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| Last Login: | Jun 13, 2008 (529 days back) |
About Me |
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I was raised in a monastery of militant lesbian nuns who ran an Amway business on the slyand kept getting arrested forshoplifting and vandalism. I attended some of the finest schools, learned a trade, and was appointed ambassador toCincinnati before briefly beinghospitalized for molesting a squirrel. I like long walks on the beach, quiet candlelight dinners, and running around with mashedpotatoes in my pants when I am notworking on my PHD in amphibian linguistics. I was nominated for 7 Grammy Awards, dated Britney Spears, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kelly Ripaand Shakira before going onsabbatical and vowing a life of celibacy, healthy living, and antipsychotic medication. After a 7 year hiatus, I got back into the music business where I have headlined arenasaround the world and sold over sevenand a half trillion records. WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET: Women on crutches. Wilfred Brimley's cat. Home and Equity Life salesmen. Carmen Miranda.Anyone who believes in hard work and clean underwear. MY MOVIE SPOOFS PAGE: Jim Stiene - Tequila Sunrise Add to My Profile | More Videos Jim Stiene - Sick Of You Add to My Profile | More Videos MY OTHER WEBSITE: ____________________________________________________________ NOTE: The 10,000th site that puts me in their top 8 will be given a free CD and anautographed picture of Christopher Walken.It won't be his autograph, but the picture's pretty cool, so you should seriouslythink about it. It's a really fucking goodpicture. You can find me in your Top 8 by my email: jimstiene@yahoo.com Web Humor Miscellaneous: Photos Myspace Pics Lyrics My Writing Interviews Reviews My Home Studio Songlist Funny Books Music Utilities Rhyming Dictionary Art A Few Favorites As They Occur To Me: Berlin Astral Weeks The Final Cut Little Earthquakes The Wild The Innocent And The E Street Shuffle Quadraphenia Give Up Hot Fuss Odessy And Oracle The Bee Gees First Goats Head Soup Ram Enema Of The State Further Down The Line The Indigo Girls Turnstyles Transverse City Misfits Okay Computer 9 America Town Folsum Prison The Dream Academy Lights In The Night Exit In Guyville Killer This Years Model London Calling Young, Loud and Snotty This Is The Modern World International Superhits Tuff Darts White Light, White Heat, White Trash Pia Matter The Marshall Mathers LP The Modern Lovers Black Sabbath Rising Force Alive Eric Carmen Rasberries Best Good News For People Who Love Bad News Drunk Enough To Dance War The Street of New York Smile Go Insane What's Going On Friday Nights In San Francisco Tracy Chapman Come On Get Happy The Courier The Turtles Guitar Graffitti Introducing The Hardline Siamese Dream We Don't Need To Whisper A Mark, A Mission, A Brand, A Scar The All American Rejects Full Collapse Takk I have a much bigger list at: Great Albums Good Music DVDs Pink Floyd - Pulse The Who At Royal Albert Hall Social Distortion Live in Orange County Led Zeppelin Fredie Mercury Tribute Concert Foghat - Two Centuries of Boogie Freebird - The Movie Frankie Valli Live Bruce Springsteen in NYC Eminem - E Making of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Rolling Stones Four Flicks ELO - Zoom Tour Live Aid Live 8 Concert For New York A Tribute To Heros Little Earthquakes (VHS only) The Best of Elvis and The Attractions (VHS only) Linsey Buckingham Live U2 At Slane Castle Pete Towshends Deep End Sparks Live In London Subversive Laughter: Raising Arizona Serial Mom Bad Santa Shakes The Clown Boogie Nights The Advocate Office Space But I'm A Cheerleader The Royal Tannenbaums Rushmore The Life Aquatic Team America Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind Adaptation American Beauty Trainspotting Shaun of the Dead Donnie Darko MySpace Hotties QUOTES: "Great minds discuss Ideas, Mediocre minds discuss Events, Small minds discuss other people." – Greek Proverb “Stop throwing the Constitution in my face. It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!” - George W. Bush in a meeting November 2005. "Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons." - Robin Williams "MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken." - Lewis Black "What's with all this dinner and a movie shit? Why can't people just go somewhere and fuck for three or four hours?" - George Carlin CHECK OUT BRIAN FITZPATRICKS NEW ALBUM AT CD BABY: |
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My Interests |
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Music:Member Since: 10/23/2004Band Website: QueryTools.Net/BestOf.htm Band Members: Le Baron - Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Vocals. Influences: The Vocal Stylings of Willliam Shatner and Tony Clifton, The Who, the Beatles, Springsteen,Dylan, Kinks, Stones, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, The Banana Splits, Johnathan Richmond and The Modern Lovers, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Neil Young, Billy Joel, Bob Marley, The Zombies, Van Morrison, Marvin Gaye, The Rasberries, Tom Waits, Wendy Carlos, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Al Green, Warren Zevon, Donovan, Al Stewart, Cat Stevens, Badfinger, Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa, Paul Mcartney Terry Riley,Simon and Garfunkle, Johnny Cash, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Alice Cooper, Queen, Kiss, Abba, The Jackson Five, Elton John, Kinky Friedman, Jimmy Buffet, Lindsey Buckingham, The Clash, The Jam, The Dead Boys, Tuff Darts, Elvis Costello, The Boomtown Rats,The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, The Lords Of The New Church, Willie Nile, Graham Parker, The Shoes,The Ramones, The Cure, U2, Social Distortion, The Cranberries, Dire Straits, The Dream Academy, Camper Van Beethoven, Neil Finn,Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dave Navarro, The Verve, Soul Asylum ,The Mayflies USA,Radiohead, Indigo Girls, Tori Amos, Alanis Morrisette Green Day, Creed, No Doubt, Liz Phair, Dave Mathews, The Killers, Blink 182, Modest Mouse, Sufjan Stevens, Sum 41, Bowling For Soup, Half-Handed Cloud, Mark Jenkins Arcade Fire, Dashboard Confessional, The All American Rejects, Five For Fighting, The Postal Service,Richard Shindell, Marc Anthony, Bob Schneider,Explosions in the Sky, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Coldplay, Everclear, Brian Fitzpatrick, Damien Rice, Mogwai,Sigur Ross, NWA, Dr Dre, Eminem, Most Recent Influences: THE NEW WAVE Angels And Airwaves, Motion City Soundtrack, A Million Billion, The Mercy Kiss, Futuro, Panic At The Disco, Cute Is What We Aim For, Square Root Of Margaret, Its Like Love, Relient K, Diddly Squat, Taking Back Sunday, No Mayers 50, Out Of Options, The Translation, Hot Hot Heat, We Are Scientists, Everdae, Lou Ann And The Spoken Words, No Use For a Name, Yellowcard Still Standing, Adrian Borland, Yellow Fever Inc., Girl Band, Life In Jersey, Sweet Apple Pie, South, The Rifles, Larocca, Tattoed Millionaires, Daddy, Say No More, Time After Time, Romance, Al That And A Bag Of Chips, Alterkicks, Nikki Sudden, The Wombats, Matchbox Romance, Blindswitch, Never Heard of It, POP The High Dials, Freefall, Rocket Summer, Standard Thompson, Cascada, Imogen Heap, Rome To Paris, Luthea Salom, Saving Jane, Picturehouse, Girls Aloud, The Swear, The Teenage Symphonies, Dave Baumgartner, Lucky Days , HIM , ELECTRONIC/ABIENT/TECHNO Techno Squirrels, Equilibrium, Electrik Flux, Loren Dent Chemda, Jacinta, Synthetic Bliss, Astro0, AU4, In Rave Sister, Abend Land Azerty, Diverje, Conjure One, 2-RD, Day Of Moments, Nanar, Absent Machine, Standart, Smoke Ring Halo, Beatoven, Apraxianation, Sally Johnson, Thaw, Spacecraft Music , Alquimia , Sorcerer , The Watermarks , EXPERIMENTAL Animal With Machine, Vic Vibrato, Aloft In The Sundry, Fred Viola, Invoke Him, The Wig Museum, Sildd, Madman Reality, Massive Music, Aiode, Cranium Pie, Skozey Fetsch, Catul Hayuk, The Octopus Project, The Tuna Helpers, 60 Sheets, Crowd Minus One, Gietzen, Colorforms, Harry And The Potters, Clowns and Fetuses, Tamarind Jones , The Jackpot Golden Boys , Siegelhead , ROCK The Book Of Daniel, Still Division, Karma, Last Saturday, Naughttones, Rambler, Malignant Doom, Goldmine Squad, Mathew Moon, The Billy Band, Lansdowne, Kathleen Shadows, GARAGE BANDS The Wankers, The Electric Dolls, The Subways, The Charms, The Snoc, Bullycats, PUNK Mono, The Bent Gents, Rosaline , Elisebell Tears, NoFX, The Hacks, English Sarah, Veracuz, Typhoid Mary, MISCELLANEOUS Silence At The Opera, Secret Machines, Time Of Roses, Shaymin, Katatonia, The Standards, Broom, Chad Parks And The Near Death Experience, Three Miles Home, Poppermost, August House, White Noise Supremacy, Seledyn, Race Monkeyz, Beth Cayhill, Lindi Ortega, The Toy Band, Santo Inocente, Damien, Kneel Before Zod, Taylor Carson, Cut Copy, Dresden Dolls, Muck, SoundSkitz, Prom Queen Massacre, Einar Stenseng, The Band Andy, Beats For Life, Phil Honey-Jones, Nellie McKay, Riphoven, VARIOUS Hunter S Thompson, Joseph Heller, Voltaire, Philip Roth, Mark Leyner, Adrian Mole, Wes Anderson, Dada, Henry Miller, Douglas Adams, Nabokov, Dosteovsky, De Balzac, Joyce, Castaneda,Krishnamurti, Huxley, Sing, Saul Bellows, Dave Barry, Aronofsky, Escher, Dali, Christopher Moore. LIKES: ENFPs, ESFPs. My Favorite Bloggers: Evil Ink design Sam Lucky Billy Mcdonald Anti Sarah Addriene Dr. Dot, Dustin ..0_s.jpg" AMIGOS CARRIE ENGDAHL BRIAN FITZPATRICK 13 HANDS ED FRITZ SEAN CAREY STEFANO REVERED JEN LA RUOCCA TERRENCE CHUMER MIKE JUNE JOHN KENNEDY SURF REALITY Other Peeps Zen Quantum Jennie Pretty Sunset Shifty R2D2 Geitzen Tankgirl Aubrey Linzi Nothing But Tracy Jessica Tuna Unitsky Feldspar Mathew Killian Suga Karma Pirate Deb Psychedelic Salom Lutra Temptress Top 8’s Tracy, Benji, Tarvan, Rob Clark, AJ, Esther, Katie, Web Tools Photo Search Image Hosting Page Editor MySpace Codes MySpace Tweaks Video Hosting Podcasting Podsafe Music Network Where Musicians and Podcasters meet. Bitjobs Insomnia Radio The Closet Geek Show Schwagcast Activities Alcohol Film Noir Team Zissuo Earl HST Camping Fishing Ranting Blinking Sounds Like: Cats having sex. Or The Postal Service on Crack. Actually I play in a lot of different styles because I like all kinds of music. I’m not in high school anymore where you have punks and hippies. Any even then I couldnt decide which one I was. I like Floyd, Sabbath, The Clash, Abba, Pink, Creed, The Postal Service, Trance, pop, hip hop, whatever catches my ear. It’s dumb to have a war between music styles, where the Sum 41 fans come down on Bowling For Soup. Or Modest Mouse fans hate The Killers or Eminem. It’s a big world. There’s room for a little of everything. Record Label: Warped Records Type of Label: None |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Pop / Rock / Experimental) |
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| I wrote an angry diatribe to the New York Times after reading a criticism of fast food, in an attempt to explain why Nachos Supreme, Mexican Pizza and Beef Baja Challupas rule, but it obviously went r... Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:43:00 PST |
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Alpha, Beta, Delta, Gamma |
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| I've been reading a book on ancient civilizations around the world, who all seem to come to the same end. Following around some fucktard alpha male, leading them to destruction, if not at the hands of... Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:50:00 PST |
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Greatest Hits |
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| I've been listening to "Roadsters and Saddle Shoes" a collection of 50's and 60's song's by classic artists playing their greatest hits.
Who could forget "Frankie and the Nutsack's" winsome ballad, "... Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:17:00 PST |
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Up In Smoke |
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| I got a smoking jacket the other day, but got tired of constantly putting it on and taking it off every time I wanted a cigarette, so I got rid of it.
I could have just stashed it away in the closet,... Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:23:00 PST |
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Age |
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| You don't get to be my age without learning a few things. And if there's anything I've learned, it's that Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. I think that goes without saying. If life pushes you ... Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:07:00 PST |
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Election 08 |
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| So Obama has pretty much wrapped up the primary by now, with Hillary Clinton preparing to conceed the race. She might have been the first woman Commander in Chief, but people felt she was just no... Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:11:00 PST |
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A Few Thoughts on Humility |
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| I got poison ivy a while ago, so I've been waking up on about 4 or 5 hours of sleep every night. This, in the middle of a hectic and hurried programing assignment, so I've been really cagey lately, te... Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:12:00 PST |
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The King |
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| I was never a big Elvis fan. Maybe it's because I'm too young or because my home doesn't have wheels on it. I don't know. But I do think he got a bad rap, being accused of cultural pillaging.
He had ... Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:42:00 PST |
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Pop with a Whine |
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| What is it with these bands like Fallout Boy and Panic at the Disco who feel having hair stylist mess up their hair makes them punk rockers?
Try working in an office with messed up hair, not b... Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:37:00 PST |
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The Pigmallion Project |
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| I've been listening to the self titled, "All American Rejects" CD. It's really very good. Mainly just two people. One playing bass and singing, the other guitar, drums and keys. I saw a lot of p... Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:07:00 PST |
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