Brody Stevens Inc.'s Profile |
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Gas is getting expensive, I'm switching to self-serve |
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| Age: | 38 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | THE San Fernando Valley, CA |
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| Height: | 6' 2" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
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| Last Login: | Jun 15, 2008 (526 days back) |
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About Me |
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I play the banana here... .. *All Things Brody at UCB in Hollywood, CA - what a great night! from.... And the voice-over for this... I've been known to do comedy. I also host functions with a "Touch of Laughter" - (school, church, youth center, industrial park, whatever). Associated with FOX Sports for 5 years, assuming a hands-on roll in over 1,000 television productions. The Best Damn Sports Show, The Man Show, FSN's Poker Dome Challenge and Talk Show with Spike Feresten are just a few of the many programs requesting my services. On several teams in Hollywood I fill the much coveted Wild Card position. I've done Stand-Up Comedy for a plethora of broadcasts... Premium Blend back in the day, Last Comic Standing (season 4, episode one, fifteen minutes in, ninety seconds out), The Late Late Show on CBS with Craig Kilborn three times (five counting re-runs), Late Friday on NBC, Funny Money on The Game Show Network, Snap Judgment on Court TV, etc. Lately I've been sharing my services with G4, you know, the network. Luckily I've been able to penetrate this underground community of kids, geeks and others just like me. Welcome to the Internet - I'm buffering! The Sports List on FSN gets me spotted in public (I did memorable talking head commentary) - also my voice is appearing on a weekly basis hosting Stump Stevens! via Playboy Morning Radio Sirius 198. Additionally, bi-monthly calls into Sporting News Radio. Roasting is making a big comeback. Sometimes I get the nod. Recently, Tom Arnold, Ed McMahon, Heidi Fliess, Bob Saget, James Cameron and the Texas Rangers have been on the wrong end of my ribbing. *she's 103 - click photo above or banner below for more images And commercials. Twice I've been on hold (industry talk). 7-up and Verizon. Was a decent pitcher in high school and college. Still throwing, at least for a few more years. Can hit with power too. Freshman campaign at Arizona State, struck out 17 against Lower Columbia Community College. Junior Varsity, pre-season. Please don't forget, I was in uniform at the 1993 College World Series in Omaha. Had a zany TV show up in Seattle back in the mid-90's - The Brody and Teina Manu Hour influenced thousands - Sold t-shirts for the SuperSonics at Key Arena. Actually was fun, free games! - Layne Staley of Alice in Chains did drugs in my apartment complex (downstairs, next to laundry room). Tour Guide at Radio City Music Hall in New York City - I dealt with Rockettes and Rug Rats - also ran The Brody Stevens Festival of Laughter at Eureka Joe on 22nd/5th in the Flatiron District - I indirectly effected Silicon Alley, plus I lived in Williamsburg.Sarah Silverman cast me in Jesus is Magic .Zach Galifianakis hired a guy named me to work at his VH-1 talk show in 2002.Several "friends of Brody" write for Family Guy and Judah Friedlander endorses my craft, he's cool.Crowd work is top notch, in addition to the occasional brush with ESP.And finally, my drumming is getting better.All being said, still live at home with my sister, surviving check to check with less than a $1,000 to my name. Who's up for lunch? *he's been to space *Hi, I'm not creepy and sad. Can I take your picture and put it on my profile?" |
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My Interests |
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| sports, music, news and talk radio, reading The NY Post, Seattle, stadiums and arenas, small towns and suburbs, peace and quiet, good cable TV, writing jokes in a coffee shop, hard core porn *Stiller and Stevens |
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I'd like to meet:*Chuck is huge on the net these days |
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Music:Motley Crue in Witchita, Beastie Boys in Mesa, AZ, Aerosmith in Portland, Eurythmics at Magic Mountain, Ramones in Seattle, Pearl Jam in NYC, Rage at Jones Beach, Strokes and Oasis at Coachella, Fiona Apple at Largo. |
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Movies:Breaking Away, Smokey and The Bandit, Swingers, 10, Floundering, Dumb and Dumber, The Rookie, Mr. Saturday Night, Private Parts |
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Television:Benny Hill, What's Happening, Mike Judge and The White Shadow of course.*crazy dudes |
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Books:of Stamps |
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Heroes:Brave, courageous individuals who've faced adversity and overcome tragedy to thrive in society and influence others. Basically, Elton John.*Brown, Brody and Rose |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Hollywood and the Valley |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Entertainment |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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What the F?? |
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| Yes, I curse dang-nabbit!!First off, new colors here. It's blue for summer ocean.Secondly, my MySpace profile blog display haywire act (as opposed to high-wire) is driving me nuts! On top the infamo... Posted by Brody Stevens Inc. on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:16:00 PST |
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Enjoy the Sunday Fire! |
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| *go here for the rest of the batch-Brode... Posted by Brody Stevens Inc. on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:36:00 PST |
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Universal Studios is Burning! |
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| Pics soon!My staff has been sent to the scene....-bs Posted by Brody Stevens Inc. on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:37:00 PST |
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Fire at Universal Studios |
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| Check out this video: fire at Universal Studios
..Add to My Profile | More Videos... Posted by Brody Stevens Inc. on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:01:00 PST |
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Neck and upper spine hurt, sting and stiff |
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| Think I had a concussion too, slight nausea, definite groggy. Thursday at 4:30pm I was slammed into on Olympic in West Los Angeles, minding my own business, heading east towards Staples Center and t... Posted by Brody Stevens Inc. on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:00:00 PST |
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Clayton Kershaw MLB Debut |
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| put in browser --> http://www.flickr.com/photos/brodystevens/sets/7215760526758
9446/... Posted by Brody Stevens Inc. on Mon, 26 May 2008 03:52:00 PST |
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upset and hurt |
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| You Tube deleted my account, over 5 years of videos, almost a million hits and many subscribers... all gone.No warning.Yesterday, they said my Tom Arnold Celebrity Roast clip violated Viacom copyrigh... Posted by Brody Stevens Inc. on Sat, 24 May 2008 08:48:00 PST |
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this is what i HAD up on youtube |
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| http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=brody+stevens&se
arch_sort=video_view_count&page=1Not just videos, comments, fans, subscribers, favorites, etc...Very frustrating.Makes me sick.This will mak... Posted by Brody Stevens Inc. on Sat, 24 May 2008 09:08:00 PST |
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Plea Bargain Advertising - Episode 3: The ABC's |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDoz_5ursDI
Me acting, have you seen?... Posted by Brody Stevens Inc. on Sat, 03 May 2008 07:00:00 PST |
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Zach Galifianakis |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMT3Q4m95BI
I play the banana.... Posted by Brody Stevens Inc. on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:48:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Judah Friedlander, Zach Galifianakis, CDR, Church of Brody, The Playboy Morning Show, dragon boy suede, The Strokes, Simply Don, morgan murphy, doug benson, Yoshi, Last Of The Dinosaurs - I Need Mine!®, jeff NIchols, $Bill-The INFIDEL repping Cleveland!, Steven with a PH, Shawna, Bill Chott, Dave Stoller, Barris-Brody Overdrive!, Ken Griffey, Jr., CHUY from "CHELSEA LATELY" on E!, Lesley, Comic Vs Audience - A Comedy Blog, Heather, What Would Satan Do, Kermet, Calamity Jen, HY-MAN, maggie st.thomas, Social Relations Institute, amanda egge, now playing at M BAR, Drum Lessons The Collection, Jesus Loves You, Tom, Rob Delaney, ERRRIC aka Tha Mayor of Long Beach, FRANCES FARMER, SnakeMannn, BIGPAPA IN THE HOUSE, Eric Shantz, Matthew, Spitfire Jen, Big Earl, 58 Apache, Tomato Tom, Cash, Sasa, DAVID ISAAC, Mellow Dee, T Ξ $ $, Patrick Ney, Leigh-Anne, Comics on Comics, The Westside Eclectic, Jon Horton, Bobby, Count Hopkins Jr., Jenni, CHRIS FRANJOLA, Elly, redban, TJ, JACK, Brett Gilbert myspace predator, *~Lynette~* RodeoCowgirl MC, It's CJ!, Cameron, ♥ Alexandra ♥, Rabbit, ^*^Amanda^*^, Lady Di, Jeny, Sports Illustrated Classics®, Marlene, Jenny, Alex Moore, Ricardo Aleman, me, Shanni O'Brien, Tyler Perry's Steve Benaquist!, Nadya Ginsburg, 3GuysandaSportsPage.com, JAMES, Brian FIG Figarol, Lisa rocks!, QUEEN BITCH, Fermin
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