Patty's Profile |
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Rowena? ROWEEEEEENA! |
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| Age: | 102 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | B'mouth/Berlin, |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
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| Last Login: | Oct 20, 2007 (400 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I'm the bubbly, caffeine-addicted love child of Pauly Shore, Bill & Ted and Friends' Phoebe, a weird hopeless opinionated idealist on the verge of insanity. I am practically wearing a straightjacket, but I am getting help. I tend to confuse people... and sometimes I don't mean to. Got my head in the clouds, and refuse to give up on my dreams. I have forgotten to grow up and I enjoy it. Love thinking bout what makes people tick... hence my degree. Much of the hippie persuasion, even though I use the word 'cunt' a lot. |
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My Interests |
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| Media, Social Psychology, Spirituality, Christianity (note: NOT Christendom), USA, writing, reading, blogging, drawing, photography, postmodernism, linguistics, chatting with good friends for hour over a Guinness/Sherry/Cider, WWDN, hiking, old dusky antique bookshops, attics, daydreaming, birds, especially those who will sit on my finger, saying things which will get misinterpreted immediately, observing people and the weirdness of life, cows, chicken, impersonations (I am very bad at it), doing weird things and freaking people out for my amusement, laughing if I can help it, getting picked on by stand-up comedians, visiting the beautiful spots on this planet, getting lost in awesome music, perfumes and what they do with my mind, and, of course, my niece Jessie... in a nutshell, being happy | |
I'd like to meet:people that are cool, genuine, that have no need for ego trips, that have a story to tell...that are not afraid to be or share themselves.No boy cunts please. Unless they amuse me. Like midgets riding wiener dogs. |
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Music:U2, Travis, Matchbox20, REM, Radiohead, Chili Peppers, Muse, Coldplay, Andi Joseph, Alanis Morrissette, Oasis, Depeche Mode, 3 doors down, No Doubt, Placebo, Silverchair, The Ataris, Keane, Staind, Apocalyptica, Electric Six, Men At Work, 80s music, Save Ferris, Dean Martin, lotsa soundtracks (eg Trainspotting, 10 things I hate about you, 28 days later, The Neverending Story, The Cider House Rules, Gattaca, The Piano, The Faculty, Swing Kids etc), Swing... |
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Movies:The Cider House Rules, The Neverending Story I+II, Sliding Doors, Bridget Jones' Diary, The Name of the Rose, The Stand, Erin Brockovich, Trainspotting, American History X, Stand by Me, anything with Kenneth Branagh in it, Tim Burton movies, Mr Stitch, Falling Down, Harry Potter movies, Goodbye Lenin, Sonnenallee, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, 28 days later, |
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Television:Family Guy, American Dad, The Mighty Boosh, Futurama, Simpsons, SouthPark, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, Malcolm in the middle, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, The Office, Black Books, Red Dwarf, Bottom, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Outer Limits, Cow and Chicken, Twilight Zone, Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
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Books:John Irving The Cider House Rules / Douglas Coupland Generation X Life After God Miss Wyoming Hey Nostradamus! Eleanor Rigby / C.S. Lewis / Stephen King's The Stand IT Pet Sematary / Richard Bach's Illusions Jonathan Livingston Seagull / Alex Garland's The Beach / The Neverending Story / Chuck Palahniuk's Haunted / Augusten Burroughs / Schätzing's The Swarm / The Noonday Demon / The Poisonwood Bible / Patrick Suskind's Perfume / Dracula / Frankenstein / Ken Follett's Pillars of the Earth / Clive Barker's Short Stories / Lovecraft's storiesJust read: The Raw Shark Texts - Steven Hall Hell, that was trippy! Very hard to describe, "the bastard love child of The Matrix, Jaws" and Alice in Wonderland for linguists and philosophers. But if you like mindfuck stuff like conceptual memory-and-self-eating sharks and a ginger cat called Ian with a permanent fuck-you ..as well as an amazing cover design), you wanna read it. Trust me. You want to! |
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Heroes:Jesus, Ghandi, Martin Luther King, my dad, Andi Joseph, Bono, St John of the Cross, Francis of Assisi, Wil Wheaton, a few friends of mine... anyone who inspires me and who brings out the best in people. Lester and Ricky from American Beauty.And: Pauly Shore. I want to have his babies. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Berlin!!! Dallas!!!Bournemouth!!! |
| Religion: | Christian - other |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
My Blog |
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Guilty Pleasures |
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| Gotta love them. Posted by Patty on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:39:00 PST |
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Tales from Customer Service |
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| To be found here. Posted by Patty on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:37:00 PST |
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The little things... |
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| On my way home today, I saw it. Written in sun-yellow chalk, bright like the morning and forward like a cheeky child, on the pavement next to an ivy-covered tree. The word that strikes a chord with al... Posted by Patty on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:32:00 PST |
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Ow. |
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| In pain. Dizzy. Ill. Four hours left of work.I shall perish.But we won the pub quiz! At Dylan's! An achievement. I'm not sure if that had anything to do with my advanced wisdom and knowledge, because ... Posted by Patty on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:22:00 PST |
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Just for the records |
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| people that dont punctuate make me angry Posted by Patty on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:45:00 PST |
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Toxins |
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| There are only three people I really hate. Theoretically I could hate a lot more, but I can really only hate people I am/was personally involved with one way or the other. Then, also, hate is the wro... Posted by Patty on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:18:00 PST |
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Synaptical wreckage |
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| Drinkedy drink. With Stel and the Twins and Young Michael. With the boss. With the uber-boss. Birthdays are good excuses. Resolutions are hard. Making twenty bottles disappear is harder than you think... Posted by Patty on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:13:00 PST |
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Boo |
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| I'm not a happy bunny today. I need cheering up. I'm just sick of struggling, and sick of things seeming jinxed, and going wrong, leaving me to wonder what the fuck is next. I'm tired and exhausted an... Posted by Patty on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:31:00 PST |
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Back from the dead |
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| Ever so slightly. The Fuehrer was indisposed, his remaining bollock was painfully inflamed. So I just drank loads with dad and ran up and down mountains and purchased gallons of cheap Czech rum.
But c... Posted by Patty on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 03:30:00 PST |
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Mr Yaseen makes bad things go away. |
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Honestly, where do you find those people, Mark??
Hm... I wonder... can he make mother go away? She'd go under Evil Spirits.
Plus, is anyone else worried that he says "Your entire problem will ... Posted by Patty on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:33:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Jamie, Geoff, Campuchea, Heaven, Brandon, Cory (Thinks Your Pretty Radical), Caitlin :p, chris, Emola Gay, Ben, Alan Emmins, Damien - a.k.a. - Mr Purple, ethel, Donald Twain, CuRioSiTy, Iain Rowley, Ben O'Fishal
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