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 Zombie Goddess's Profile |
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She's coming to get you ... |
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| Age: | 33 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | IRVING, TEXAS |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 7" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | Feb 26, 2008 (673 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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What kind of Zombie are you? You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You were brought back from the grave by exposure to 245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead. You are virtually indestructible, as even burning you up will create Zombie Rain and raise more zombies. Take this quiz ! Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code The Zombie Movie Survival Quiz Francesco Dellamorte is your name, and killing zombies is your game. Living at Buffalora Cemetery, where the dead rise quite frequently, you know how to take care of zombies. Yes, you are definitely a bad ass. Too bad your sexy model girlfriend is a zombie. Take this quiz ! Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code |
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My Interests |
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| Movies, filmmaking, and writing. I'm fascinated by the porn industry. Especially the new generation of porn. Horror/Comedy Porn ... Who wouldn't want to fuck all the way to the grave in a fit of mad laughter? I also love comedies and stand up comedians. I have threatened to do an open mic night before I die. And I've done it, been doing it, and I'm evolving into a Zomedian of sorts!! Lick it, love it, and live for it! I love to geek on myspace although I get angry when I realize I have wasted ungodly amounts of time and accomplised nada damn thing! I love being scared! I love turning people onto new and different things, or well maybe just turning them on in general. I have a sense of humor although it eludes me during the creation of this profile. Did I mention zombies? I love zombies! Zombies anyone? I'm seriously funny, I promise, just stark raving hysterical! You have to believe me on this one. Really!! WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME!!! You're just like the rest of 'em, get off my page before I sick the zombies on you! Damn kids!!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 | |
I'd like to meet:Comedians, Film fanatics, horror whores, and zombie followers! And people who do NOT like/love sports!! If you send me a fucking add request and you have football this or hockey that on your page, I will deny it. I won't be moved on this one. The biggest turn off in the world is a man who talks about sports.Specifically I would like to meet: 1. George Romero - (Check Romero DONE 2/23/08)1. Robin Williams 2. Lloyd Kaufman 3. Dan O'Bannon 4. Paul Thomas Anderson 5. Wes Anderson 6. Margaret Cho |
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Music:Einstürzende Neubauten ~ "Sabrina "adopt your own virtual pet! |
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Movies:**Grindhouse** Return of the Living Dead Series, Romero's Living Dead Series, Undead, Dead Alive, Cemetery Man, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, Versus, Zombie (love the underwater zombie), Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead Remake, Evil Dead Trilogy, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me (this movie has scared me more than any), Parents, Delicatessen, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, House, Demons, Demon Night, Susperia, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects (although House of 1K was better to me), Bad Taste, American Werewolf in London, Ginger Snaps, Aliens, May, The Bad Seed, Dracula 2000, American Psycho (although the book was FAR BETTER), TX Chainsaw Massacre Series (2 is the best), Reanimator, Fright Night, Dusk til Dawn, Romper Stomper, Wild At Heart, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Stranger Than Paradise, Dead Man, Blow, Dune, Long Kiss Goodnight, Pulp Fiction, Magnolia, Royal Tennenbaums, Requiem for a Dream, City of God, City of Lost Children, Amelie, all Errol Morris documentaries (Thin Blue Line), American Beauty, and Dr. Strangelove. Ok I need to add some more and I need to be devoured and molested by hungry zombies for forgetting ... Troma (MOTHER FUCKING) Films!! I love Cannibal the Musical, Terror Firmer, Toxic Avenger, Redneck Zombies, and Tromeo and Juliet! |
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Television:The Simpsons, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Welcome Back Carter, Bosom Buddies, Threes Company, Surreal World (Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy season), Married with Children, Twilight Zone new and old, Tales From the Crypt, and last and very least Jerry Springer |
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Books:Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Choke, American Psycho, and Fight Club |
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Heroes:Anyone who has ever been to the depths of hell, made it back alive, then went back to get everyone else. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Irving, TX |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | In college |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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".. and you killed Jesus." Hunter S. Thompson |
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| Remove religion from the equation below. Follow where I'm going without getting religious or super defensive if you can.
Jesus was killed by the majority of his time. In essence they kille... Posted by Zombie Goddess on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:37:00 PST |
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May I ask who’s calling ... |
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| Ok I wanted to write about my new job, which I do from my home. I work for a consulting company, and my job is simple I call insurance agents and schedule conference calls, I'm a telemarketer. Yes, y... Posted by Zombie Goddess on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:12:00 PST |
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... 25% of you ... |
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... 25% of you &
I woke up and you'd taken everything I'd given you and thrown it away. I was no longer a priority in your life and you made it evident to me in a way only you coul... Posted by Zombie Goddess on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:16:00 PST |
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Woman Law 101: cause we arent little girls anymore. |
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| Woman Law 101: cause we aren't little girls anymore.
Woman law only applies to women who are friends. This is the obvious, but for some you have to state the obvious. What is a friend? Well, lets def... Posted by Zombie Goddess on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:42:00 PST |
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Random Restless Thoughts in this foul year of our lord .... |
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| Please don't have music playing in the background of your myspace blog.
Why can't songs that start out slow and have total greatness, stay that way, but most go into some screeching angry tirade? I'm... Posted by Zombie Goddess on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:54:00 PST |
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Curse of the Zombie Foot |
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| It started at the witching hour on Friday, not the 13th, but the 30th. Adrian and I had been battling zombies, mutants, and slugs. My trigger finger was cramping, and my arms were sore fro... Posted by Zombie Goddess on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:30:00 PST |
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In God’s Own Image |
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| This was written in one of my destructive angry moods. I function from two extremes. One being creation and the other being destruction. Lately, I've been in destroyer mode. Th... Posted by Zombie Goddess on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:12:00 PST |
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Psycho Bitch Rant |
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| Ok I just got off the phone with a friend, and I have way calmed down since I wrote this. I don't hate yal, but I don't like yal at the moment. I'm sure I'll be singing a different tune to... Posted by Zombie Goddess on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:05:00 PST |
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Christians Warning us about yet another movie .... |
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| First off I know some people are not going to like what I have to say. They will read more into it than what there is. I want to start this off by saying I do believe Jesus came and did mo... Posted by Zombie Goddess on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:47:00 PST |
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Cutting Edge Haunted House (HAPPY HALLOWEEN FUCKERS!!) |
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| This weekend we celebrated Randy's 16th birthday with a cookout, and a trip to the Cutting Edge Haunted House out in Fort Worth, TX. There were 25 of us total that went. What's to follow i... Posted by Zombie Goddess on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:01:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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