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| Last Login: | May 24, 2009 (227 days back) |
About Me |
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| THAT’S HOW I ROLL-----------------------------
I’m sick, I’m stupid. I don’t give a fuck. I’ll hit a baby with an ice cream truck. You talk about friends, shit I don’t need ‘em. I play ball with retards cuz I know I can beat ‘em. It’s not that I’m angry or pissed at the world. It’s just so much fun when a snowball is hurled. Especially with some frozen dog shit inside it. C’mon mutha fuckas, I know you tried it. Yeah. --------(Maybe not some dog shit but like a rock or something fuckin, mmmm!)------------
I put door knobs on walls at my blind friend’s place. I never get over that look on his face. Twistin, shakin, and knockin on the walls. I sneak up behind him, kick him right in the balls. I like to get drunk and call up them whores. Give’em $200 to watch me poop in my drawers. It’s worth the money cuz I gave her a check. And it bounces like a thug at a background check. -----------T.H.I. R. ---Like Lohan snortin on some coke, T.H.I. R. ---Like Britney showing off her cooch, T.H.I.R. ----------Rolls, biscuits, fuckin bagels and shit. I like to throw ‘em at bums, (They be fuckin’ snappin’ for it) I’ll piss on your toilet seat, (fuckin’ splash, splash, splash) So when you out to take a shit you get piss on your ass! -----T.H.I.R. ---Like Anne Nicole chewin on them pills, T.H.I.R. ---Like Hasselhoff eating on the floor, T.H.I.R. –Like Ike Turner smacking on Tina (Who needs an arm when an arm can be broken) Like Shapiro falling down the stairs, T.H.I.R.____________________________________________________
_________________________________________UGLY GIRLZ--------Chapped Lips, fat hips, with a limp in her step--
Shit makes me wanna cry when I look at that--
Damn! Ears like Spock, a wart on her nose--
Scabs on the legs ruin the panty hose--
Club feet, ground meat comin' out of her pants--
Got the stretch marks lookin' like a zebra--
Damn! Them eyebrows are long, growin' them strong--
You could put a ponytail on da bitch--
Big nose, snot flows, comin' out like a garden hose--
Did you say ho's cuz I'm all about it--
They got the low self esteem, make 'em go to the store--
Getcha packages 'o cheese and potato chips--
Hey! You got the wrong damn chips--
Salt and vinegar always gives me the shits--
BBQ or sour cream is the only way to go--
Looks like someone's going back to the store----
UGLY GIRLZ, I LIKE TO KNOCK A GIRL DOWN, BUT NOT WITH MY HAND, (ugly girlz always comin up to me, I stand real still and fake like a tree) UGLY GIRLZ, I LIKE TO KNOCK A BITCH DOWN, BUT NOT WITH MY HAND, (ugly girls always comin up to me, I stand real still and fake like a tree and split)---------Hair lip, armpit hairs hanging down--
Got the bunions stretching out the tube sock--
You eat too fast, got lumps on yer ass--
Looks like it's caught in a hail storm--
Bad news, you lose when we're taking the vote--
No cross-eyed girlz in the pageant--
Damn, I just burned you again--
No bull-legged bitch gonna be my friend----
UGLY GIRLZ, I LIKE TO KNOCK A GIRL DOWN, BUT NOT WITH MY HAND, (ugly girlz always comin up to me, I stand real still and fake like a tree) UGLY GIRLZ, I LIKE TO KNOCK A BITCH DOWN, BUT NOT WITH MY HAND, (ugly girls always comin up to me, I stand real still and fake like a tree and split) I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 ! |
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Music:Member Since: 15/12/2005Band Members: Mr. Popsicle and DJ Dipshit Influences: Your mom. Sounds Like: Smackfest '05 CLICK HERE TO WATCH VIDEO Record Label: Dicksqueezer Records Type of Label: Major |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (2-step) |
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