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I don't hate George anymore. I realize he is just Cheney's bitch. |
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| Age: | 96 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Alabama |
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| Height: | 6' 4" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
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| Last Login: | Jun 14, 2008 (121 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| DALE'S BAD ACTING IN BAD AND NOT SO BAD MOVIES | |
My Interests |
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| When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women's' rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommendsWhen the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess god just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to GodWhen the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?I doubt itI doubt it |
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I'd like to meet:I've Met Chuck Norris. Who else is there? |
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Movies:Never date a woman that does not get the following films: The Big Lebowski Raising Arizona This is Spinal Tap Napolean Dynamite |
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Television:LOST Prison Break The First 48 SurvivormanCops "Why my rights bein' readin?" |
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Books:Books I can Remember reading: The Time Travellers Wife A Confederacy of Dunces Curious Incident about a Dog in the Nightime Tin Can Soldiers The Old Man and the Tee (Written by one of my bestest friends) |
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Heroes:BILL FUCKING HICKS |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Monahans or Tyler Texas depending on when you ask. |
| Religion: | Wiccan |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | Some college |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Why I have not blogged in almost two years..... |
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| Sorry for the lack of Blogs. Most of anything I have to write these days can be read each month in Austin Monthly Magazine. Just turn to the very back page, sit on the loo and let me give a chuckle wh... Posted by Dale on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:07:00 PST |
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Too Old for Myspace... |
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| So I'm checking my e-mail from myspace and many of you kind listeners had fun with our little april fools gag. For the record yes I am actually still having a kid and getting hitched (afterward) Anywa... Posted by Dale on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 05:13:00 PST |
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What Would Jesus Blog? |
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| I get some the nicest e-mails about the radio show. Most have constructive criticism, some have heaping praise. Then there are those down right nice ones usually from those who profess to love Jesus. ... Posted by Dale on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 08:54:00 PST |
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Can Dead People read Blogs? |
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| If dead people can read blogs then I have a message for my dead brother...
Don: I think it really sucks that wedensday would have been your 50th birthday and you are not here. I didn't miss you at fir... Posted by Dale on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 08:02:00 PST |
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Blogless..should that have 2 G's? |
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| I'm sorry I have not blogged in a while. I just feel so blogless. With a relationship I don't feel like blogging as much. I feel more like well... you know. I sure hope I don't have to do one of... Posted by Dale on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 02:20:00 PST |
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She deserved so much better..... |
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| I was so relieved when my Mother passed away. It will be a Year Monday June 6th at noon. I just didnt want to see her suffer anymore. Now a year later, this weekend, I seem to get choked up over litt... Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My E-mail Buddy Tom Delay |
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| I have this terrible habit of getting drunk/angry and calling up politicians or sending them an e-mail. I always wrote it off to the booze but this one was at ten AM on a Saturday morning. If you mis... Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Hope for the Planet |
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| So I'm surfing the Bill Hicks group "People Who hate People"....
People Who Hate People Group
The cool thing is a lot of the members are under 18. That makes me feel like this genius of a man did not ... Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Why I love George W. Bush |
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| This came off of KLBJ-FM's discussion board and I just can't leave such prose to waste there. This is in response to my mentioning that the pictures of Saddam were against the Geneva Conventions. ... Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Are you honest? |
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| When you blog and it asks what you are reading or listening to, are you honest. I am I turn on itunes and whatever comes up I am forced to post it. No matter how embarassing...check below...
That i... Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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