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SpyderDan's Profile
Iâ€™m having commitment issuesâ€¦ so letâ€™s plan not to have sex...
Age:	69 years old
Sex:	Male
Location:	East Coast, Illinois
Country:	United States
Height:	6' 4"
BodyType:	Athletic
Zodiac:	Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Last Login:	Jun 30, 2008 (540 days back)
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About Me
Visit my official website! Just Remember: I like to be the devil's advocate... regardless of my own opinions. To force you to think... and not just follow blindly in to oblivion. A mind is a terrible thing to waste, who needs drugs when there's mass media. Well I've been known to be pretty malicious. FYI... don't ever be dumb enough to tell anyone to go ahead and try to "hack you". Because legally it's not considered hacking. It's merely considered to be testing your security measures and you have given them every legal right to enter you system. It's not legal to spread a virus but once someone accesses your computer they can legally format it or remove the boot sector..etc. I didn't get dubbed the electric messiah for nothing you know. Hey! I am NOT a smart-ass! I just have cerebrally well developed posterior.* OK, So lately I've been a homebody with it being so cold. My friend Bret drags me out to do something low key. During our discussions throughout the night I kept radiating the conversations back to me. I suppose I like to talk about myself A LOT. So Bret and Chris kept saying, "So Anyways, back to me." It's kind of funny I don't realize I do it... It's just been a habit of mine for quite some time. "So Anyways... back to me." lol I guess some things never change :P Like me getting ready in 15 minutes to go out...lol How long have you guys known me? When have I ever been ready that quick? lol My Links: Visit my official Website ! Visit Fashion House . Net ! Vote for me here daily Spyder Dan's Voting Booth ! Click on the Womens Restroom sign to vote for the guys. Don't worry there won't be any lewd acts going on in the stalls. and Join my Yahoo Group ! View my favorite blog: READ THE BLOG Vote for me as an Actor in LiveMansion.com The Movie! Vote for me as a Director in LiveMansion.com The Movie! If you like to party with the party favors... do so wisely... Visit Dance Safe dot ORG ! Subliminal message: Send me your money! Donate to the Save the Spyder Fund! All proceeds go to Spyder to help keep his site and to help pay for his party expenses. Join My Fan Club! More About Me: Which Animal are you? You scored as Dog You are the Dog. You are the most loyal of your friends and you protect them at all costs. Being what you are makes you happy and your friends like that about you. Which animal totem best suits you? I suppose being called a dog in this context is good...lol NOTE I'm only adding people I actually know or people I wouldn't mind getting to know. Proof Positive... it's me. CLICK ME Check my damn links... look on second rate sites. Big Time Sensuality... LOL... for some reason I seem to have gotten the reputation as being my friends lascivious friend at the parties they have. :P Thanks Chris and Johnny...lol Your Mood Ring is Purple Sensual Clear mind Purpose is known Mood Ring Generator I guess I am the lascivious friend... lol You Are the Challenger 8 You're brave, impulsive, and gutsy - loving challenges.You act first and think later. And you're not afraid to speak up.You are confident, so much so that you can be a bit bossy at times.Whether people like it or not, you always stand up for yourself. What number are you? The Extreme Sex Test I scored 68.35% Think you're sexually experienced? Take this test to find out just how much you've done. .. SEX TEST Your results: You are Han Solo Han Solo 84% Lando Calrissian 81% Chewbacca 79% Princess Leia 74% Boba Fett 72% Luke Skywalker 72% Padme 67% Mace Windu 67% Anakin Skywalker 64% R2-D2 59% Even though you've been described as reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the type of person others love to be around. People like you because you're a scoundrel. (This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters) Click here to take the Star Wars Personality Quiz The inevitable idiosyncrasies of life will undoubtedly be intertwined within the fabric of space and time...
My Interests
I'm Â§ÃžyÃÃªrÂ®... the original... the originator... the true Spyder Dan! Unfortunately now I can't say the one and only Spyder Dan. There seems to be more every day. Why can't people come up with their own name or use their own pictures? It's like be yourself... be original. There's too many cattle in this world and not enough free thinkers. It's like if you think of a name like, "examplename"...why the hell would you want to be "examplename0121314" instead of finding something else original? Fakers... what possible gain can you get from using someone elses picture that is obviously not you? If you really want to live in a fantasy land and pretend to be someone your not... you should seek therapy and get some medication for your delusions. If you have a problem with someone pretending to be you go here. Abuse Gaming I've been a gamer for some time... I'm currently playing a few.. games. I play Halo3 on occasion. XBox Live - The SpyderX World of Kung Fu is in open Beta. World of Kung Fu EALand will be shutting down on Aug 1, 08 TSO is now EALAND. https://player.thesimsonline.ea.com/index.php SpyderX there. Playing Age of Conan... it's got some cool fatalities... and really great graphics... you need a nice gaming PC to enjoy it. Star Wars Galaxies - SpyderX on the Ahazi Server. With Star Wars Galaxies I think I like flying around in space the most. You can customize your ships from the paint job to the components. I'm not playing it much... But you might catch me on there from time to time. Project Entropia , its a game that uses real world money in game. So you can deposit and with draw money. I'm SpyderX there too. Project Entropy isn't good if you have an addiction to gambling because each time you kill things theres a chance of getting a big loot. Money within the game is represented in real world currency. Project Entropia Dollars (PED). The PED has a fractional currency called PEC (Project Entropia Cents), valued at 1/100 of the main currency: 100 pecs = 1 PED. The exchange rate is fixed at 10 PED to one US Dollar. A transaction fee is charged for converting the currency both ways. Play it on occasion. I sometimes play LOTRO, i think the server is firefoot. Spyderx there. Like that's a shocker. :P There's Pirates of the Caribbean Online - Spyder X Applications Other things I like to do are programming... everything from ASP To XML. If you webmaster or site owner get my anti-spam tool. It's called EmailSpyder . Version 3.0 is slotted for release soon it fixes some of the bugs with navigating relative links plus a few new features. Granted it verges upon being an spambot itself but its functionality is to allow site owners and webmasters to test their site from spambots. Other Stuff I like clubbin', dancing, some raves depends on who's spinnin' , Good DJ's, starring at the sun to see if I'll go blind. Which dysfunctional Barbie are you? Sorority Slut Barbie You're the Tri Sigma whore that every frat loser knows by name. You love your hot pink tube top and your blonde streaks glow in the blacklight at all the frat parties. Chances are you've been on Girls Gone Wild at least once. Click Here to Take This Quiz Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. Damn Girls gone wild got me on camera again! lol I like this car (click here) . (Click the text link above to view more info about this vehicle or click the image below to see a larger picture.) Quotes by Spyder... "Sometimes you feel like a nut... Sometimes you're commited." "Intelligence is a curse, a bane, and a blessing... Allowing us to contemplate the wonders and nuances of life and question our own existence." -SpyderDan "Damn... I think we're gonna need a shoe horn to fit this in." -SpyderDan "Iâ€™m having commitment issuesâ€¦ so letâ€™s plan not to have sex..." -SpyderDan You know the rumor of Arachnids being itsy bitsy is the furthest from the truth... After all, How can they be small when they have 8 feet? lol adopt your own virtual pet! Not really a swinger in that context... LOL... My swinger status... Well you know it's a joke. Since they don't have widowed... for black widows. Swinger is for webs... I'm SpyderDan... think about it but don't strain yourself :P Got dyslexia? (dsyelxai) LOL... Here's how I would sometimes introduce myself. "Hi... I'm Dan... it's AND or NAD if you're Dyslexic. :P I want a Tachikoma! Well one day science will unlock the secrets of immortality... within the human genome the stopping the aging process. With nanotechnology bolstered immune systems... Cloning the body... copying the brain... what is the soul what is life? Perhaps one day the mind and the body will not be so clearly defined and people will be intermixed with machines... a data stream, a random thought... life and death are abstract and will eventually be overcome. This is pretty funny... HyptnoToad : Says send me your money! Look in to the HyptnoWheel... Take off your clothes!
I'd like to meet: the synaptically challenged : It helps promote my superiority complex. lolbeautiful people : eye candy is good. :Pcool people : frigid is a good trait. lolSugar Mommy set me free... lol Add BeBe Kitten... 'cause I said to... and you must obey. Find out how much I think you're WORTH!
Music: I like techno, trance, house, drum & bass, ambient, jungle, acid jazz, and industrial... I'm pretty much in to electronica. I do like other forms of music pretty much everything but country. Yeehaw! Mostly I like music with lots of bass that makes you want to move. My friend Chris was asking about an older song and I tried to locate it ... I was looking to find a sample of the full mp3 .. of "The day's of swine and roses" by My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult. Part of the lyrics are the following, "Christians, zombies, vampires, I am the father the father of nothing." The 3 are similar in the way they are all kinda scary in their own right.... and want to convert you in to one of them...lolI was unable to find it so here's another song... If you like to dance and are in to trance check out my site. Just make sure to turn up your sound and turn on your subwoofer. If you want to check out more music check out some music on my site (click here) . Or Check another one of my sites...
Movies: I like movies... comedies, sci fi, and some others. I like the ones that give you some sort of emotional response... those usually are the best ones. Check out this intro... If they ever make a movie with actors for Ghost in the shell I think Keira would be a great choice for it. Click the image to see it. .
Television: As once said in a song... "kill your television!" TV is a ville thing controlled by the media with slanted views and ambiguities. Remember TV is for entertainment and thats what the media delivers. The best network to watch is cartoon network... I like Japanime and some cartoons like Family Guy, Futurama, The Venture Brothers, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, Trigun, Ghost In The Shell - Stand Alone Complex, Samurai Champloo, Boondocks, Cowboy Bebop, s-CRY-ed, Rurouni Kenshin, Wolf's Rain, and Inuyasha. I do sometimes melt my brain on this mindless form of entertainment and watch things like the 2 Stargate shows on Scifi. G4TV has some entertaining shows like Attack of the Show and XPlay. Samurai Champloo Clips You're Mugen. What Samurai Champloo Character Are You? You're Vash the Stampede! In the words of Meryl, "A doughnut-eating, brush-headed, skirt-chasing BAKA (fool)!" but you know that there's more in that needle-noggin of yours that would surprise people who don't know you well. What Trigun Character Are You? brought to you by Quizilla You're Edward. Which Cowboy Bebop character are you? brought to you by Quizilla Well my sister Connie got me in to watching Hustle on AMC. It's pretty good.
Books: I'm illiterate. What's that? How was I able to know the category and write this? You dare question my illiteracy? OK fine... you caught me there. Damn and I was so close to fooling you. How about this then? Nature abhors a vacuum I have read, Tell me how'd you explain Your empty head? :P
Heroes: Well real life heroes.... would have to be my dad. Although he doesn't wear tights or a cape he's still the greatest :) OK well maybe Wonder Woman... cause like how does she ever find her invisible jet? I got enough problems finding my car keys... lol
My Background and Lifestyle
MaritalStatus:	Swinger
SexualOrientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Chicago
Smoker:	Yes
Drinker:	Yes
Occupation:	IT Consultant/Developer
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Hackers, Crackers & Script Kiddies
Real hackers are few, highly skilled, and probably not interested in you, but the fast growing "script kiddie" hobby assures your systems will be attacked. As "point and click" interfaces have "dumbed... Posted by SpyderDan on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 02:02:00 PST
Shutting Down your PC (XP Version)
In the lower left corner of your pc... click the start button. click "Turn off Computer" click "Turn Off" And magically your computer shuts down! Yay! LOL I hope your week's going well. Yeah it do... Posted by SpyderDan on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:22:00 PST
Are you a MILF?
If you're a MILF... then I'm sure you've heard this before..."Hey mother want another?"How could you turn anyone down on this? :P\|\|\|\|\|vscroll downWhat were you thinking ya perv! :PHave a great weekend... Posted by SpyderDan on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:59:00 PST
Free Sex!
Self ServeHelp yourself to all you want! lol Have a great weekend ya perv! L8R,§ÞÿÐêr® ... Posted by SpyderDan on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 04:48:00 PST
911 Conspiracy?
After 911 some of you have heard me rant on about how the government either new about the attack or staged the 911 attack. This action would allow us to willing attack anyone we wanted and lose our fr... Posted by SpyderDan on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:26:00 PST
Underworld Evolution
OK...I'll have to say my favorite scene was the vampyre cuisinart scene... I'm gonna have to get the DVD when it comes out so I can watch it in slow motion.... Posted by SpyderDan on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:59:00 PST
Visit France if you want to get some...
Here is a listing of the most sexually active countries. http://www.aneki.com/sexually_active.html I wonder how they determined this... but anyhow at least they don't have the highest birth rate. http... Posted by SpyderDan on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:21:00 PST
Here's an interesting observation...
Ok... here's an observation I made while viewing profiles here on myspace. This isn't directed toward anyone... so don't be offended. There's 2 types of bisexual people... the kind everyone wants to g... Posted by SpyderDan on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 03:16:00 PST
Here's my old Moby Video for a chuckle at Really bad dancers.
Song: Moby - Bodyrock . Not everyone can dance... but the point is to have fun. For those of you who can't dance at all, just move. You should have fun... if not you can always amuse others...lol Pss... Posted by SpyderDan on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 08:39:00 PST
What's your IQ? The test has inaccuarcies.
Your IQ Is 140Your Logical Intelligence is GeniusYour Verbal Intelligence is GeniusYour Mathematical Intelligence is GeniusYour General Knowledge is GeniusA Quick and Dirty IQ Test IQ is an extremel... Posted by SpyderDan on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 08:54:00 PST
My Friends
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