Story of an urban legend.

Can you believe this story ? This Combo ?

« They » say that they’re three, that they make a hell of noise… this « thing » is hypnotic ! I think they’re name is The Defenestrors… yeah that’s it !… »THE DE-FE-NE-STRORS » ??? Try to get that ! Someone told me there’s this weird guy at the guitar, a crazy girl with a bass, and in between them, this other guy, standing up, and yelling in a microphone while bangin’ like psycho killer on a snare drum & a bass drum. It’s RAW, BRUTAL and WILD. It’s garage punk rock’n’roll; when « Mystery Train » and « Search & Destroy » meets ! Eddie Cochran, Johnny Carroll, The Devil Dogs, The New Bomb Turks, The Ramones, The Cramps, The Sonics and many more… All the greats of Rock’n’Roll assembles in one band ! I heard that they go around and play at all the famous clubs in Paris, all the dirtiests squats and concert halls since 1999… »THE DE- FE-NE-STRORS »… Have you ever heard about them ? «They » say that on stage it is pure madness, big show, short songs, pure energy in your face ! You know… Rock’n’Roll ?!!! I heard they « burned down » every stage from Rouen To Carcassonne, even all the way to the Polish border… All those screamings, all those rythms, those savage guitar riffs must be heard from far away…far away the horizons, that’s why this garage band is here for. That’s there only way to live !Is this possible ? Honestly, i don’t think that such band, like THE DEFENESTRORS, exist. Someone must of made it up !