j4s0n's Profile |
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Elder Erotica |
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| Age: | 28 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Madison, Wisconsin |
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| Height: | 6' 3" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
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| Last Login: | Apr 28, 2008 (115 days back) |
About Me |
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| Kick ass? You bet. | |
My Interests |
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| Puters. Fast cars. Liquor. Tits | |
I'd like to meet:Trey Parker. Matt Stone. Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife, Beth. The writing staff of DS9. Johnathan Frakes. The kid who played "Powder". Rush Limbaugh. Bob Saget. Mel Gibson. Alton Brown. The man who invented the market for Male "enhancement" drugs. |
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Music:The Anal Shitz, Radiohead, Tool, Thelonius Monk, Charles Mingus, The Canadian Brass Quartet, Frank Sinatra |
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Movies:Dumb and Dumber, Suicide Kings, The Crow, Chopping Mall, Frankenhooker, They Live. |
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Television:The War at Home, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Lost, Battlestar Gallactica, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos |
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Books:Don't they have those on computers now? Zahn Trilogy |
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Heroes:Wesley Willis. God rest his soul. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | P-town |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Occupation: | Scientist |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Click this link to see me completely naked! |
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| You sick fuckers. Posted by j4s0n on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:50:00 PST |
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*sigh....I'm having second thoughts about keepin it real. |
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| It doesn't seem like its worth it anymore. I broke my pinky toe this morning, and I can't walk very well. It hurts a lot. The fucking doctor didn't give me any pills for it, so it hurts and I'm pis... Posted by j4s0n on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:08:00 PST |
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Sorry McDonald's prostitute, but I would NOT like a handjob. |
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| So, I went to mcdonalds today after work to get a double cheeseburger, and when I went to the time machine to get cash, I realized that they take cards now, so I'm kind of an idiot ... Posted by j4s0n on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:21:00 PST |
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Sorry ladies, but I have a new love, and that new love is huffing paint. |
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| Thats right, fairer sex. I'm so over you. All I need is a spraycan and some kind of bag. The first time that I sent those fumes into my lungs, and sent the message to my brain that I... Posted by j4s0n on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:25:00 PST |
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My "How to" of the day: How to be Emo |
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| I think that the potentially emo kids need a bit of guidance, so I'm here to help their self loathing asses out.
step 1: Reeboks Reeboks Reeboks.
Go to the shoe store, and buy the ... Posted by j4s0n on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:23:00 PST |
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Google's "How to" of the day |
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| Sometimes they are pretty interesting. A few weeks ago they had a "How to survive in Prison", and that was when I realized that i'd make an awful prison girlfriend. Maybe I could learn to poop on dema... Posted by j4s0n on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:39:00 PST |
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go pack go |
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| -----Original Message----- From: Jason McCormick Sent: Wednesday, July 05, 2006 11:26 AM To: Eric Brucker Cc: Seth Bayens... Posted by j4s0n on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:31:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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The Anal Shitz, mason, Setho, Lemmy, melissa, ~cole~, Katie, Brock, Jon, Tech, matt, jaime, Picofaradpjf, tattood girly girl
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