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 Buck F.'s Profile |
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There you're wrong. Graveyards are full of middling swordsmen. Better to be no swordsman at all than |
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| Age: | 32 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | La La nee Chicago, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 0" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 7, 2008 (538 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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Kudos and Credentials: - Midwestern Pan-Substance ‘Rasslin’ Champion Against Women 18 - 24, to Date: BBQ Sauce (2), Mud, Shaving Cream, Blood, Cocoa - Master of the Bad Touch - Bwana Dick - Choice of Choosy Moms (Hang Low Sweet Hairy Nuts) - Hellbilly Werewolf Pirate - Inventor of the ‘Pabst-Smir’ - All-Around Good Time - Drunker Than You - “Fucking” *is* my middle name - Purveyor of Surrealestate - Evictee (2nd Layer of Hell) - When they made me, I fucked the mold! (Feels good, don’t it Jimi?!?) - Citizen of the World Aliases and Titles: - The Kink of Rock N Roll - Elvis Fucking Christ - Thingfish - Baberaham F. Drincoln - Oral B - The Buckaneer - Marquis de Mammory - El Queso Rey - Il Roi de Fromage - Das Cheezenkaiser - The Bishop of Boink - Tit-Man-Kummin’ I - The Albatrosstitute - The ½ Ton Pick-Up - The Keganator - The Emperor of Drunktown (contested) - Barmen (first class) - Secretary of Steak - Minister of the Posterior (retired) - Grandmaster of Fuck - the Midwestern Contradiction - Emperor in Charge of Business Cookies - The Human Oddity - The Dirty Dragon - The Binary Gorilla photo by the deviant Quotes: “You’re the guy other guys are afraid to do guy stuff around, aren’t you?” -- some kid at a party when he wouldn’t take a shot "the buck you're seeing tonight is NOT the same buck who may or may not have murdered mac and muff graham on a deserted island in the book AND THE SEA WILL TELL" -- Rachel Simpson “now then, i met guys like Buck whilst in the pokey in rosarita, meh-hee-ko. they usually had been lookin' surly around them 20dollar watch-me-fuck-a-horse events, and got thrown in with us hardened-types on account o' tryin not to scare the tourists. story i heard about Buck was he got caught runnin outta one o' them joints with a pony costume tied around his waist and a mask pilfered from the Eqqus stables under his arm. whinny on mien fruend.” -- Rod the Love Mechanic “Didn't I see you in the Vomitorium last night?” -- Domitian, Emperor of Rome “Want to know something? Nothing goes better with a cold PBR than some ass spanking from BFN. I would know...I was there. Bring on the belts!” -- Taylor James, Bitch! “buck brings pbr wherever he goes at 2:00 in the morning...my personal hero...whatcha' doin' tonight captain beer-size cooler???” -- Gilana Alpert (R.I.P.) “mad respect, man.emphasis on the mad...why, you ask?because you, my friend, do more without pants than most people do all day.see you around the playground.”-- Jimmy Z (of the Strawdog Family) “son of a mother fuckin whorey bitch who can't read good!” -- Nikki Seven “drunaked” -- Lauren Braun “You Nakeds are pretty sexy people... And no, I don't think you're handsome...” -- Bubbles (TPB) “you're everything that a big bad wolf could want....” -- Nicole the Bruce “That Buck's THE shit man!!!” -- Jack Daniels “my dearie jeeebus.... you are such a dick.” -- Lorilee Leopard “Viscous. Like Clover honey.” -- Chesh “Do not, I repeat, do not look directly into the drawer of gayness...bad things could hap...correction...worse things could happen!” -- The Dirty Sanchez “i will not stop praying for you.” -- Timothy “yours in Christ” Lessner “Hey you. I know you. Don't I?” -- Christie the Eviscerator “Why are you friends with so many Jesus's???” -- Pirate Tenaya “you are officially my favorite person ever.” -- Katarina Papadatos “You big old vagina head! I lost all my money because of you!... But at least they raped me afterwards...” -- Old Man Sleepy “Why would you pee in a bathroom this time of night?” -- Dave Shameless “Time flies when you’re an alcoholic!” -- the Readheaded Hooligan “I weep for my wasted brain cells. But what’s one more addiction?” -- Stesha Merle “It was SO lovely to meet you last night. I think that was the least banal time I’ve had at a party in years.” -- Ashley Petrey “I was just thinking about the first time I played ‘I Never;’ I was maybe 13 or so and didn’t really get it so I led with ‘I’ve never tried to suck start a Harley . . .?’ and you were the only one who laughed/didn’t yell at me.” -- Mara Brenno “Too bad our progeny won’t live long; with your sinister good looks and my telekinesis, they could have ruled the Earth like the Roman gods that their flawless genetics would have dictated . . .” -- Tramputee “Your rock my WORLD, daddy. You also rock the shit out of underground-tiki-themed-karaoke bashes, but who didn’t see THAT coming, you frakking rockstar.” -- Jodi Kingsley “Somewhere in heaven St. Peter has a book and he’s crossing out our names.” -- Coryell Barlow “You alcoholic . . . I’m jealous.” -- Andy “Tomorrow I’m going to punch you in the face. Be ready.” -- Lara “You’re so pretty . . . Oh so pretty . . . So pretty and witty and wise! That’s why you piss in the sink?” -- Betty Blowtorch “I got your voice mail . . . you are a bastard and I probably won’t sleep tonight . . . thank you.” -- Sydney Genco “WHOSE a rock star? YOU are! YOU are!” -- Miss Mia Park “I’ll make you a dress . . . but what are you gonna do for me?” -- Cecile Dixon Reynolds III “Damn. You don’t fuck around.” -- Lori “You have a cunt head . . . that is a head made up of vaginas . . .” -- Justin “Anytime with you is a good time . . . a really REALLY good time. I love your monkeys.” -- Rae “Buck you are one crazy muthafucka. I like it.” -- Joey Vita “What do you think is funnier: ‘Ku Klux Klaus the redneck Santa’ or ‘Anne Frankenstein’?” -- Snidely Bareback “Hey savage! Thanks for tha drinks last night and for the unexpected tattoo! It’s gorgeous! We have to do that more often!!! My prince of darkness.” -- K to the Ristina “Um, you pretty much rock! I thought Ohio sucked ass until I found Naked & Shameless.” -- Nettie Hammar "you're sweet and creepy." -- Shama Dardia “naughty monkey...” -- Bethany "There are no words for Buck – just a twelve pack of pork chops, a fifth of whiskey and a few hand signals." -- T.J. Schwab |
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My Interests |
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decoupage |
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I'd like to meet:Young girls . Create your own visitor map! |
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Music:Besides mine ?and this ? ...Love. God. Murder. Show people how much you love Naked & Shameless here . |
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Movies:Idiocracy (13). Blue Velvet. A Clockwork Orange. Auto Focus. I like anything by Takashi Miike. |
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Television:V. Trailer Park Boys. Gervais. Feck. Arse. Drink. |
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Books:Transmetropolitan. Lamb. Sandman. Watchmen. Good Omens. The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry.Now check out the Naked & Shameless Sidekick Test ! |
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Heroes:Atilla the Hun. Hunter S. Thompson. Joel McHale. The Divine Marquis. Dr. Moreau. Dr. Weird. Dr. Octagon. Ice Oscillator. Thurman Merman. Malcom McDowell. Kevin McKidd. Rant Casey. Dexter Morgan. Benjamin Horne. Vin Makasian. Father Jack Hackett. Maggie Jacobs. Karl Ruprecht Kroenen. Action Bastard. Captain Elliot Spencer. Mr. Croup & Mr. Vandemar. Grout. The Umbrella Corporation. Mr. Kidd & Mr. Wendt. Anton Chigurh. Frito Pendejo. Pogues. Iggy. EAP. EFC. ICP. Cramps. Elvis Costello. Red Elvises. Rube Waddell. Lemony Snicket. Edward Gorey. Theodore Geisel. Liam Idiot. Greg Brown. Dan Bern. Talking Heads. Primus. Dresden Dolls. MIA. Andrew Marvell. John Donne. TMBG. Soul Coughing. NIN. Merle Haggard. Hank. Johnny. Waylon. John Valby. McLean and McLean. Dirty Sanchez. John Waters. Patty Bernstein. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| Hometown: | YSO |
| Occupation: | Drunkabilly Chanteur |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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my 5 current favorite bars |
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| Hey y'all --I don't normally blog on the road, as you all know only too well, but as I sit here in El Paso with a good interweb signal and a desire to not talk as my voice is shot from some combinatio... Posted by Buck F. on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:46:00 PST |
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venison |
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| Hey y'all --Can deer be called Road Dents? I think they should-could-would if you saw the massahcreeeeeee we did on 94 today on the way back from KZoo, but that's all you git. I will start... Posted by Buck F. on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:37:00 PST |
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dead rodents |
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| Hey y'all --I don't normally give a tour a by line til we're well in, but those little rat bastards hit the skull box too! They were gnawin' on my business cards. Feck.And I seen a dead sq... Posted by Buck F. on Fri, 23 May 2008 12:17:00 PST |
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rest in pieces |
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| Hey y'all --That's right. You guessed it Ladies and Germs.The snack box has finally bitten the dust.All them lil Satans covered in piss and shit.Fucking rodents.Grrrr.XXXBFN... Posted by Buck F. on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:19:00 PST |
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why i love the man |
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| Hey y'all --Reposted from his madness. The man is king.XXXBFNTOM WAITS' TRUE CONFESSIONS(A conversation with himself)I must admit, before meeting Tom, I had heard so many rumors and so much goss... Posted by Buck F. on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:37:00 PST |
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if ya happen to have an extra 3 K layin around . . . |
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| Hey y'all --
How's about this for a box set.
http://www.amazon.com/Definitive-Box-Set-Collection/dp/B000I
2JP88
Heh. I said, "box."
XXX
BFN
... Posted by Buck F. on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:10:00 PST |
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sleeep that knits up the ravel’d sleeve of care |
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| Hey y'all --Been lyin' in beds -- real beds! -- the last couple days, tired as all get out, but still unable to get that R.E.M. Crazy talk, but I'm a zombie for all the wrong reasons right now.Fucki... Posted by Buck F. on Mon, 19 May 2008 07:33:00 PST |
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irregularities |
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| Hey y'all --You know the feckin' drill.I'm about to hit the road. Posting may be sporadic.Still feel free to love me.LOVE ME! LOVE ME! For the love of dogs, LOVE ME!~keep it wet~XXXBFN... Posted by Buck F. on Sat, 17 May 2008 03:39:00 PST |
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charged |
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| Hey y'all --I just had a snickers packed with caffeine and taurine and it like to make my head explode. Jesus! I wouldn't recommend it.And I can't call or text out of the phone right now.&... Posted by Buck F. on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:34:00 PST |
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sometimes it doesn’t pay to get it up in the morning |
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| Hey y'all --Whaddya think? Is this worth it though?
Yeah, I know.Skidd's a pre-vert.What can I say?B... Posted by Buck F. on Wed, 14 May 2008 01:28:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Atomic Mouse Recordings, Red Eyed Fly, Getting Even, Alligator Dave, Jack's Garage, The Aardvark, Red Blood Club, The Way Out Club, The Gravetones, Cal's Bar, Naked & Shameless, Sarah, Erin, Jen, Yarrr! PR, The Kat Killers™, Stephanie, Sanchez, The Dirty, That Guy!, C.J., JennyKorn, Egg head, ::Kristina::, super mini trio, The Slow Learners, Leggo Maniac, Delusions of Grandeur at the Frat House, DriNKin N SaN JoSE, JaMmIe, Hijackalope, Cliff, Miriam, jadderbelle, lori, The Monks, The Vooduo, Cory, Sweetness, T-to-the-izzo!, Reverend Tommy Gunn, Lainey, Ms. Wiggle, Stephane, Hot Time Harv's Rollercoaster of Kicks, Random, Chris, JV
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