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 Alonzo Bodden's Profile |
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My "Tall, Dark and Funny" DVD is now available!! |
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| Age: | 46 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | SANTA CLARITA, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 27, 2008 (64 days back) |
About Me |
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I was born in Queens, NY, and grew up in the suburbs, not quite the hood. I studied aerospace in school and am a licensed aircraft mechanic. I've worked on everything from Stealth fighters to DC-10s to private jets. Then they started drug testing; that's when I got into comedy. I've been described as the comic who combines intimidation and intelligence. I'd be more intimidating except thugs get shot and I don't have as many lives as Tupac. I've worked around the world for the USO, have been to the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal and the Aspen Comedy Festival, and have performed all across America. Film and TV wise, I've done some talk shows, Comedy Central, have played a security guard, bouncer, crook or cop on numerous shows and a couple of films, including "Bringing Down the House" starring Steve Martin and "The Girl Next Door." Now I'm a presidential assistant in "Scary Movie 4" with Leslie Nielsen. Of course my big credit is doing monster voices for "Power Rangers." No, I wasn't in the suit; I was just the voice. All this led to "Last Comic Standing" and a half-hour "Comedy Central Presents" special. By the way, I'm single, like jazz and of course long walks on the beach. Check out The Serious Comedy Site 's review of my DVD, "Tall, Dark and Funny" If you find cartoon versions of me amusing, you need to look at this . PLEASE READ IF YOU'RE SUBMITTING A FRIEND REQUEST: Hey people, thanks for your friend request. Sorry if I can't get you added right away but I'm a little slow on the computer so it takes time to add the comment when I add you. You may not know this but I can't type. Hunting and pecking takes time. I'm also a little busy coming up with new jokes so you'll like me. Then there's computer access while traveling all the time. Take a look at the calendar; I'm probably in a security check right now. Thanks, keep laughing and I love ya. P.S. My account keeps losing friend requests. If it looks like I denied you, I didn't -- my account just lost the request. Give it a week or so; if I haven't added you, then send another request, and hopefully it will work. |
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My Interests |
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| Comedy and Bikes, I guess I'm actually kind of boring. I need to get some other interests | |
I'd like to meet:Bill Cosby, Kareem Abdul Jabbar |
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Music:JAZZ! |
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Heroes:Bill Cosby, Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle. I want their job. Then again, mine ain't bad |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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FITTING TRIBUTE TO GEORGE CARLIN...PERHAPS |
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| Today the Supreme court overturned DC's ban on handguns. Thats right, They said one of the most violent places in America doesn't have the right to ban handguns. I know criminals will get guns anyway ... Posted by Alonzo Bodden on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:46:00 PST |
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"101 Cars" in todays Detroit Free Press |
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| Tomorrow (Monday, June 23) is the premiere of my new show, "101 Cars You Must Drive" on the Speed Channel. The show starts at 9 p.m. ET, so be sure to set your DVR!
The Detroit Free Press had a great... Posted by Alonzo Bodden on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:00:00 PST |
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I can’t keep up |
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| Thats it , they have completely lost me. I now know why being a pundit is a full time job. I wonder what it pays. Not enough to listen to their BS for a living.Let's see, Hillary is staying in the rac... Posted by Alonzo Bodden on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:19:00 PST |
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Check this out: Another "101 Cars You Must Drive" promo clip! |
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| As you know, my new TV show, "101 Cars You Must Drive," starts June 23 on the Speed Channel. Check out this promo, posted just for you:CLICK HERE TO WATCH... Posted by Alonzo Bodden on Fri, 23 May 2008 12:29:00 PST |
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Check it out: "101 Cars You Must Drive" preview video |
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| My new TV show, "101 Cars You Must Drive," starts June 23 on the Speed Channel. Check out this preview:
..... Posted by Alonzo Bodden on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:39:00 PST |
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Where are their Priorities? |
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| I called a guy at random in Myanmar ( Burma) and told him about our 4 dollar gas and gays getting married and he told me to f**k off.So I called a kid in China and he said he'd help as soon as we coul... Posted by Alonzo Bodden on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:06:00 PST |
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Same old Politix |
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| Well Bush calls Baraack an appeaser. Now we know someone wrote this for him because it's a big boy word. It is also a historical reference used incorrectly. Chaimberlain GAVE Czechoslovakian land to t... Posted by Alonzo Bodden on Mon, 19 May 2008 10:29:00 PST |
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Rev Wright is not running |
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| As the media focus is more and more on Rev Wright I find myself becoming angrier and angrier.Is he angry, yes, should he be? I don't know but he certainly ha s the right to be. This whole thing starte... Posted by Alonzo Bodden on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:52:00 PST |
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Thank you, Bridget Gray |
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| This was sent to me by a friend. It is absolutely brilliant, and I hope someone listens.
... Posted by Alonzo Bodden on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:36:00 PST |
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Great comments deserve an Answer |
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| A new friend named David commented on my Flavor Flav show blog and he hit a touchy subject with me so here are his comments and my answersFROM DAVIDAlonzo, you hit it on the head. But I have a questio... Posted by Alonzo Bodden on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:22:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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