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 Tess's Profile |
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Fine, I'll f@&kin' do My Space |
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| Age: | 102 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 3" |
| Zodiac: |  Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) |
| Last Login: | Sep 16, 2008 (114 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| You tell me. I don't have time for your games. | |
My Interests |
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| wine, tennis, rollerblading, wine, reading, art, travel, food & wine, shopping, spending money, making money, my new convertible, wine, stopping the christian right and then celebrating with a ballsy nebbiolo | |
I'd like to meet:Anyone who won't try my patience. |
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Music:I don't need your approval. |
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Movies:Why? So you can tell me how wrong I am? |
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Television:Why am I so defensive? |
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Books:Most things British especially Jane Austen, Iris Murdoch, A.S. Byatt and I've just discovered Evelyn Waugh. I'm also a huge fan of the fiction and non-fiction of Simone deBeauvoir and I've been known to pass out on top of America: The Book. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | Boston, MA |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Writer/Comedian |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Shameless Promotion |
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| So for all you LA people, I'm guest hosting a tasting at 55 Degrees this Sunday at 7:30. If you haven't been there yet, it's a fabulous new wine bar with great cheeses and lots of yummy Italian wines.... Posted by Tess on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:20:00 PST |
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Atheist Christmas |
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| I share an office with another atheist. I highly recommend this as you can make all the jokes about god that you want during the day and no one will report you to Human Resources. I am an a... Posted by Tess on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:51:00 PST |
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How I Failed to Quit Drinking v.2 |
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| Today seemed like a good day to quit drinking.
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I don't mean forever. Or even for the week. But if I was ever going to ac... Posted by Tess on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:04:00 PST |
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How I Failed to Quit Drinking |
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| I was supposed to quit drinking 2 weeks ago.
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I say this as I sip the remains of a bottle of Plungerhead 2005 Lodi Old Vi... Posted by Tess on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:39:00 PST |
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I Heart Jack Bauer v.4 |
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| All in all, a really good final episode that contained the elements that seemed to be missing from most of the season. Had there been more of that all season, there might have been more of these blogs... Posted by Tess on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:27:00 PST |
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I Heart Jack Bauer v.3 |
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| All in all, it was a "rice" episode for 24. Some people hate the "rice" episodes. Not me. I realize that it can't all be raw fish and wasabi. You need a little rice to hold the fish and seaweed and wa... Posted by Tess on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:23:00 PST |
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I Heart Jack Bauer v. 2 |
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| Am I the only one who is physically drained after tonight's episode of 24? What an amazing 2 hours of television! My heart hasn't raced like that since I awaited the results of the 2004 election. Firs... Posted by Tess on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:28:00 PST |
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I Heart Jack Bauer |
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| I Heart Jack Bauer
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Monday night TV sucked for an entire season, but finally it's back. No more do I have to be condescen... Posted by Tess on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST |
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Future Strippers of America: Miss Teen USA 2006 |
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| So, one of the hazards of my profession, is that I am often required to watch television I ordinarily wouldn't bother with. Sometimes these things have favorable outcomes and I discover a new fav... Posted by Tess on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:31:00 PST |
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Men I Would Sleep with on Rockstar: Supernova |
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| I have long felt you can tell how a man is in bed, by the way he is on stage. For example, I think Chris Martin cries after sex. I think he gets all weepy and tells Gwynneth how beautiful she is and h... Posted by Tess on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:44:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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