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 Mike Honcho's Profile |
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| Age: | 32 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Jenkins, Kentucky |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 2" |
| Zodiac: |  Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 23, 2008 (546 days back) |
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About Me |
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| Gatti-Ward I rounds 8-10 Hey, im Brandon. Im from Jenkins. Theres a lot to tell about me so I wont bore you with the typical "I love to laugh and I love life, candlelight dinners and walks on the beach" nonsense. You love to laugh? I figured everybody would rather cry themselves to sleep at the sight of a row of horses being euthanized. Surely! I laugh at myself when Im not making others laugh. You love life? Wow thats original. You mean you'd rather be alive than die a torturous painful and slow death? I would have never guessed. Long walks and candlelight dinners? If turning out the lights when you eat sounds like a great night, then save your money and time and contact an escort service. That way you can eat with the stupid lights on. Ive been told a few times I have an attitude problem, that Im a smartass. And well.....yeah. I call 'em like I see 'em. I used to box and did well, but my inability to stop others from landing life threatening hooks (to most people anyways) led to my exit from the sport. It was called defense. And I sucked at it. Most everybody says I got a great sense of humor, and for the life of me, I dont understand why Im loved the way I am. Guess its because Im just incredible at being cool. But yeah, I am loved by almost all. Anyways, I love sports (Steelers, Bama football, Pirates baseball, Carl Edwards, Forrest Griffin, Jon Fitch, Mickey Ward, Arturo Gatti, Vitaly Klitschko, Ricky Hatton), muscle cars, women, and video games. I have a dog, my big fatass miniature collie, Beardog. If you wanna know anything else, give me a yell. Unless it involves drama, then stay away. Later.. Created with mySpace Profile Editor | |
My Interests |
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| Hanging out with my family and my handful (close circle, lol) of friends, cars, music, movies, sports, cards,military history, sports memorabilia. | |
I'd like to meet:The ORIGINAL Lynyrd Skynyrd, Eva Mendes, Steve McQueen, Dan Rooney, Jack Lambert, Jeniffer Love Hewitt (WOW), Terry Bradshaw, Andy Van Slyke, Carlos Hathcocke (American sniper in the Vietnam War), Ross Perot, and Jesus Christ. |
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Music:There are literally hundreds of bands i like, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Grand Funk Railroad, Screaming Trees, James Gang, Steppenwolf, The Black Crowes, Wolfmother, Alter Bridge, Squarewheel, AC/DC, white stripes, ccr, shooter jennings, bush, pearl jam, Puddle of Mudd, circuit, Aerosmith, soundgarden, weezer, audioslave, creed, collective soul, kenny chesney, brad paisley, keith urban, led zeppelin, shinedown, nickelback, default, the who, jimi hendrix, jet, stevie ray vaughn, kenny wayne shepherd band, allman brothers, jonny lang, marshall tucker band, al green, anything rockin from the 70s.. |
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Movies:We Are Marshall, 3:10 to Yuma, Shooter, Hot Rod, 300, The Departed, Saving Private Ryan, Invincible, Just Friends, Anchorman, Bullitt, Heat, Old School, The Natural, Hoosiers, Rudy, Friday Night Lights, The Punisher, Goodfellas, Tombstone, Frequency, Spaceballs, Gladiator, Rocky II, Rocky IV, Junction Boys, Major League, When Trumpets Fade, National Lampoons Vacation & Christmas Vacation, Pulp Fiction, Super Troopers, We Were Soldiers, Band of Brothers set, Knockaround Guys, 61*, Armageddon, Dazed and Confused....the list goes on |
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Television:Always sunny in Philadelphia, American Muscle Car, 24, American Chopper, and well...anytime football, nascar, baseball, or college basketball is on. |
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Books:The Bible, Dynasty (story of the 70s steelers), my ESPN college football encyclopedia, my pro football encyclopedia, Bear (story of Bear Bryant), Friday Night Lights (book better than the movie), Coach (another story of Bryant), My Prison Without Bars (book by Pete Rose), Memoirs of a US Ranger, Bat21, Kiss the Boys Goodbye (book on the Vietnam War).. |
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Heroes:My parents, my two brothers and all of my grandparents (who have all passed away). Period. Forrest Griffin, Matt Hughes, Joe Frazier..Outside of my family, i would have love to have met Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Jeb Stuart (my great great great grandfather), Carlos Hathcocke, Hal Moore, George Patton, Dwight Eisenhower, all policemen, paramedics personel, emt's, as well as any member or veteran of our Armed Forces that have ever fought for our country, giving us the rights that we are Blessed with.Myspace Tracking Device at .. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Jenkins, Ky |
| Religion: | Christian - other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Underground Coal Miner |
| Income: | $60,000 to $75,000 |
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My Blog |
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Questions, Rants, Raves, and things better off left unsaid |
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| How come every single person you talk to from California is into "the arts", "world peace", and athiesm? You tell us to step out of Kentucky, screw that. Eat your fu*kin granola bar and read a book ab... Posted by Mike Honcho on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:59:00 PST |
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The Untold Story of Kris Kringle |
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| Kris Kringle, who is known all around the world as the lovable children's gift giver, Santa Claus, has actually had a rather interesting life. Im going to elaborate on the true Kris Kringle. Please si... Posted by Mike Honcho on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:32:00 PST |
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My Presidential Speech...read, and enjoy |
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| Hello Americans. I am your new President. Thank you for electing me, and now I must get down to business. The reason you elected me. First, I must lay down a list of laws and consequences that h... Posted by Mike Honcho on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:55:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Linda♥, Kiley and Beth, AvalancheGuy, Shelly Tackett, Frazier, Jon, T-(_i ][, Chuck Spencer, Crystal, Bobby, Tony, Clifton, JUDDSON, SweetCheeks, Krista, Clayton, Rattlesnake, mitchell, mike, Jarrod, Eddie, Rachel, michael, randi marie, Marla, KRISTIE, *Missy*Boo*, Kenzies Mom, Mike, Ricky & Randi, Amanda, ♥Rebeckha♥, ~Trayce ( A woman after GOD's Heart!), → ¤CoCaINe:)¤ ←, Heather
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