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 -REVRALF23- >^_^<'s Profile |
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Can I stop being a pirate if it means I have to like Enya? |
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| Age: | 30 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | AUSTIN, TEXAS |
| Country: |  United States |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | Sep 26, 2007 (815 days back) |
About Me |
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We're all professionals here, I'm not here to tell you what to think. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. I am not a priest, and if I was I would lie to you about it. I own more underground comics than you've ever heard of. I do electronic music under the moniker Destroyed For Comfort . I find myself desiring to be barefoot as often as possible these days. I was born exactly 100 years (to the hour) that the last of the Molly McGuires was hanged, and exactly the same time period Philip K. Dick's 'A Scanner Darkly' and Robert Anton Wilson's 'Cosmic Trigger' was first published. Je suis une Marxiste, pendant Groucho. I empathize a lot more with homeless people and wait staff than most people seem to. When given the slightest chance, I will switch the topic of conversation to Cyndi Lauper. I'm a karaoke addict and a thrift-store junkie. Michael Moore stole an idea from me once. I love the way that fire looks and breaking glass sounds more than any law abiding citizen should. I'm not sure if I'm a good person that does bad things, or some sort of cabbagey vegetable. If you postpone my execution for a year, I will teach your horse to fly. I am both dyslexic and agnostic but you can keep your fucking comments about the existence of dog to yourself. If I seem unavailable, it's probably because I'm desperately pursuing something stupid and or dangerous. People frequently (and tragically) mistake my lack of convention for a lack of direction. People also (for good or for bad) tend to give me way too much credit for a lot of things that weren't my choice to begin with. I've never figured out how to reply to sexual offers from places farther than I'm willing to drive. If you're friends with P, well then you're friends with me. Imagine what we could do if we were spayed or neutered. Noone's gay for Moleman. I'm obsessed with the number 23 and video game systems/computers from the 1980s. I dust a bit. In addition, I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip. I thought I wanted to be one of those pale, spider-like reclusive political misfits like Hakim Bey or Genesis P.Orridge but then I realized it's more effective (and more fun) to be involved directly in the outside world. So maybe I'm out handling all kinds of subversive personal agendas executed under dozens of aliases aimed at the expansion of the consciousness of mankind. Or maybe I just sit around all day drinking beer and watching cartoons. You may never really know. Don't delude yourself into thinking you've just learned anything about me yet... every statement on this page, including this one, is completely false. This is not a joke. Safety is not guaranteed. |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:I tend to meet the people I want (or need) to meet, sooner or later. I would much rather have a better idea of who I am. |
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Music: |
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Movies:Anything without a fascist subtext... (which basically rules out 90% of all movies) |
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Television:I tried out for a reality TV show once. The drirector said I was neither bad nor good enough 'to make interesting television'. I feel the same way about most people involved in that media. |
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Books: |
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Heroes:You are my hero. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Occupation: | the opposite of a Fundamentalist Preacher |
My Blog |
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Love is... a beartrap. |
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| THIS IS ABOUT NOBODY. IT'S A WORK OF FICTION.
"Really though... I'm not a bear trap. Seriously. I told you nothing but the truth as I saw it, and I'm sorry it hurt you. But that's not my fault."- call... Posted by -REVRALF23- >^_^< on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:24:00 PST |
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Heirophant (an exercise in perspective) |
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| I almost called this blog "Going For Broke"...
In what I refer to as "ruler art", there is a term called "forced perspective"... I've been feeling the philosophical equivalent of that lately.
Perspe... Posted by -REVRALF23- >^_^< on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:52:00 PST |
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Plate Glass Window |
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| When I was young,all I wanted to do
was drive a motorcyclethrough a plate glass window.
Lucky for me, I grew upin the early 1980s,
And everyone-Don JohnsonThe FonzErik "Ponch" Estradaeven Miss Piggywa... Posted by -REVRALF23- >^_^< on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:37:00 PST |
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Why people don't talk to me at my apartment complex... |
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| 2:25 AM
I'm wiping puke (not mine) off the passenger's side of Rebecca's car. The passenger did regale me a story about how his ironic Vanilla Ice cover band got to open for GG Allin in '92 at Em... Posted by -REVRALF23- >^_^< on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:37:00 PST |
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Ralph the male cat lady (a strange loop) |
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| You get to a certain age, and you start to wonder about things. You wonder how well you know other people, you wonder how well you know yourself. You wonder how to deal with a phone conversation with ... Posted by -REVRALF23- >^_^< on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:49:00 PST |
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Keep one eye open, boy. |
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| There was two of me in downtown Austin tonight, and I can't really vouch for either of them. Apoplogies to anyone that ran into either of me last night.
No seriously.
Before you think this is some sor... Posted by -REVRALF23- >^_^< on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:52:00 PST |
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A reverend that doesn't believe in God. |
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| Believe it or not, there are people out there that doubt my moral authority.
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I'm still finding people that insist on playing pissing games with me on the subject. Like the Episcopalian P... Posted by -REVRALF23- >^_^< on Sat, 05 May 2007 02:33:00 PST |
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TORNADOS AND TEQUILA |
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| I try to write down all my dreams, when I can.
Last night I was back in college, but I was skipping class. I was in the library, and I had found a red book with gold leaf that was vitally important to... Posted by -REVRALF23- >^_^< on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:17:00 PST |
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Contacting BARBELITH... |
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| via SATELLITE link-up. Or some other sort of cyber-punk mystical means. Or maybe just by email.
No seriously. I'm contacting BARBELITH.
One,two, twenty-three.... Posted by -REVRALF23- >^_^< on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:23:00 PST |
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A POEM FOR YOU UNWASHED MASSES... |
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| THE LAST TRULY HEAVY METAL BAR IN AUSTIN
So I finally got around to wearing my vintage "Suicidal Tendencies" baseball cap
Digging through my pile of clothesnot dirty enough to actually washI had appar... Posted by -REVRALF23- >^_^< on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:54:00 PST |
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