin' long has it been since I've posted one of these? Damn.
Well there are several very normal things that have gone down recently in my life and I'm going to fill you in on everyth... Posted by Kick Me Where It Counts on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:34:00 PST |
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Paint with all the colours of the wind. |
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| In the honour of the greats whom have graced the screens of saturday night television (i.e. Dennis Miller, Norm Mac Donald, and Kevin Nealon) I am here to give you a Weekly Update.
I've been thinking... Posted by Kick Me Where It Counts on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:02:00 PST |
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Wave your hands hello. |
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| I’ve been 25 years for mere days now and I feel no change and somewhat disenchanted at this juncture on a shallow level. As I watch "The Drug Years" on VH1 right now I am reminded of a year ago.... Posted by Kick Me Where It Counts on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:14:00 PST |
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Spirit among the fractures |
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| Hell-fucking-oh.I’m floating adrift this fine afternoon in the stoic stomping grounds in Boulder. Particularly I am in the UMC whereupon I have found out that the bookstore will not be open this... Posted by Kick Me Where It Counts on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:00:00 PST |
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Man - Parents Just Don’t Understand |
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| So, I've got some confessions to make so this may or may not be a long blog. I'm not certain yet, especially since I'm just going with the flow.
I've been awake for about an hour now and I have to sa... Posted by Kick Me Where It Counts on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 08:35:00 PST |
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Gorillas in the missed |
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| Is this all just a game? Seriously what the hell is going on? My epithet would be "Aaron the disillusioned." I am working on my life and it feels like I've faded into the black like in so many movies.... Posted by Kick Me Where It Counts on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:13:00 PST |
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Without hands or feet |
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| Well as the title of this blog might suggest I am feeling a lack of appendages right now, because I just can't stand it anymore. I looked at my frigging E-Mail outbox tonight and found some 320 sent i... Posted by Kick Me Where It Counts on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:22:00 PST |
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Who Frazzlin? |
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| There is a song on Daft Punk's album 'Discovery' that is ever so accurately named "Too Long." Well for the sake of this blog I thought it would be ever-so-appropriate to reference that song since... Posted by Kick Me Where It Counts on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:11:00 PST |
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Total Fucking Bullshit |
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| What the fucking shit? I get on the fuckin MySpace webpage after I get home from work and what the fuck do I find this goddamned link http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual
&v... Posted by Kick Me Where It Counts on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:18:00 PST |
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WOW, my supervisor is hip to some pretty weird, well, shit. |
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| I'm at work today blending in as best as I can to make it look like I am doing work after my brain has knowingly and verbosely been declared fried. I'm drawing as I do in the last hour or so before my... Posted by Kick Me Where It Counts on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:25:00 PST |
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♥O.n.i ♥, Brandon Glasgow, Sweetness, Spooky, theleahkitten, Ken~Ken, Saint Christopher, Jason, Kendra, and Olivia, Hammock, Interpol, MONO, M83, ulrich schnauss, experimental aircraft, Explosions In The Sky, Moving Units, Young Galaxy, dreamend (NEW ALBUM IN STORES TODAY!!!), Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Sigur Ros, UNKLE, MUSE, jesu, Valgeir Sigurðsson, The Album Leaf, mellowdrone, FRAUSDOTS, The Black Angels, halou - New Album on itunes NOW, BOARDS OF CANADA, Visitor, DANIELLE, The Face of Human Error, Karen, Deadwingsuck™, Alicia M., Matthew, Soya, victoria jane, twice bitten, Discrete Encounter, Desirée, resonance revolver, Adonis.™, Jules, Heart Breaker
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